Im goin nuts with the updates. I need to slow down and work in my new cowboy bebop sequal. Trouble is I cant write for that one I got almost writers block. So here is the new chapter. Go for it Bulla!

Bulla: Daughteralucard doesn't own dbz because my daddy said so.

Me: the hell he decides that!

Vegeta: -.-

Chapter 7

Mirai lay in bed. The only time he moved was to eat. Carina was nice enough to go by the blood bank and get him a few packets to live off of. She didn't really know why, she figured it was some weird way to get off. The way Carina saw it, her boss had lost ownership to the club so was relieving his stress on that Jennet girl. Terry hadn't been around at all in a long time so Jennet was the next best thing.

Vegeta was the first to come over (go figure) to 'consult' and 'motivate' him. It happened a bit like this.

Yesterday

Vegeta just walked in without knocking and stood over Mirai in a menacing way. "Alright boy," he yelled, "you have wasted valuable time on this couch for long enough. You are getting up and you are going to train NOW!"

Mirai looked up at him for a moment but turned his head to face the back of the couch and gave a heavy sigh.

"Do you honestly think that what happened with the Babidi inncedent was your fault! I killed people to you know. I may not have been as sick and brutal about it but still, I'm not beating myself up about it. We saved the planet and wished everyone killed back to life. They aren't busting your balls about it so stop worrying about it!"

Mirai turned his head around and looked at him again. He got up. Vegeta uncrossed his arms and took a step back. Mirai walked for the bathroom, closed the door, took a piss, walked back out and went back to his couch. Vegeta was growing angry now. What the fuck was with this kid?!

Okay he thought not the most tactful way.

Mirai came Jesse's voice he is right! It's not like you are going to go on a killing spree again. It was totally different this time. It's not like the first time you went on a massacre like that, remember, when you were first a vampire you were worse then what happened at the tournament and you went on with life.

"You just don't get it," said Mirai out loud to both the voice and his father. Vegeta rolled his eyes and tried another approach. He left to go get Bulma.

(One hour later)

"Come on Mirai," she said in a positive tone, "get up and seize the day! Smell the coffee!"

"I hate coffee," he grumbled.

"Okay then, smell the non-fat caramel macchiato with a shot of vanilla and cinemen!"

Mirai just shook his head. Bulma pulled the fleece blanket off of him but he reached over to his ghetto looking recliner and grabbed the other blanket. Bulma growled and grabbed that one to. He got up and walked over to the closet grabbing yet another blanket.

"ARGH! Why the fuck do you have so many blanket!"

Mirai just shrugged and turned his head the other direction. Bulma stomped her foot childishly and stormed out. Time for plan C!

(30 min)

Goku was perfect for lifting the spirits! He was self confident, positive, optimistic, naïve, and, well, happy. He walked in confidently. "Hey champ," he piped, "let's train together!"

"I don't want to train," Mirai mumbled.

"What do you want to do?"

"How about an intelligent conversation," he said sarcastically.

"Okay, lets talk intelligence."

Mirai chuckled, this aught to be good, said Joey.

"Okay, lets talk the theory of the black whole!" Mirai pretended to be in a good mood and acted like he knew what he was about to talk about, he didn't really, but he didn't need chipper company. He didn't want to be near aggression either.

"Um..what?"

"Well you know a black whole is a collapsed star that suggests no beginning or end to it. A gravity well, however, does. Like the black whole it is a collapsed star it just shows a beginning and end to it."

"Okay, Mirai, your loosing me man," said Goku nervously.

"Look, it's simple. A black whole is just the core remnant of the collapsed star. It accumulates anywhere with sufficiently high density which they seem to pop up quite frequently in space."

"I didn't even understand half of what you said," said Goku who was now sweating. (You know you feel just like Goku right now. What the fuck does this shit even mean? Who knows and who the fuck cares!)

"I don't get what is so confusing. It is a simple theory, that's all, you know some scantiest believe that they could lead to knew galaxies?"

Goku screamed a high pitched girly scream and ran out of the room. Mirai laid back on his belly and pulled out his science book from high school and looked at it. He planned for Goku to come here so memorized stuff out of the text book. In truth, it was the fist time he ever set eyes on the book. He had it sense he and Gohan were both in high school together and never once even looked at it.

