(missioin impossible music)

KIMPOSSIBLE!

V: will you shut up and get to killing those three kids!

Me: NO! If those boys die there is no story line you dumbass! I'll kill Pan instead

V: go for it

Me: (sends my evil closet monkey off to kill Pan) MUAHAHAHA now we will never have to read another PxT story ever again!

Pan: don't count on it (shows dead monkey head)

Me: Holy inferiority complex Vegeta, how sad is it that my self esteem is so low I can't even kill a three year old little whore!

V: at least you still have the disclaimer

Me: actually I don't see I can't afford the disclaimer, I'm a po' child! See I pissed off FUNdimation and they cut my budget. Now the graphics are cheep looking, its in black and white, we can't have a disclaimer, and we have to use the ocean dub voices.

V: DAMN YOU!

Shahi, I'm not really sure how many Chinatowns there are. I have been to the one in California and in New York. The one in New York is more Chinese looking. I have never been to Canada before.

Chapter 10

MV growled in frustration when the nosfearatue reported that Mirai was not only in Chinatown, but he drug Goten and Trunks along for the ride. He hung up the phone and relaxed to sense out the ki's. A sudden feel of panic came over him when he couldn't feel out their ki's. Could the Kuie-jin have gotten them?

He got up and flew out the window to West City. California people had seen to much to really care about people flying around. Hell dimensions, people they assume only think they are vampires. If there was anyplace to be a vampire, werewolf, or crazy psychopathic ex space pirate terrorist, it was California (does that really surprise you?).

He arrived at CC about 4 in the morning just as he had suspected, Bulma was still up by the phone, Dr. Briefs and Bunny were in the livingroom crashing, and Vegeta was asleep on the table. Bulma stood up when he walked in. "Vegeta," she said, "Trunks and Goten are gone and we don't known where they are, Chichi and Goku don't know, I don't know what to do."

"I have a general idea where they are," said MV. King, Nappa, Bardock, Goku, Gohan, Raditz, Piccolo, Yamcha, and Azia came in.

"None of us had any luck," said Nappa. V, Doc, and Bunny got up to find out the latest.

"Vegeta, you just said you had a general idea," asked Bulma. All eyes were on MV. He looked at everyone and told them that one of his sorces spotted the boys in Chinatown California but he couldn't sense out their ki's. Chichi came busting threw the door loudly waking everyone up fully.

"Alright," she said, "lets go get our kids!"

"Chichi," said Bulma panicky, "your armed to the teeth in bullets and guns, and is that an automatic rifle? How did you get here anyway, Goku left you at home!"

"Bulma, dear, we have more important things to worry about. Some cannibal asshole has our sons!"

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The thin metal door opened. The three boys walked in only to see a series of beams moving left to right. The next one moved up and down. Mirai crouched as low as he could. The other two followed suit. The walked over to the first beam and one at a time jumped over it.

Goten jumped a little to far and almost hit a beam. A strand of his hair hit the beam and split it clean in half. The lucky teen whimpered a bit as his friend pulled him back. "Thanks Trunks," he said.

"No problem," responded Trunks.

"Okay guys," said Mirai, "no touching the beams for safety reasons."

"Please keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times and do not stand at anytime during the ride," said Trunks imitating a flight attendant woman. The other two chuckled a bit and put their heads back in the game. Mirai waited until the beam was in perfect place and crawled under it quickly. "Hey I have an idea."

"What," asked Mirai and Goten.

"Crawl on our bellies. That way we can just slip threw." Trunks got on his belly and crawled military style across the long deadly corridor. The other two did as they were suggested right behind him.

"Brilliant," said the young black man, "it appears that as a group these creatures work well and plan together.

"What is this fuck going on about," grumbled Mirai.

"I think he thinks we are undead," said Goten. Mirai nodded in agreement.

"Please proceed into the next room."

The filthy steel door opened and the three walked into the next door.

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They all landed in Chinatown and an asian man in a black suit walked up to them. "You 12 are new face. Go see Xiao Ming at Temple at end of street." Goku and Raditz exchanged looks. They all walked down the street looking around. A store called the White Cloud caught Bulma and Chichi's eye.

"Hey, you guys go ahead," said Bulma, "Chi and I are going shopping."

"Behave guys," said Chichi. They waved the guys goodbye and left. They walked a little down the street and saw a noodle shop. Raditz and Bardock's stomach growled.

"Hey we're hungry, tell use what you find out," said Raditz. The two saiyans left the group.

"You know," said Nappa, "I'm going back for noodles"

A little down the way and Yamcha saw a fortune teller. "Hey check it out, lets go get our fortune read!"

