HALP ME!

I'm in a truck with an eleven-year-old driving and a tiny pink rabbit going ice cream crazy as we're driving at 136 miles per hour through an unexplored wilderness! AAAUUUGGHHH!

Kit: ANNABETH! Give the computer BACK!

…fine…

All right, it's me again, as in, I'm Kit and I'm back on the computer… Annabeth took it and added that little segment up there… now, I need to start the chapter! (And I'm sorry that I suck and didn't update for two(three?) months… hehe… but hey I'm back!)

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CHAPTER TEN: The Wilderness Next Door - Part 2

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Dragonite trudged through the muddy terrain, feeling extremely annoyed.

"Yo, Dragonite, why're you annoyed?" Meloetta asked casually.

"Did you just say 'Yo'?" Dragonite blinked, still feeling extremely annoyed.

"Mhm," Meloetta replied casually. "So, yo, Dragonite! Why are you annoyed?"

"Um. I'm not annoyed." Dragonite looked away, still feeling REALLY REALLY EXTREMELY ANNOYED.

"Yes, you are! Kit said so, and in all caps, too!" Oshawott jumped in. Piplup nodded.

"Argh! It's, like, NO SECRETS ALLOWED in this place!" Dragonite roared, even more annoyed than before.

"What even IS this place?" Glaceon wondered aloud. Cyndaquil frowned thoughtfully.

"It's the Wilderness Next Door," she supplied. "Yeah, that sounds right. The Wilderness Next Door!"

HEY! I told you I'm the only one who's allowed to name things in here!

"Oh, yeah?" Umbreon challenged, for he is always looking to spite me… "Just watch this." He grabbed a random seashell and said: "This here is the SEASHELL OF BEAUTIFUL BEATIFULNESS!"

No! BAD UMBREON! And, hey, where'd you pull that out of? Was it out of Nowhere?

"OOHH!" Chikorita suddenly squealed. She had found a huge mound of beautiful, sparkling seashells. Okay, so let's assume that she didn't pull all those out of Nowhere, unless maybe she ran across Shuppet's personal collection…

Shuppet went pale. "I-I d-don't h-h-have a p-personal collection of s-seashells…" he whispered. Okay, we'll check that out in a later chapter. For now, it looks like our friends have run across a huge beach with a huge demigod party taking place on it!

"Woo hoo!" Glaceon yelled, running for the beach. "PLAY TIME! THANKS, KIT!"

Back in the truck with the other narrators, I grinned evilly.

"Oh crud," Oshawott muttered, glancing at the above sentence.

"Hey, we never found out why you were annoyed, Dragonite," Meloetta pointed out.

"I'm annoyed because Charizard went and got his butt LOST IN THE WILDERNESS!" Dragonite roared, stomping down the beach and startling a few demigods.

"WHOA!" Connor Stoll yelped.

"YIKES!" His brother Travis also yelped.

"YOU FREAKING STUPID DRAGON THING!" Clarisse La Rue shouted, hefting her electric spear.

CLARISSE! USE NICER LANGUAGE, PLEASE!

The beach went quiet.

"Who was that?" someone asked.

Back in the truck, Annabeth was feeling really nervous. "Why'd you send them into a beach party full of EVERYONE I KNOW?! This could ruin me!"

"I know," I replied casually. "Now. Back to narrating."

Oshawott shifted uncomfortably. "It, erm, totally wasn't our friend Kit who is narrating the book you're in and happens to be half insane. Not at all."

Half insane?! Only HALF insane?!

"Forget it," Piplup muttered. "She's all the way insane."

Thank you. :D

Meanwhile, the demigods seemed to be getting fidgety. Clarisse, I remind you again – nicer language!

Clarisse gulped. "Uh… are you… like, a goddess or something?"

"No," Chikorita piped up. "She's just an all-powerful being called an author who can control anything and everything within the story." She paused. "Okay, maybe she is a goddess… or at least very similar to one…"

Suddenly, Zeus ate pie.

"Wha – huh?" Cyndaquil cried as she watched the Lord of the Skies munch on cherry pie. "What's he doing?"

"I'm eating pie, mortal!" Zeus responded. Then he noticed that Cyndaquil wasn't human. "Wait. Are you mortal?"

"Uhhh…" Cyndaquil started. Then she became immortal. "Wait what?!" As the author, of course, I'm allowed to do this… "O-oh…" she stammered. Then she grinned. "No, Zeus, I ain't mortal! In fact, I can kill you with my Fire Blast attack if I wanted to!"

Zeus frowned. "Good luck with that." He continued to eat pie.

Suddenly, a giant orange winged thing slammed into the ground.

"Did a dragon just fall from the sky?!" Leo yelped.

"Yes," Percy replied tiredly. Oh, look, it's Percy! "Believe me, that's nothing… compared to Box 15."

"Well, WHY did a dragon just fall from the sky?!" Leo demanded, ignoring the WGDitPC reference.

"Uhh…"

The dragon stood up. Believe it or not, it was… Charizard!

Charizard used Flamethrower on all the demigods.

"Oh, so I'm not the only one who prefers them barbecued?" Zeus asked, sounding mildly surprised.

Charizard rolled his eyes. "No, Cloud Face." Then he poofed away in a cloud of smoke.

"WHAT THE – "CLOUD FACE"?!" Zeus roared.

"WHAT THE – CHARIZARD GET YOUR BIG ORANGE BUTT BACK HERE!" Dragonite roared.

Suddenly, the beach disappeared and was replaced by… snow. A snow-covered mountain top.

"…crud," Umbreon muttered. "Really, Kit?"

And Shuppet, maniacal as he was… well, he was laughing.

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Annabeth: Wow. Just wow. Three months?!

Oh, be quiet…

Link: …

What's up, Link?

Link: *polishes sword*

Annabeth: *rolls eyes*

Cutemon: Well at least we didn't have to see how horribly a Valentine's Day Special would've turned out.

Gary: Very true.

Aw, come on guys! It would've been fun!

Link: Hug a Pikachu (or maybe an Eevee) and don't forget to review and goodbye!

Aw come on Link! There's more fun to be had in this awesome a/n!

Link: Exactly my point. *ends chapter*