Okay it's the chapter that makes it seem like hell has frozen over! It's not really the end just yet but we are getting there and I have the ending of this story all figured out and its gonna be a music fic. It's gonna be filled with drama and angstiness. But for a couple more chapters lets keep the comedy going.

MV: daugheralucard doesn't own dbz or vampire msaquerade

V: HEY I do the disclaimers jackass!

MV: Not today! MUAHAHAHA

V: Okay I know you didn't just do a fanfiction comedy laugh!

MV: and if I did?

V: Loser

Me: okay lets get the story started before someone gets killed hehehe

Of course thankyou Shahi and SiriusRulez for R&Ring.

Chapter 16

MV stood in the jail cell with his hands and head resting on the bars. What the fuck just happened? Where did he go wrong with that boy? He raised him, cared for him, watched out for his well being, and even saved him from being dusted by the Sheriff when he made a vampire before consulting LaCroix first. Mirai was incredibly ungrateful. MV began to wonder if bothering with the kid was a waist of time.

He sighed and sat down on a bench. He watched as other guys were pacing the room, working out, and trying to start fights with each other. One man came up to Vegeta and tried to start a fight with him for about 20 minutes before Vegeta finally popped him in the face just hard enough to make the man fall out cold and then go hide under a bench the rest of the time in fear. This was ridiculous.

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Frieza, Kold, and Cell went back to Arthur to give him the bad news that Carson wasn't coming back and McGee wasn't paying his bail money. "Oh man, that's tough, bounty hunter ain't no good without his trigger finger. Well that really puts me in a bind. Hey you want information on someone's location you need to do me one more favor. Sense Carson isn't comin' back I need to ask you to go find out where someone is."

"No," said Frieza, "we are not waisting any more time helping you pathetic creatures out! We are going to find the saiyans and after well kill them we are going to destroy your pitiful planet and all of the inhabitants!"

"That's great kid, now; I got a guy named Mike aka Muddy. He was brought up on manslaughter charges a few years back. His girlfriend Marian Murietta came here for his bail. He recently got himself into more trouble, nothing to serious, grand theft auto this time. He's got a sheet about a mile long and skipped out. She lives in those shitty apartments above the pawn shop on Main Street. Go there, asked Marian where he is and come back. No blood shed or crazy prosthetic doctors hitting you with rotting arms this time."

"Certainly," said Kold. Frieza and Cell gave him a look of disbelief. They had no idea why he was so willing to help sense his death. In life he would have killed this man on the spot for even thinking about asking them for help. Now he was helping him and free of charge! They walked out the building and Frieza turned on his father.

"What is with you? Ever sense we got out of hell you have been 'nice' and 'sweet' to people! What has gotten into you!?" King Kold sighed and looked up at the night sky and smiled.

"Son, you haven't been around as long as I have. I spent my life like you. I wanted to rule the universe and for a while I did. I met your mother and had you and your brother and wanted to conquer more galaxies so you and your brother could have universes to rule over as well. When I died and went to hell all I wanted was to get out and destroy the boy who put us there. But when we got out of hell and landed in that hell whole Chinatown, I realized something. Conquering, hurting, destroying, there is nothing in it, its just emptiness looking for something to fill its void of need. So now that we are among the living, I want to live the life I was never given a chance to live, I want to be alive! Truly alive!"

Cell and Frieza looked at Kold like he had lost his mind. He stood in the street holding his arms out and turning in circles laughing in absolute merriment. He was obviously sick.

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Vegeta walked into the Asylum. He looked around for a while and found a girl in a brown tank top and blue tight jeans looking bored. Vegeta had a strange sensation wash over him. He didn't know what it was but there was something in the building that had caught his attention. He noticed that the farther up the stares he got the deeper the feeling. It wasn't nessisarliy a feeling of affection or anything but rather a feeling that a presents was near that was familiar yet not. It was like when he felt out someone else's chi but this present didn't have a chi, this presents was dead and alive. He shook it off, it was spooky.

He walked up to the girl and she looked at him. "Jeez," she said, "is this place always so dead?"

"You don't know how dead," he said.

"Man I thought coming to California would be more of a party. I didn't come all the way out here for college just for water down booze ya know."

"Hmm, well if your interested, I know of a party going on elsewhere," said Vegeta.