"No way," snapped MV.

"It's a waist of time," said V.

"King, Azia, lets go get our fortunes told, they can be all business if they want to. Goku, Gohan, you two coming?"

"No," said Gohan, "I kinda wanna be in and out."

"Yea me to," said Goku.

"Alright, suit yourself," said Azia.

"I don't want my forune read," snapped King.

"yea, but if they guy is some crazy abnormally strong psychopath we don't have to fight it," said Yamcha.

"I can live with that," said King happily.

…………………………Elsewhere in Hell……………….

"Alright," said Frieza, "got the plan?"

"Wait, wait, wait," said Cell, "tell me about the guy who thought you were a woman again!"

"Will you just shut up about that!"

"No need for aggression," said Kold, "after all, that voice and make up, anyone could have mistaken you for a woman." Both villans cracked up laughing uncontrollingly.

"Yea, laugh it up you jackass's!"

"Okay," said Cell. They both cracked up again.

"Fuck you two, I could escape hell by myself! I did it once I can do it again!"

"Yea, and just like last time, Yamma is gonna send his crossdressing bounty hunter after you to send you back here," said Kold.

"Whatever," snapped Frieza, "I could have killed him if I wanted to. Besides, he didn't even kill me, that monkey Vegeta did."

"Wasn't it the same guy who killed you after Namik exploded," asked Kold. Frieza grumbled and led them to the tear between space and time.

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Bulma and Chichi looked around excitedly. "Take a look," said the Chinese owner, "there is something for everyone here."

"Oh, what would you recommend," asked Chichi.

"How about a story," he said. The women shrugged and walked over to the cash regester to hear his story. "There was once a man named Lin who was a thief for hire. He was hired to steal an emerald but when he got it he gained possession, he did not want to give it up. Do you know what happened to Lin?" They shook their heads, "Let's just say greedy eyes are well wanted and it is farming time. Would you be so kind as to pick it up for me ladies?"

"Oh," said Bulma a little freaked, "you want us to get his eyes?"

"I will reward you," he said.

"How about with information," said chichi.

"Certainly. I like you ladies. You know that knowledge is more important then possessions. Now, you will find him in the back room of the noodle shop down the street. Go in, get the eyes, and bring them here."

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The three saiyans pigged out at the noodle shop that Bulma and Chichi were headed toward. "You eat much," said a Japanese girls at the counter, "how you pay for?"

"what, you don't want money," asked Bardock.

"You say you have credits, credit no good here." The three saiyans paled. "You wanna pay for in alternative?"

"What did you have in mind," asked Nappa suspiciously.

"My master was killed by evil fish demon. You help me find demon and slay it and I will consider noodles paid for." The saiyans brightened up, if there was one thing they knew it was vengeance. Raditz almost swore he fell in love with her. "Ask Xiao Ming, all must go see her, she would know."

The saiyans nodded and headed for the temple.

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King, Azia, and Yamcha went over to the fortune teller. "You want fortue told," said an angry old man.

"Oh my god," whispered Yamcha, "It's Vegeta in old age." The other two snickered. The old man didn't know this was insulting but didn't want to look stupid taking an insult as a complament so stood emotionless.

"Oh dear Kami your right," said King looking at the way the old man crossed his arms indifferently.

"If I insult you are you going to kill me," asked Azia.

"Ooo tough guys picking on old man! Tell you what tough guys, you show me just how tough you are and I will pay you!"

"Wow," said King, "you are paying us to kick your ass? You have just as much pride as my son, that's for damn sure, not as smart as he is though."

"Not me, jackass, my friend. Would you believe I was hitman for mafia! Ji Wen Ja and me work well together and saved up money. Son of a bitch betrayed me! I want you 'bad asses' to go kill him and don't worry, it wont be to hard for you children, he drunk at Red Dragon restaurant all the time."

They left the very Vegeta like man to go find his friend. "I don't know," said Yamcha, "I'm not to keen on killing him."

"That old fool challenged us and we cannot put it down," shouted King.

"He was a hitman, he killed people for a living," said Azia, "would you really want to let a man like that live?"

"Yea, I see your point," said Yamcha. They came to a big restaurant and opened the door. Three men ran out with a girl slung over their shoulder. "Looks like someone is getting lucky," said Yamcha. The others chuckled and walked in. They went to a man in the corner.

"You hand me the money, I give it to you, we walk out as if nothing were going on, got it?"

"Excuse me," asked Azia, "we are not here for whatever it is you are talkingn about….you know you smell like fish!?"

"Yes, my boss Hiyengiokie, is a fish trader here. I'm sorry I thought you were a costumer."