(That was sort of a Mary Sue moment. I have had the same science book sense I took high school life science and I have never once looked at it until just now when I was getting that info out of it. Applaud me!)

Goku ran home crying and called Bulma. "Bulma," he said panicky, "It was horrible! There was science, and brain power, and theories, and wholes! Don't make me go back please!"

(One hour later)

Gohan walked in armed with his science book just in case. He had the same book and had read up on it recently. "Hey," he said distastefully, "look, I didn't want to bother with you but seeing as how you managed to give my father flashbacks of Vietnam I'm the only other candidate at my house daring to come over here. Especially after what you did to my dad. He is literally hiding under his bed, I hope your happy jackass!"

"Very," was all Mirai said, "what do you want?"

"For you to leave this place, what else?"

"I would but incase you haven't noticed, I'm on eternal probation here."

"Why is the club closed?"

"Fuck you."

"hmm, okay I'll buy that story." Mirai rolled his eyes. "But seriously, I heard you are over here talking science. Dad said, or stuttered, you were talking intelligence."

"Yea, I can do that you know."

"You memorized a part of the book."

"No I didn't," he said aggressively.

"Yes you did," Gohan said simply.

"Yea, okay, what do you even care?"

"I guess I tried."

"No you didn't."

"No, but I can say I did," said Gohan as he turned around and left.

(2 hours later)

Roshi came in and, god bless the old man as he burns in hell, he brought his whole porn collection on VHS. "Alright," he said, "I know just what will pick you up! We need to get you back on the field, sped some of those oats, fool around then we can upgrade you to screwing around!"

"Old man, I don't want to screw around with anyone right now I just….hey wait! How many people know about what just happened!"

"Everyone," he said, putting Dante's Dick in.

"Everyone? It just happened like 10 hours ago! No one was even in the alley when it happened!"

"Well, what did you expect?"

Mirai just gave a growl and looked at the weird porn going on. "You know, I'm not really into strait porn."

"What!? What other kind of kinky porn is there!? HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND MAN!?"

"Well, yes, actually, I have. Do you mind taking your shit and getting out?"

"What kind of porn do you watch, gay porn?"

"Not exactly."

"There are two kinds of porn and I'm only into one!"

"I'm more of a bi kinda porn watcher."

"Bi? What is the word 'bi'?"

"Ugh, nevermind, just get out dirty old man!"

"No, you must show me this amazing porn you speak of, are there naked girls?"

"Yes, amoung other things."

"Really," he asked, moving closer, "what other things."

"You wouldn't be interested."

Roshi gave him a longing look.

"It is a mix of gay and strait porn but put together."

Roshi lifted a brow and collected his stuff and walked for the door. "You know," he said, "you are weird, who ever thought of being into something like that! It's ludicrous! Haha, kids today, so weird, into both strait and gay porn. You need a life kiddo." Mirai had an anime sweatdrop and watched as the old man left.

"What a prick." He went back to his original position and looked at the screen. "Damnit," he grumbled, "old man left his tape in my VHS player. What kind of stone age idiot only watches VHS's anyway?"

(4 hours later)

Marron, Bulla, and Pan all walked in. Yes, the porn tape was over and the TV was turned off. Marron wore a pink dress with her blond hair up in pigtails. Bulla was in a red shirt and a blue jean skirt with her blue hair up in a red ponytail holder. Pan was in an orange gi and her black hair was cute similar to what Videl's was when she was a teenager. The three girls were about 5-6 years old and annoyingly cute.

"Okay," piped Bulla in an agry way, "time to get up and smell the roses you lazy git!"

"Yea," said little fat marron (she was fat, chubby, she looked like a pig in a dress and you now it!), "smell roses!"

"Yea, maybe you could train with me," said Pan.

"Ew," said Bulla, "training is for boys and daddies!"

"Yea," said Marron, "eww!"

"I train and so does my grandpa," argued Pan.

"You're a boy," shouted Bulla.

"Boy, boy, boy," chanted Marron.

"You have cuddies!"

"Cuddies, cuddies, cuddies!"

"Shut up you guys," shouted Pan, "you guys smell like boys!"

"I do not," argued Bulla.

"Yea, I do not," said Marron.

"Will, Grace, Will's lap dog," shouted Mirai, "scram or I'll make you!"

"So make us," said Pan.

"Yea, make us," said Marron.

