Okay, so this is yet again based off of my own childhood experiences. I am sorry if some of you don't understand what exactly is going on because you haven't played this game. I hope this brings back some good memories for those who have played this game! Enjoy! C:
"YES! VICTORY!" Mikey shouted as he stood up, controller still in hand and waved it in the air. He watched as Captain Falco flew across the screen and disappeared. A new deep voice broke in as the screen froze,
PLAYER 2, DEFEATED.
The screen changed and Fox struck a pose while confetti sprinkled around him. Captain Falco was in the distance, clapping with good sport. A good loser, unlike the red masked turtle who was growling to himself as he tossed the controller on the floor. Mikey danced around Raph with victory and triumph. He was going in circles around his big brother, moving his body with natural grace.
"I told you Captain Falco was a poor choice!" Donnie said from the couch, pitying and tsking his brother. Raph glanced back at the genius with a confused and dumbfounded look,
"What are you talking about? He's the best!"
"Yeah Donnie, He's not bad." Mikey said as he continued to dance around Raph, wiggling his body with glee. The red masked turtle was getting annoyed at Mikey's victory dance real fast. Raph let out a snort and glared at Mike,
"Mikey, whenever you play him, you just press the same button over and over again."
"Yeah! Cause it's a classic move dude." Mikey stopped his dance and kneeled down on one knee, pulled his arm back in slow motion, and deepened his voice trying to imitate the character,
"FALLLLCOOOOOON..." he lashed out his arm fast and punched the air, bringing his body hard into the punch, "PUNCH!"
"I'll falcon punch you to the moon if you doing stop gloating." Raph crossed his arms and smirked. Mikey stood back up and looked at his brother, he patted the top of his head lightly.
"Awe! you're just upset cause you lost...again." Mikey beamed with a smug laugh. Raph grabbed Mikey's hand and twisted it, he let out a yelp and turned his body with his wrist.
"OWOWOW! You're such a sore loser!"
"And you are a sore winner."
"Hey! it's not my fault I'm amazing." Raph and Donnie both rolled their eyes. Mikey looked at Donnie, sat up, and grabbed his controller.
"You're up D! Ready to feel the Foxy Fury?"
Raph traded places with Don on the couch, the Purple turtle moved to the floor.
"Dream on Little brother. This game is all about picking the right character."
Mikey looked at Donnie from the corner of his eyes,
"Oh? Well too bad I already have the best Character, Star Foxy is awesome."
"Mikey, Say Foxy one more time. I dare you." Raph said from the couch. Mikey decided to ignore it and Donnie cleared his throat,
"Well you just have to smart really. You picked Star Fox. Fox is a good choice, he's fast and if played correctly, a powerful character. Where Raph went wrong is that he chose a slower person. Even though Captain Falco packs a powerful kick and can cause a good deal of damage, it was hard for him to get a good hit on Fox because Fox is so fast. You have to time it just right. Therefore-"
"Donnie...I love you, but stop being a nerd and just play." Mikey gave him genuine smile. Donnie huffed and picked a character, the screen changed and a couple of stage selections appeared. Mikey slowly turned his head and stare at Don.
"You are kidding right?"
"what?"
"Jiggly Puff?"
"what's wrong with Jiggly Puff?"
"He's completely useless! He sucks. He's boring! I mean he makes people fall asleep...literally."
Donnie's face scrunched up in confusion. "he's not useless..he's the one that sucks people up right?"
Mikey slapped a hand to his own forehead and Raph let out a burst of rough laughter.
"That's Kirby shell for brains!" Mikey laughed, "This is going to be TOO easy."
Donnie sighed as Mikey choose the stage, Star Fox's ship of course. A voice went through a countdown as the characters appeared and the battle began. It lasted for a good while, Don put up a good fight, especially with using such a poor choice. Then the voice talked as the screen froze,
PLAYER 2, DEFEATED
Fox was yet again victorious and being clapped at with a bunch of confetti raining down.
"All about picking the best character huh?" Mikey nudged Don and smiled wickedly.
"Oh don't rub it in!"
Mikey turned his head and closed his eyes tight before belting out,
"IIIIIII AMMM THE CHAMPION! MY TURTLES!" He then stood up and played imaginary instruments, "DUN DUN DUUUUN! AND YOU'LL KEEP ON LOSING! TILL THE END!"
"Those aren't even the words."
"I'm improvising D! Don't mess with my groove."
"Well cool your groove for a second, you ain't top turtle yet!" Raph said as Donnie joined him the couch, "Leo still hasn't played."
"Well yeah..but Leo said he was going to get extra training in today, meaning he isn't playing." Mikey explained. Donnie and Raph looked at each other, smiled, and crossed their arms. Time for some manipulation.
"Leo would beat you anyways." Donnie said.
"What!? are you crazy? He rarely plays! He won't stand a chance against the Master!"
"nah...Leo would beat you." Raph grinned.
"Lies."
"wanna bet?" The green in the Red turtles eye's were sparkling with amusement.
"Yeah! let's bet." Mikey smirked and copied his two brothers as he crossed his arms.
