Sue is Justice

By: Luunna

Summary: CHAPTER TWOOOO!!! D Sorry guys, I was at Cadet Camp for the past three weeks But now I'm back. And I hope the page breaks actually, y'know, work this time. I've been toying with the idea of a Fatal Frame/Ouran crossover fic. Already got chapter 1 done and it's on my computer now, just need to edit it some. I've tried to make it a believable cross, so only the twins will get a big part. The rest of the Hosts will be searching for them after they go missing. The intro's a LOT like Fatal Frame 2, but the rest will be different! I swear it will be! Certain aspects will remain nearly unchanged (like the intro) to keep with the actual feel of the game, but I will probably be making new ghosts, plot points and whatnot. My question is, should I bother posting it up on Or should I keep it to myself?

Ouin- Lulz xD Glad that pleased you.

Furvacatta- Aww, thanks I don't mind a'tall. Go ahead and do a Death Note one, I think you'd do a good job.

Kawaii- What's OMK? xDD Glad you think it's awesome.

Marisa-San- I'm glad you enjoyed it D Yes, when I was planning this, I vowed that L had to stay himself while he was shut up with everyone else acting OOC.

Maker-San- Seriously? It's that funny? xD I'm so happy so many people enjoy it this much.

Scaff- Sorry, that part was written in a glimpse of Light's point of view. Should've explained that Sorry about the confusion, but I'm glad you liked it 3

SayWah- Glad you liked it too xD As I said before, I vowed he would be watching all this unchanged. And I tried to embody all of the cliché Sue elements into her for the first chapter and next is more Death Note specific stuff.

Determined- Cute, eh? That's a new one xD Glad I brought joy into your otherwise dreary life. Well, not really. Just kind of felt like saying that.

Kazumi- I wanna watch the burning! D Fun for the whole family! And I have other plans for Ryuk. Evil laughter

Renodori- Well, I'm glad I made your life xD I am not paying for your tea, though. I am not held responsible for lost beverages resulting from reading the Sue. I like that line as well.

Legndz- Don't hurt yourself! xD Don't worry, I'll continue this for awhile now.

Dull.Moonlight- Darn, I should've made her a fangirl self-insert! That would've been great! Glad you love the fanfic, and the peeling of carrots award.

Deathnotefan- I'm glad you liked it )

Oh, and for kicks, I translated Tama's name through a baby name site. With translating all the names separately, it means Jewelyablessingcherryblossom. With the Ya, the closest I could find was Yaa, which is African for Born on a Thursday. So with that, it'd be Jewelbornonathursdayblessingcherryblossom. Someone's parents loved their little girl… xD

WARNING: HUGE PLOT TWIST AHEAD LOLOLOLOLZ.

Death Note © Viz Media, Tsugumi Ohba, Takeshi Obata, and… uh… A bunch of other people who aren't me. Leave me alone.
This story © Me/Luunna

Horrible Sue © Me/Luunna

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"Leon!"

"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times… My name is NOT Leon."

L was starting to get rather frustrated with this girl. And to get the great detective angry was a feat to accomplish. He pinched the bridge of his nose in exasperation. This had only gone on for the past three days, and already L was sick and tired of the annoyingly perfect girl. If she made a mistake, it seemed only L noticed when time was rewound and Tamayayukisakura changed her course of action to prevent said mistake. When he asked her about it, she acted like she had no idea of what he was talking about. And her stupid act was more than convincing.

She seemed to grow tired of L and flitted off to Light. "Light, I need to talk to you privately." Tamayayukisakura then dragged off Light, who seemed to turn into a mere vegetable at the prospect of physical contact with the girl. That was another problem. Light's "condition" was getting worse by the day. That infernal Mary-Sue was all he talked about. She's so perfect, she's so smart, she's so beautiful, she's so talented, she's so funny, she's so kind…

L suspected this obsession of Light's would haunt him to his grave. Or put him into an early one if he decided to kill himself.

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"Light, I have a secret to tell you." Tamayayukisakura said after taking him up to her room and magically disabling all of the cameras in the room without L noticing. Because she's that good.

"What is it?" Light suddenly was switched from "Crushing Schoolboy" mode to "Caring teen boy" mode. Both were wildly out-of-character for him.

Tamayayukisakura ignored this and confided in him, "I can see Ryuk." She pointed to where he stood. "I have the Shinigami eyes."

Light gasped at all of this surprising new info. "ORLY? PLOT TWIST!" He exclaimed. To this day, noone has been able to unveil the answer to the question, 'How the hell did Light manage to say Orly as an actual word?'

"Eh?!" Ryuk, who seemed asleep or something through the entire first chapter, stared down at the girl. "How do you have the Shinigami eyes?"

Tamayayukisakura's eyes watered again. "Daddy, why don't you remember me?" She asked as she started to weep for no adequately explained reason. Light glared back at Ryuk and slapped him in the face. Ryuk started to sob his apologies while questioning mentally whether or not there was some kind of law against shinigamis having sexual relationships with other shinigamis or humans.

Tamayayukisakura pulled out a black notebook from god knows where and showed it for all to see. The cover was branded with a white heart. It was a wimpy looking one, but it was a Death Note nonetheless. "My mother was a human who had one of your Death Notes before Light. You fell in love with her and I was born."

"Eh?" Ryuk was thoroughly confused until the OOC waves infected him. "Now I remember sweetie!!" He was suddenly a caring father. Again, quite odd for him. Ryuk soon entirely forgot the thought of the law preventing Shinigami to have sexual relationships with anything. "I've missed you so much, Tamayayukisakura!" He gave her a big hug and everyone was happy. Yes, even the people who weren't there were happy. Though they had no idea why and were slightly confused.

"Light… I know you're Kira." Light didn't seem too concerned, when normally he would've just killed her to keep the secret. "I want to help. I want to be the Third Kira."

Unlike Misa, who he couldn't trust, Light seemed to have no arguments with this and didn't even think that the Second would object to a Third Kira. In fact, he thought, Who's Misa?

At this moment, Misa was walking across the street to the tower of Ryuzaki to visit Light and got hit and killed by a truck. Nobody seemed to care, as her body remained on the street for quite sometime for the children to throw rocks at and Rem seemed apathetic as well, because Light never heard from her again.

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The next day, Tamayayukisakura came downstairs. As she did so, L noticed her hair shorten and magically turn brown. How was that even physically possible? Just a second ago her hair was long and a whitish blond shade. Now it was a chocolate brown fountain of hair stretching down to the nape of her neck…

Gah, there was that descriptiveness again!! L wondered if this would work on himself… He started to picture himself and awaited the thoughts to come.

L. Black hair. Gray eyes.

That was a bit depressing. Not only was the description pathetic, but his eyes were black. Not gray. The entire task force save for L swarmed around her as though they'd never seen her before. Each were greeting her separately, but with equal enthusiasm to each other.

L Lawliet wondered how long he'd remain the only sane Task Force member.

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Alright, I know that sucked, but please bear with me R & R? And tell me your opinions on my plot idea up thar :B