Mirai got up and the three girls screamed and ran away. Mirai chased them around the living room and out onto the catwalk toward the elevator. When they got half way there he turned around and went back inside and locked the door.

(Lunch time!)

MV kicked the door down. "Why is the door locked," he asked angrily that he had to kick it down.

"To keep little kids out," he said facing the back of the couch.

"What?"

"I don't know, these little girls came in here. Fuck, I don't know what the hell they wanted. The blue haired one kinda reminded me of V. I think that was Bulla. I don't ever see her. I don't even know who the other two were."

"I don't know what you are talking about. I know about Bulla, I don't know anything about other two girls. I know that Gohan had a kid with his girlfriend and I think the android and the midget had a kid to."

"Maybe that was them."

"Most likely. I just came here to make sure you haven't managed to kill yourself yet."

"As much as I try it never works. I think I'm taking the wrong direction here."

"Well, because of that I'm adding on to the deal. You can keep yourself from cutting, hanging, or anything else you have tried and I might consider not having you drug tested once a month. I would still have to though."

"Why are you doing this to me," he asked miserably.

"Because I'm not going to let you screw yourself up over something that you did. It's not like it was the fist time you ever went on a massacre!"

"You and Jesse sound like each other sometimes."

"Who?"

"One of my personalities."

"Oh, never mind then. You need to get up and get out of here kid. Your not helping yourself like this."

"What do you care?"

"I obviously do. I'm taking time out of my personal life to help fix you."

"Am I suppose to be touched or something?"

MV got up and slowly walked for the door. Mirai turned his head back. "Say what you will," whispered MV, "I know I was a horrible parent to you in life. I saw a chance for you to have a better life and I took it. I could have been selfish and drug you back with me but instead I tried to give you the better life. It isn't my fault you managed to fuck this one up but I still do what I can to get you back on track." A pang of guilt struck Mirai's heart. It left as quickly as it came and MV shut the door behind him. Mirai turned his head and looked at the door. He got up and walked over to a window and watched MV walk out of the elevator and walk out the door. Mirai picked up an empty bottle and threw it at the door that led into the club and managed to put a nice sized whole in the door. He would have to get that fixed soon.

(Lost track of time)

Raditz stood in front of the door and looked at the whole and the Strawberry Faygo bottle next to his foot. He took a deep breath and walked in. "Hey little half breed," he said happily, "how's it goin?"

"Go away," said Mirai.

"Look, I know we don't talk and I tend to be a little hateful to you-"

"A little?! You threw a vicious rabid Pomeranian dog at me and laughed when I had to get a rabbis shot for it!"

"Haha, yea, good times." Mirai shook with a look of disgust on his face. "But I'm not here to remanice with you."

"Good, get out."

"I'm here to tell you to not just sit around and let this happen." Mirai looked up with interest. "You need to hunt his ass down and fuck him up like you did that crowed of people ten years!"

"You're an asshole!"
"Glad I could help," he said as he got up and walked out.

(2:00 that afternoon)

"Hey in there," said King, "open the door."

"No," said Mirai, "get out of my club!"

"It's technically not your club right now. Besides, the current owner says he couldn't care less if we came over here."

"Is that why all you fuckers are coming in and out of here!"

"That is why they aren't leaving unless they want to. Besides, I'm here to help!"

"No," he said, "I don't want your help!"

"Well, I don't want to help but your mother sent me over here!"

"Then pretend like you helped and leave me."

"What am I going to tell her? I gave you a puppy and it cheered you up a little but not enough to get you out of bed?"

"No, I hate dogs!"

King thought about this and grabbed the puppy at his ankles and left for the pet store. He traded it in for a baby monkey and came back. "Okay I came back with another excuse! How about a baby monkey? You kids like monkeys these days right?"

"Are you trying to insult me you dick!?"

King growled and traded the monkey in again for a parrot. He came back and again yelled threw the door. "How about a nice bird?"

"To damn noise!"

King traded the bird in for a rabbit.

"Oh let me guess," said Mirai as King announced a new idea, "a bunny this time?"

"No," snapped King, "how about I say I kicked your ass and broke both of your legs so you can't get off that couch!"

"No thanks," he shouted. King left and got a fat grey cat.

"How about a cat?"

"Okay but don't tell her it was a scrawny cat or she wont by it."

"How about a fat cat!"

"Yea, that will work."