"Really? Where?"

"The blood bank," he said, drinking a shot from a waitress who walked by.

"The blood bank? That's just a little to creepy for me?"

"To bad," he said buying another shot and taking it, "you struck me as the adventurous partying type."

"Fine, I guess I'm going to the blood bank then." She walked out of the club looking a little unsure. Vegeta took another shot and left. As he was leaving he saw three monsters he wished he would never have to deal with again. One in particular he was rather interested in getting rid off. He stormed down the street.

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Mirai, said Yamma, Mirai are you there?

Yea, Mirai thought, leave me alone I'm busy!

Frieza has escaped again only this time he brought Cell and his father back with him!

When was this?

Earlier this evening or I guess yesterday now.

Your kidding me! And you just now found this out!?

I do actually have a job ya know!

What job!? You sit a desk and do nothing!

Shut up and do your job!

Well I'm afraid I'm busy at the moment!

Doing what?!

None of your business find someone else to do your work! Mirai was brought back to the real world when the elevator door opened. He and the other two walked in the door only to have Therese in their faces yelling at them.

"How dare you," she shouted.

"Excuse me," asked Goten very confused.

"The Gallery, that was MY event!"

"Oh wow, really," said Trunks.

"Yes really! Jennet told me you three were in her little plan to stop me from getting any recognition. Who is it in Jail right now serving your time anyway? I'm going to switch your places!"

"When you put it like that I'm not going to tell," said Mirai not really wanting to go to jail, "your sister didn't mention it was your event. We brought your little trinket back daughter of Janus now take it and tell where the 'nasty dude' is!"

"Hmm, well you did bring the locket back. That is pay back for the event. If you want Tung, or as you so rightfully put it, the 'nasty dude', you will have to help me with one more thing. I gave my sister some threats, IDOL threats. Something about buring her silk sheets. I told her I want to make up. Meet her at the Diner in the back booth. Fix this and I will tell you where the loathsome Nosfearatue is."

"She will be their," asked Goten to make absolute sure.

"Yes, she will be their." The three nodded and headed out to the diner.

"I don't get it," said Goten, "if they are in the same body why doesn't she let us talk to her there?"

"Because people with Multiple Peronsality Disorder can't just let a personality come out when they feel like it. The personality has to take over. And incase you didn't notice when they switch so does their hair, make up and clothes. Do you really want to watch them switch personalities," said Trunks.

"Well said," said Mirai.

"How did you know that Trunks," asked Goten.

"Well, my future counterpart does have MPD on his bad days right? It's good to know these things just in case."

"Oh I guess that makes sense," said Goten. They went into the Diner and walked to the back of the room. The diner was a bit more crowded then usual. It was 3:30 in the morning and six more people then usual were standing around in one spot. Mirai and Trunks observed this nervously.

"Something isn't right," whispered Trunks.

"What do you mean," asked Goten.

"Look," said Trunks, "that man in the center has been here all night sense we got here. The other five obviously just got here, its 3:30 in the morning and they are having a breakfast party?"

"Oh yea,' said Goten catching on, "a trap?"

"Or a burglary," said Trunks.

"Or you guys are just as paranoid as I. Only problem is they have dark souls, corrupted, almost inhuman." They reached the back booth and suddenly gun shots started going off. The three saiyans turned around quickly and ducked. "Okay so we can rule out paranoia and burglary."

"What do we do," asked Goten.

"Defend ourselves."

"No," said Trunks sternly, "Goten and I are not killers."

"No," he said, "but I am."

"Stop them without killing," said Goten. Mirai shook his head. He stood up and consentrated on his six targets. He opened his eyes and transferred his madness onto them. Five of them stopped shooting and started to laugh uncontrollable. The man in the middle looked fearful. He looked around at the men laughing so hard tears came to their eyes. He shut his eyes and covered his eyes. Goten and Trunks slowly rose and watched the man as he started to sweat profusely.

"STOP LAUGHING AT ME! I HATE YOU ALL," the man screamed. His eyes burned with tears as he fell to the ground and curled in a ball. He set the gun calmly aside and started to suck on his thumb with fear in his eyes. The other men were still laughing on their knees. Finally the fearful man picked the gun up and shot his five counterparts and them himself. Goten and Trunks looked at Mirai in horror. Mirai looked over at them.