"Alright, if Leo wins, you have to play Jiggly Puff...for a month." Donnie said.
"And If I win?"
Donnie had to think about it for a minute.
"Raph can't beat you up for a month, no matter what you do to him."
"WHAT!" Raph shouted and Mikey laughed.
"Deal." Mikey cleared his throat and walked towards the Dojo, preparing to drag Leo out.
"OOO LEONARDO! you have been chosen to be my next victim!" Mikey disappeared behind the doors.
"How long do you think it will take to get Leo out here?" Donnie asked, Raph turned and gave him an amused look.
"Do you even know Mikey? He has turned being annoying into an art form."
Within minutes, Mikey came running out of the Dojo with a glum and annoyed Leo in tow, slightly tripping over his feet as he was being halfway dragged.
"Wow. It is truly a gift." Donnie said sarcastically and Raph gave a muffled chuckle as Mike shoved Leo on the ground, tossing the controller to him. The orange turtle picked, Star fox, again. Leo chose the Pokemon trainer, Mikey looked over at his eldest brother.
"You're about to get foxed."
"Mikey! what I did I say about the fox thing!?" Raph snapped.
"Fine then." Mike smiled, "you're about to get super smashed!"
Raph and Donnie both sighed as Leo stayed quiet as the battle began.
The game was intense, it was soon neck and neck. Mikey was starting to break a sweat and Leo poured his famous concentration into the video game. His Charizard died and now Squirtle was fighting for it's life. From behind, Donnie broke Leo's concentration
"Is anyone else annoyed that Pokemon made a turtle blue and called it a species of Pokemon? No creativity."
Leo was momentarily distracted by the comment and Mikey took full advantage to strike at Leo.
"SAY BYE BYE TO HITTING MIKEY MONDAYS RAPHIE!" Mikey shouted and jumped to his feet as he held over B.
Over B? no. NO!
Fox used his super speed and flew off the edge of the stage accidentally. Fox held his arms out as if skydiving and was falling to his death.
"NO! NO NO NO NO!" Mike shouted as he tried to up B and save himself, but it refused to work, his fate was set. Fox disappeared of the screen. The deep voice broke in for a third time,
PLAYER 1, DEFEATED
"That doesn't count! I meant to do a down B! This isn't fair!
"it counts, I won." Leo said calmly. Mikey fell to his knees and put his hands on his head.
"Not jiggly puff..." He whispered as Donnie and Raph laughed from the couch.
"Leo! you're my hero!" Donnie said between laughs, Leo smiled as his brothers.
"Happy to help!" Leo set down his controller and lounged back on his hands, stretching out his legs and watching the Drama King wither in misery. Mikey's voice grew small and he whispered another,
"Nooooooooooo" as he fell forward and face planted in the floor. He just laying there with defeat. Leo stared at Mikey, rare mischief in his eyes.
"We are the champions..." He started to sing. Mikey turned his head and peaked an eye out at Leo with surprise, but also glaring. Donnie and Raph also looked surprised but Donnie was quick to join in.
"MY FRIENDS!" Donnie sang out, creating more drama in the song.
"AND WE'LL KEEP ON FIGHTING.." Raph belted out, they all looked at each other and smiled. Leo jumped to his feet and Donnie stood on the couch pointing in the air with a finger. Raph slide to his knees and used his sai as a microphone. They all sang out in unison,
"TILL THE ENND!"
"MIKEY! Stop flying around and get down Here!" Leo snapped.
"NEVER!"
Don, Raph, and Leo all chose to be Star Fox, just to rub it in that Mikey couldn't play his favorite character. They all fought each other for a while, until they noticed that Mikey was purposely not fighting, he was doing the old 'just let everyone else kill each other' trick. So, they all decided to gang up on Mikey. However, Jiggly Puff has been flying from one end of the screen to the other, touching down on the ground, and then flying off again. None of the foxes could reach him in the air, or catch him. They all three ran together following the flying Pokemon around as he moved from side to side, masterly avoiding.
Mikey was dying with laughter as he watched all the foxes race back and forth behind him, sometimes jumping up to kick him out of the air but failing. It was hysterical and Mikey was almost crying with laughter. This has been going on for a good five minutes.
"You were right Donnie!" Mikey said between laughs as jiggly puff touched down on the ground but then took off towards the other end of the map just as the foxes caught up with him.
"Probably. About what?" Donnie gritted through teeth as his fox jumped up kicking his foot at Jiggly puff but missing.
"Jiggly Puff ISN"T useless!"
Raph growled and threw his controller, done with this chase. He dove and tackled his laughing brother.
"I'm going to show you the real life version of Super Smash." He wrestled with his youngest brother and Donnie and Leo both jumped in too.
"Player 1, Defeated!" Mikey laughed out from under his brothers.
So these things have actually happened! The jiggly puff incident was a real thing that happened to me, I was eventually taken down by my siblings because I was laughing to hard to keep going. I was crying, it was the funniest thing ever!
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if anyone has any suggestions of a scene or what they want to see, let me know! or heck! tell me a funny story about what you and you're siblings play c: I enjoy hearing from you all and It's always nice to get nostalgic!