"Then come get the damned cat!"

"What?"

"Are you daft? Here I'll just try and push it threw the whole in your door." King tried to shove the cat in but it was just to fat. Mirai felt sorry for the cat so walked over and opened the door and grabbed the cat from King who looked ready to shove the cat threw the door.

"Thank you, I'm not getting out of here but thanks, it makes me feel a little better."

"I hope so; do you have any idea how hard it was carrying that stupid cat around?"

"I don't want to know. Good God, how much does it eat?"

"Well the lady at the pet store suggested a cat feeder," said King.

"Yea, no shit," said Mirai, "do you wanna, I don't know, come in or whatever?"

"No," he said.

"Good, I didn't want you in here," said Mirai relieved.

"Oh good," said King also relieved, "I was afraid you would start wanting to be my friend or something."

"Oh no," said Mirai. He shut the door and King left.

(later after 3)

Goten came bouncing in happily. "Hey man," he said, grabbing a chair and sitting down, "how's it hangin'?"

"Is there a sign on my door that says 'come in' or something?"

"Please, there isn't much of a door there anyway," said Goten. Mirai took a look at the boy a year older the him now. He wore a school football jacket with a giant O patch on it, a white shirt, black jeans, and Michael Jordan basketball shoes. What a jock he grew into. Trunks wasn't much better. He tend to get his clothes from Abercrombie, actually, Trunks was more guy prep then jock. Different clique same social group.

"What are you going to tell me, 'get out of here'. 'take a walk', 'give life another chance'?"

"In a nut shell, yes, come on. Mr. Scary Goth, get a little motive. Come on out and play football with me and Trunks!"

"Okay you have basketball shoes, you play basketball for the school, but you're playing football?"

"Basketball season doesn't start until later. Until then I'm playing football."

"Okay, get out," said Mirai. He got up and grabbed Goten by the neck of the jacket and shoved him threw the door.

"Oh, come on," said Goten, "don't be so anti-social!" Mirai opened the door and shoved him out. Goten grabbed the rails of the cat walk to center himself and looked at Mirai.

"No, Goten, I am anti-social. It is the way I am especially right now. What do you even care. You don't even like me!"

"Look, I'm just a little uneasy about two guys and all."

"Your homophobic, I got it! Now if you don't mind, let the phobia take over, and beat it!" He slammed the door causing the frame to be damaged. Great though Mirai now it will never shut right.

Well, said Mira who's fault is that?

What do you want?

That pretty guy you just threw out.

Forget it Mira.

(The next morning)

Trunks had heard a few stories about the fear of coming back here. Particularly from Goku. He was to traumatized to talk about what happened. Trunks walked in and saw Mirai. Mirai looked over at the next intruder. "Oh no," he said, "not you to!"

"No," said Trunks, "I'm just gonna hang out. I'm not here to tell you what to d,o or buy you off, or suggest you come hang out with me and my friends." Mirai was a little taken aback. He looked over and watched Trunks sit down. He wore holey blue faded jeans, a green shirt that said 'pinch me and i'll punch you' and a plain black hoodie. They sat in silence for a long moment.

"You want something to drink," suggested Mirai.

"What do you have?"

Mirai walked over toward his refrigerator and opened it. "Water, raspberry tea, peach faygo, a bottle of white tea FUZE, regular sun tea and blood."

"Any sugar in the tea?"

"Fuck man, you know I hate sweet tea," said Mirai.

"Get me a tea and sure," said Trunks laughing.

Mirai smiled at got him a cup of tea and put two spoons of sugar in it. He grabbed himself the bottle of FUZE and walked back. He switched the TV on. 10 things I hate about You was on. Mirai changed it and There is something About Mary on Comedy Central was on. He changed it again to HBO. I Love You To Death was on. Mirai flipped threw the channels. Soon he stopped. An old black and white movie was on. A man was leaving on a train and the woman was begging him not to go. He told her he was sorry but he couldn't live the lie anymore. "Wow," said Mirai, "I get TVLAND now."

"Yea," said Trunks, "we don't have TVLAND."

"I don't have cable, just regular TV."

"Oh, well we do. Maybe it isn't on cable."

"Maybe, did you look?"

"Not really. I once caught an episode of I Dream of Jeannie. That might have been TVLAND."

"Yea, I think that was TVLAND."

"Ah, I guess I have it then."