"Yea, okay, we are looking for an old drunk guy," said King.

"Bathroom or bar," said the fishy man. They thanked him and walked into the bathroom.

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"Yes," said Xiao, "your sons were here. They were asking about the nosfearatue."

"The who," asked Piccolo.

"An ugly vampire," said MV, "thank you and there are more of us, they just ran off to waist time."

"Understood, and I personally welcome you all to operate as you wish in my city."

The five nodded and walked out. They walked down the other side of the street where the Exodux Labs where and walked in. They saw sat in the waiting room.

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Bulma and Chichi walked into the noodle shop and asked the pretty Japanese girl about her freezer. She let them in the back. They went to the freezer and opened it. A dead body was lying on the ground. Bulma and Chichi turned the body over and saw the man lying there with his eyes wide open. "Oh good," said Bulma, "he prepared for us."

"yea," said Chichi, "one less thing for us to do….Well, what are you waiting for bulma, take his eyes!"

"What?! No way, you take them!"

"No, I have more respect for the dead then you!"

"How dare you?! I have plenty respect for the dead."

"Bulma, dear, you made out with Yamcha in a graveyard on top of a grave on fourth of July while the fireworks were going off."

"Chichi! The grave was the only place not over crowded and fireworks were going off, it was perfect!"

"On a grave?!"

"It's not my fault Jason Brimm was there!"
"What ever you take the eyes out!"

"Why me?"

"We just discussed it."

"You are not my mother chichi."

"Close your trap and take the eyes young lady!"

"Fine, but only because I want to!"

"Mommy loves you, now cut them out."

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"I let him operate in my city. I am not responsible for what it is he does," said Ming.

"We just need to know where he is so we can kill him," said Nappa.

"Well, his assistant works in the Red Dragon."

"Thank you," said Bardock.

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King, Azia, and Yamcha walked into the bathroom. They walked down the ailse looking for the drunk.

"What you doing here," asked an old voice. They turned around and came face to face with a drunk Chinese.

"Are you Ji Wen Ja," asked Yamcha.

"Yea, you hear of me and my friend Lu Fang? We were hitman till he betrayed me. Hey, you kill Lu Fang and get key to money I give you 20!" The three exchanged looks.

"Um we'll be back in a bit," said King. They left the bathroom and walked down the street. "Hey, Fang, your friend just offered 20 of his money to kill you."

"Ha! I give you 50!" They ran back to the drunk who offered them 80. They went to the noodle shop and bought a cup. They walked down to Tzeng's in hope of finndingn poison. What better place then an herb shop?

"Welcome," said the general behind the counter, "this is Tzeng's Herb shop, I am General…erm…Mr. Tzeng, American citizen, I was no in military ever!"

"Yea, nevermind you scream Chinese military,' said Azia, "now we need poison."

"Did you try diplomacy?"

"We aren't really diplomatic people," said King.

"Then I recommend, this," he said, "tasteless, non sent, and its invisible." They bought the poison and put it in the soup. They walked down the street and gave it to Fang. He accept it, ate it, and died from 'natural causes'. They took the key, brought it to the drunk, and got their money.

"We should really meet up with the others at the labs," said King.

"Yea, good idea," said Yamcha. They left the scene for the Exodus labs where they sat in the waiting room with MV, V, Piccolo, Goku, and Gohan.

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"Okay," said Bulma, "we have the eyes now lets get out of here." The two women walked out of the freezer back to the White Cloud.

"Ladies, how could I ever repay you!"

"How about with information. Three boys came here yesterday and disappeared," said Chichi, "what do you know."

"Was one of them a dark looking boy, one a jock, and the other a prep looking for a friend?"

"That is what we hear," said Bulma.

"I will give you have the information now and the other half when you do one more favor for me. The man who has them is scientist named Mr. Mandarin. He does expiramence on unusual people."

"Where is he," demanded Chichi.

"Let me first tell you a story. A man asked me to find a bad luck farmer. He bought a Bad Luck Talisman that needs to be put in a locker at the Lotus Flower in the bottom sauna with a black spot on it." He handed them the Talisman and went into the bathroom. Bulma and Chichi looked at the talisman. They looked at each other and shrugged, at least no one was loosing eyes this time.

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Next time:

Frieza, Cell, and Kold are stuck playing hero and it's enough to make you sick.

Trunks, Mirai, and Goten go to stage 3

The Bad Luck Talisman is bad luck for the ladies

Nappa, Bardock, Raditz, and the Japanese girl vs. Hungiyokie

Raditz gets a date with the teenager Japanese girl (cradle robber!)