Ok, Moyashi is being updated at last. Kanda Yu (yes, the author) has been bugging me for about a week. But she hasn't updated either (now you have nothing on me!!)
I don't own D.Gray-Man or Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls.
Allen stepped off the plane, glad to be able to stretch his legs again. Looking around he could feel his heart warming at the sight of his 'home' land.
In reality he was actually from England, but when his father had died when Allen was two he was moved to Japan to live with his Uncle Cross. Allen considered Japan to be his real home country though because he couldn't really remember England.
Lavi and Linalee exited the plane next. Linalee had complained that her legs were asleep so she was making Lavi carry her. Not that he minded of course.
The two boys walked towards the limo, Linalee rode over. Once they got in the re-started their conversion, but this time including Linalee.
"Linalee, do you remember that really creepy guy from high school? With that book of spells or something?" Lavi asked.
"Kind of, wasn't his name Panda or something?" She asked thinking of the guy.
"No, his name is actually Kanda. Kanda with a K not a P, and an A not a Y," Lavi said.
"Where did I put the Y in?" Linalee asked.
"You didn't, but the foodaholic sitting over there thought his name was Kandy," Lavi said pointing toward Allen who was eating a bag of chips.
"Quiet Lavi," Allen said.
"Anyways, why are you asking?" Linalee said curiously.
"Because he's the one that won the contest. He had the best shrine to us," Lavi said.
"Wait, you're telling me that the possible serial killer likes our music?" Allen said shocked.
"Yupp and we get to spend the day with our good old high school friend," Lavi said. "Maybe you'll hook up with him Allen," Lavi said winking.
"Yeah, yeah." Allen said while fighting down his blush. "I made a new discover, I don't think I'm homosexual."
"WHAT!"
"I mean I did some research. I think I'm pansexual," He said. Lavi and Linalee looked at him with blank expressions on their faces. "It means I don't care about gender, I just want someone to love," he explained.
"Yeah, that sounds more like you," Linalee said.
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"Kanda, it's still a few days away," Tiedeul said.
"I know," Kanda answered.
"So why are you starring at the clock?"
"I'm not starring."
"You took it off the wall and brought it with you into the bathroom when you brushed your teeth."
"…No I didn't."
"Then why was their toothpaste on it?"
"That's not toothpaste."
"HOW DARE YOU MASTERBATE ON MY CLOCK!" Tiedeul yelled.
"Its soap you idiot."
"Oh, that's acceptable then."
"Is that what you think I do? Jack off all the time to my long lost lover who doesn't even know I exist? Like some weird, twisted story?"
"Well yes actually."
"NO MORE SHOWCASE FOR YOU!"
"You're such a horrible son."
"You're such a horrible dad."
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"Alright everyone! Today's the day that Kanda-sama will be coming to spend time with the band," Miranda said in a some-what calm voice. "Everyone should be on their best behavior." She turned to look at the three band members. Linalee nodded and Miranda knew she wouldn't be a problem. Lavi just had his hands behind his head smiling, and Allen…
Was no where to be seen.
"OMG ALLEN'S MISSING!!! QUICKING CALL THE FB, THE CIA!!!" Miranda yelled.
"CBC! CIBA! NFL! NHL!" Lavi started yelling trying to confuse Miranda. It worked.
"THEM TOO!!!"
"Don't forget the OMG, ABC, BBQ ," Linalee said.
"CALL THEM ALL!!!" Miranda yelled as the limo pulled up and Kanda stepped out.
"HELLO KANDA-SAN I'M TERRIBLY SORRY BUT ALLEN'S BEEN KIDNAPPED!! CALL EVERYONE!!!" Miranda said grabbing the front of Kanda's coat and shaking him until Lavi ripped her off.
"I'm sorry about this. Allen probably lost track of time and is still in the recording studio," Linalee said to Kanda.
"Okay, should we go see him?" Kanda suggested.
"Yeah why not. LAVI PUT MIRANDA DOWN!!!" Linalee yelled. Lavi looked sad before taking Miranda off his shoulders where she had been sitting like a cat.
"So how have you been Kanda?" Linalee asked.
"You remember me?" Kanda asked startled.
"Well, Lavi was the only one who remembered at first, but then when he showed us your picture we remembered," Linalee explained.
"Neh, Yuu-chan," Lavi said causing Kanda to freeze up. No one ever called him by his first name, but considering Lavi was a member of his favourite band he would let it pass.
"Please don't call me that," he said.
"Ok, anyways. Are you gay?"
Kanda stopped in his tracks. Was it that obvious?
"Just wondering because I don't remember you dating anyone in high school," Lavi said.
"I don't know, I guess I might be…"
"Well, if you are, and you date Allen then…"
"Lavi, are you doing that creepy thing where you suspect that everyone is gay and you threaten them if they want to date Allen?" Linalee asked.
"Ummm, no?" Lavi said.
"Yes he is Li-chan," Kanda said.
"Please, call me Linalee. We did go to high school together. We're here by the way."
Kanda looked through a window and saw Allen in a small room with his eyes shut singing into a microphone with headphones on.
"What do you think he's singing?" Lavi asked.
"Let's find out," Linalee said. She turned on few buttons and moved a few dials and soon Allen's voice filled the room.
And I don't want the world to see me
Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everything's made to be broken
I just want you to know who I am
And you can't fight the tears that aren't coming
Or the moment of truth in your lies
When everything seems like the movies
Yeah you bleed just to know your alive
Linalee turned the dials and switched the flips back to their original place and Allen's voice faded. Lavi mean while picked up a head set.
"Attention hot male superstar." Lavi said and Allen opened his eyes. "You have a guest so please stop being emo and singing sad songs."
Allen just signed and left the booth. A few minutes later he appeared in the room with the other people.
"Hello, welcome to our crazy lives. You managed to avoid us for five years but we will catch you. My name is still Allen," he said smiling.
"My name is still Kanda."
"I'm Linalee," Linalee said throwing her voice in.
"Hello, my name is Lavi, and I'm an alcoholic," Lavi said dropping his head into his hand dramatically.
"Please, feel free to ignore Lavi," Allen said. "Now what do you want to do today?"
"Well," Kanda said thinking when his stomach rumbled. "I guess I'd like to go get something to eat."
"Sounds like a plan to me!" Allen said smiling. "TO THE BUFFET TABLE!!!"
Lavi, Linalee, and Kanda watched him run ahead. Eventually he turned to face them. "Hurry up. I was trying it earlier. It's like an orgasm in your mouth."
"Like you haven't had one of those before!" Lavi yelled running after the boy.
Linalee sighed and ran after them as well.
Kanda just stood there, thinking about what Allen and Lavi had said. It would be a long day, but he was going to love it.
Yay!!! I love the amount of sexual references I can make in this story!! It's so fun.
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