A little holiday fun for everyone. And I'm getting update nags again. –looks at Wings Backside-
I don't own D.Gray-Man.
"Hey Allen," Lavi said. "Do you know what today is?"
"No," Allen said looking confused. So did Kanda. "What day is it today?"
"IT'S OFFICALLY 6 MONTHS TIL CHRISTMAS!!" Lavi yelled.
"OMG!!!" Allen screamed.
"Do you know what else this means?" Linalee asked.
"No, what?" Allen asked.
"TODAY'S YOUR HALF BIRTHDAY!!!" Linalee yelled jumping around.
"COME KANDA-CHAN! WE MUST CELEBRATE TODAY!" Lavi screamed while throwing streamers all over the place. Linalee open up 10 garbage bags that had been filled with balloons the night before. The room immediately took on a party feeling.
"You guys," Allen said tearing up. "I didn't know you cared so much."
"Of course we do," Linalee said.
"So let the games begin!" Lavi said.
"What games?" Kanda asked a little scared.
"First a race, then ping-pong, then pin the tail on the donkey, then twister, then Two Truths and a Lie, and then Truth or Dare" Lavi said.
"So where's the race?" Allen asked.
"We're going to run the length of the parking lot four times," Lavi said. "Except for Linalee, she'll be judging from the side."
"You know that the parking lot is a mile and a half long right?" Allen asked.
"Yupp," Lavi answered.
"That's a six mile run."
"I suggest you stretch first then. We don't want you getting fat on us."
"Can I watch from the side?" Kanda asked. He would have no problem running for that length of time, but he just didn't want to.
"Nope. No pain, no gain. That's what I always say," Lavi said.
"No, you always say 'Sex, Drugs, Rock and Roll. Speed, Weed, Birth control. Life's fucked up until you die, so what the hell, let's all get high!'" Allen quoted.
"You know me too well." Lavi said.
So in the end Kanda followed the other two males to the beginning of the start line.
"On your mark," Linalee said holding up a checkered flag. "Get set." She raised it into the air. "GO!!!" she yelled dropping the flag. The three males took off. Kanda was in the lead, followed by Allen, with Lavi falling farther and farther behind.
It was the final lap and Kanda was starting to feel light headed. Whose idea was it to run in the middle of the summer? Looking back at the red head, who thought that he'd be faster by running on his hands, he remembered. Checking back he noticed Allen was starting to slow down. He continued to look at Allen, only turning his head forward again when he felt his phone ring.
T-E-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S
Teen Titans, Let's go!
T-E-E-N T-I-T-A-N-S
Teen Titans, Let's go!
When there's trouble you know who to call
TEEN TITANS
From their tower they-
"WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME?" Kanda yelled into the phone at Tiedeul. He knew that his step dad had some weird ideas but putting the Teen Titans theme song as his personal ringer, that was too far.
"I'm just calling in to check how you're doing," Tiedeul answered.
"I'm doing pant just fine," Kanda answered.
"Then why are you panting?" Tiedeul asked.
"Kanda!!" Allen yelled. Apparently when his phone went off Kanda started to slow down a little. "Faster!! We're almost there!"
"Oh my, did I interrupt Kanda's happy hour? Or is it Happy Minutes?"
"I'M NOT DOING THE DEED!" Kanda yelled into his phone.
"Yes, yes, and I'm not going through your room looking for the stacks of gay porn you have hidden in here so I can win a bet. But if you did have stacks of gay porn, where would they be?"
"One, I don't have stacks of gay porn," Kanda whispered. "And two, if I did, why would I tell you?"
"Cause you love me?"
"KANDA!!!!" Lavi screamed. "I'M GETTING HIT HOME FIRST!!!"
"Oh, so you were actually having a threesome? Now I feel really bad for interrupting."
"I'm hanging up now."
"WAIT! I NEED TO WIN THIS BET!"
"NEVER!" Kanda yelled as he shut his phone. Picking up his pace once more he passed Lavi, then Allen and then the finish line. Not a minute later Allen ran across the finish line, and after two minutes Lavi finished.
"Ok," Lavi said after catching his breath. "Next game."
"Which is what? I have a hard time remember things after a 6 mile run," Kanda said, his face still a little flushed.
"Ping-Pong."
"Great," Allen said smiling.
So for the next two hours there were four people in their twenties who did nothing but hit a tiny ball with tiny paddles over a tiny net.
"Does anyone else feel their life slowly wasting away into a dark whole of despair?" Kanda asked offhanded.
"Dude, stop listening to the Emo Kid song," Lavi said.
"What song?" Kanda asked.
"You know: I'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be, you'd be non-conforming to if you look just like me. I have paint on my nails and make-up on my face, I'm almost emo enough to start shaving my legs 'cause I feel real deep when I'm dressing in drag, I call it freedom of expression most just call me a fag. Cause their dudes look like chicks, their chicks look like dykes, 'cause emo is one step below transvestite." Lavi sang.
"Ok Lavi, we get it," Linalee said.
"So now what do we do?" Kanda asked.
"Pin the tail on the donkey," Allen answered pulling a blindfold out from behind his back. Turning around Kanda noticed a picture of a donkey hanging up on the wall.