"Guess so."

"You know," said Trunks, "that girl really should chase after him."

"Yea, why's that?"

"She might regret it if she didn't try. You know she goes there an tells the guy that she doesn't want him to leave and when he says he is tired of living a lie she just accepts it and he leaves. There was no real fight for him. It's unsatisfying and they will both regret it the rest of their lives."

"Or they will get over it and live their lives."

"What, you mean like you are right now," asked Trunks with a Vegeta like smirk.

"Oh haha, very funny. What ever happened between you and Melody Mr. Self righteous Love Guru?"

"I slept with her, broke up, and got a new girlfriend."

"That fast?"

"Yea," he said.

"Man that shit isn't healthy. You have no commitment to anyone."

"What, your any better? Please, you love this guy, then you sleep with several other guys and girls, then when he tells you that he can't live like that anymore you just let him go."

"Oh fuck you, jackass, at least I'm not jumping to any relationship right now."

"I'm not gonna touch that one," said Trunks, looking back at the TV.

"What is that suppose to mean," asked Mirai with a smile.

"Like I said, I'm not here to tell you what to do, just hang out with you." Mirai turned to the TV as well and watched as the I Love Lucy show started. "You know they should have divorced by now."

"Yea, no shit. She spends all day at home even though she wants a real life and he goes out and plays at his stupid club and says that she can't help with the show."

"Yea," said Mirai, "she has plenty of talent."

"Yea," agreed Trunks, "she could be like a strip tease or something."

"Shit, I would hire her!"

"Hell, I would tip her!"

"Fuck yea!"

"Just one problem," said Trunks, "she's married and she has a kid."

"Oh yea, she would be like 'I can't work tonight, my babysitter called in sick'," said Mirai imitating Lucy's voice.

"But you know," said Trunks, "at least she hasn't left him. He would be all 'Lucy, I love you don't leave'."

"Yea and she would be like 'Ricky I want to live!'." Both the boys laughed and Mirai smiled at Trunks. "You know, you are very good."

"What do you mean," asked Trunks still watching the TV.

"This play between the lines shit. I almost thought you were really just hear to hang out."

"Oh, no I was, I just figured I would give it a shot. I really wasn't going to but then we started watching the end of the movie and thought 'what the hell' so I went for it."

"Yea, it almost tempts me to go after him."

"Almost?"

"Yea I just don't know where he is."

"Hey, don't you vampires have like spies or something that you can get to stalk people or some shit?"

"Yea we do, where the fuck did you come up with that?"

"Charlies Angle's last night."

"What? Charlie's Angle's was on?"

"Well the old one was," said Trunks. Mirai lifted a brow and stared at him. "What, I took my date home last night and we watched it together."

"Man, if your not careful you could end up like me."

"Yea, only difference is I would be making more money and I would inherit an entire company."

"You're excited about doing that?"

"Yea, are you kidding me? I love math, science, inventing, and all that good stuff."

"You would be a master of the universe, top of the tower fat cat so you can make a capsule to put worthless shit it."

"Better to the be man then work for the man."

"Hey, man, I owned my own night club, I was the man. Now I'm just the guy who lives in his fathers night club until I can come back two months clean."

"Yea no shit."

"But seriously man, your about to become just like me. Well except for the mentally insane, psychotic, vampire freakish part."

"Yea," said Trunks as he finished off his sweet tea, "you know dad said the same thing. That's why he swung me by here the other day."

"Yea I figured as much."

"Well, this has been fun and all but I really must be going. I have to get my homework done cause dad will kill me if I wont, well if mom doesn't get there first, see ya."

"Later man."

You know Trunks came Yamma's voice He has a point.

Are you going to give me a job now or are you going to just fuck with my head.

No I'm going to give you a job. Your job is to think about what Trunks just said and how much sense it is.

What? That It is better to own CC then work for them?

No you nitwit! About chasing after the one you love.

I'm not going to take love advice from an 18 year old pimp who can't keep his own shit together!

Well you don't have to take his advice, just think about it!

Yamma's voice went away. Mirai sat there watching the ending of I Love Lucy.

So there Mirai was now still in bed later that day thinking about Jennet coming over. No, he had to go get Terry! He got up and ran out to find a sewer entrance to talk to the nosfearatue.

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Thanks Shahi and SiriusRulez for the awesome advice!