"Me first!" Allen yelled.
"Me second!" Screamed Lavi.
"You can go next Kanda," Linalee said. "This puts me in fourth."
Allen put the blindfold over his eyes and Lavi spun him around, and around and around and around and around and… well you get the picture. Allen regained some of his balance and attempted to walk forwards. Instead he crash face first into the ground. Yet despite the fact that he was kissing the dirt he stuck the tail to the floor.
"Am I close?" he asked laughing.
"No." Linalee said.
Next was Lavi's turn. As payback for spinning him so much Allen set Lavi up so once he took a step forward he fell into a bucket of water.
"WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED!" Lavi screamed yanking his blindfold off.
"HA! YOU REMOVED THE BLINDFOLD FROM YOUR FACE, ELIMINATING YOU FROM THE CONTEST!"
Linalee turned to Kanda. It was obvious that neither Allen nor Lavi should be in charge of this particular job. As she was about to put the blindfold on his phone went off again.
If we were a movie
You'd be the right guy
And I'd be the best friend
That you fall in love with
In the end-
Kanda flipped open his phone, which greeted him.
You have a new picture message from Papa.
And there was a note from Tiedeul on the bottom that said 'Oh, Santa's gunna hear about this one.' Clicking the View Picture option he was greeted with a picture of his stacks of Allen snap shots.
"HE REALLY DID GO THROUGH MY ROOM!" Kanda yelled horrified, snapping his phone shut before someone could see the screen.
"Enough, Take a stab at the donkey," Lavi said.
Kanda, with his blindfold on, stumbled forward, coming across a solid object his pinned his paper tail to it.
"AHHHH!" Lavi screamed. "MY FACE, MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!"
"I'm sorry!" Kanda said pulling off the cloth around his eyes. "I didn't mean to stab you in…the…face?"
The object in front of him, the thing he had just stabbed, was defiantly not Lavi. It was, in fact, the donkey's butt.
"So sorry," Lavi said smiling. "I couldn't help it. Honest."
"My turn!" Linalee said interrupting the potential brawl. Kanda tied the blindfold over her face and spun her three times. Linalee walked forward and put the tail on the donkey's nose. "Shoot," she said. "I lost. Looks like you win Kanda."
"Yay him!!" Lavi said jumping up. "Now we play Twister."
"Joy," Kanda muttered.
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"Ok Allen, right elbow on rainbow square." Lavi said.
Now you might be saying 'What? Elbows and rainbow squares? That's not twister.' And you're right. For they are playing Super Deluxe Hard Twister That Should Only Be Played If You Have Intense Circus Training.
Currently Kanda had his face next to Linalee's foot, with Allen stepping on his back, and his face on a Purple with Yellow outlining Triangle. Linalee's hand was being crushed by Kanda's foot, and her nose was touching the Orange blob with pink sparkles. Allen's head was being pushed down by Linalee's a stomach while his right knee (that one that wasn't pressing into Kanda's back) was on a black and green spotted rectangle.
"I don't think I'll make it!" Allen cried out.
"Try boy TRY!" Lavi yelled. And Allen tried, really he did. But he was no match for the forces of evil that was known as gravity. He collapsed, which caused Kanda to fall, which tripped Linalee, resulting in a huge dog pile.
"That was fun," Lavi said. "Let's do it again."
"NO!" the three people on the floor shouted at once.
"Fine," Lavi said. "We'll just move onto Two Truth and a Lie."
"Um, how do you play that?" Kanda asked.
"It's simple really," Allen said. "You tell us two things about yourself that are true, and one lie. We have to figure out which one is the lie."
"Sound easy enough. Let's go," Kanda said.
"I'll go first," Linalee said. "I've kissed a girl, I used to find Allen attractive, and I hate goldfish."
"Easy," Lavi said. "You've never kissed a girl before." He said smirking.
"Wrong," she said wiping the grin off his face. "I actually like goldfish."
"Wh-wh-what? You've kissed a girl before?" Lavi asked shocked.
"Moving on to Allen," Linalee said ignoring Lavi.
"I had a crush on a guy in high school, I think pickles are icky, and I don't have any food allergies."
"Ok," Lavi said. "This time I'll get it. You didn't like anyone in high school. You were still finding yourself."
"Wrong." Allen said making Lavi pale. "I'm allergic to blue cheese."
"You liked a guy in high school! And you never told me!" Lavi yelled.
"Lavi shut up and go. It's your turn," Linalee barked.
"I've never kissed a girl, I hit puberty early, and I shaved at thirteen."
"Lavi, two of them had to be the truth," Allen pointed out. "We've seen you kiss Linalee, your were sixteen when your voices first started cracking, and you don't have a razor in the bathroom."
"Well Kanda, it's your turn now I suppose." Lavi said ignoring Allen.
"Um, I like to draw, I know how to wield a sword, and I'm as straight as a pole."
"I'll get it this time. You hate drawing."
"No, I have a sketch book."
"Then you can't wield a sword."
"Actually, I'm almost qualified to teach."
"Meaning that you're…"
"Yeah, I'm gay."
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