"I didn't kill him," he said, "simply made him a little mad." The phone behind them started to ring. The three morning regulars were under tables and the two workers where hiding behind the counter. Goten picked the phone up.

"So sorry about that. I told my sister about how you came back to my side and she was furious," said Therese in her serious tone, "but don't worry. None of us will have to worry about her ever again."

"She's crazy," said a panicky Jennet, "HELP!" Goten quickly hung up the phone and ran out the door followed by Trunks and Mirai. They busted threw the door and into the elevator. They quickly walked into the room and there stood what at first looked like Therese. She turned from the side to face them. There was one woman with her hair half in a bun half in a high pig tale. On the right side was no make up and on the left was running eyeliner and red lipstick. The right eye was blue and the left was green. A khaki business skirt suit with the top buttons undone showing off an fashionable red push up bra. On her feat was a pair of matching tasteful khaki high heels and fish net stockings.

"What are you doing," asked the three teens.

"Isn't it obvious," said the angry voice of Therese, "I'm about to rid the night of the back stabbing whore!"

"Don't listen to her," said the scared Jennet, "she'll kill you."

"Shut up Jennet!"

"You shut up Therese!"

"I've had enough of you and Tung! I had him just as I want him and you came and ruined it!"

"You!? You had him-!? I had Tung dancing on MY leash! You just can't face it!"

"You were an awful daughter to father and you're an awful sister to me! All I have done is taken care of you!"

"Taken care of me?! All you have done is bring me down!"

"You just can't stand my success!"

"Well excuse me for having no respect for someone who would let their own father fuck them and then kill them!"

"Shut up Jennet! You've had it coming sense our last sunrise!"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait," said Mirai, "please just give me the gun Therese."

"Don't you see, I'm about to save us from this slut."

"By killing your own sister," asked Mirai, "trust me, if you do this you will never become Prince of California. You will just be another example for the Prince so he can show off his huge Gorilla of a Sheriff." (I think I forgot to mention that the Sheriff is the one who upholds the laws of the Camarilla and if you are found guilty the Sheriff beheads you).

Therese thought about this for a moment. "Come on," said Goten, "its your sister. Don't do this to your own sister." Therese's grip tightened on the gun. Trunks slowly walked forward and held his hand out. Therese looked at the hand and quickly put the gun in it. Trunks pulled the gun back and walked toward Therese and sat her down.

"Okay," he said, "now you two find a way to coexist and we will leave you guys alone to talk."

"Okay," said Jennet.

"Thank you," said Therese, "I think I almost did something I would have regretted." Her tone was sorrowful and sorry. "Tung is at the old dried up oil well. We will call and let him know you are coming."

"Okay," said Mirai, "we are gonna leave you guys now. You gonna be okay."

"Yea," said Therese, "Jennet I will give you more responsibilities around the club if you want."

"Really? Is it okay if I keep Tung around? You know, in case we need him some time?"

"Not a bad idea actually. Yea, as long as you slow down on the lovers."

"Sure, less sex in return for more responsibilities and I will maybe try and get Mirai here to get you up the ladder with primogen Vegeta if you let me keep Tung."

"You think you can do that," asked Therese gratefully.

"I'm sure I can do something," said Jennet smiling up at Mirai who was smiling back.

"I'm sure I can arrange something," he said nodding. The two sisters thanked them and the three teens left.

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Bulma looked at the clock 4:00 in the morning. She dozed off to sleep watching the TV. I wonder how the boys are doing.

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"Oh look who it is," said Cell, "looks like one of them came to us."

"Let's kill him now," said Frieza.

"Hehe if I don't kill you first Frieza," said Vegeta with a wicked smile.

"Will you all stop it," demanded Kold, "now really, we are to busy to kill him. Why would you want to anyway? Wasn't hurting him mentally and physically once enough for you two?"

"No," shouted the other to.

"Well that is to bad! Prince Vegeta, would you be as kind as to help us find Muddy?"

"No I wont," sad Vegeta, "I will kill all of you."

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Bulma woke up at the sound of the racket. She went down stares and saw her husband and three unwanted ghosts. "Hey," she shouted, "cant you men keep it down and wait until the sun is up! It's four in the fucking morning!"

"And Trunks's teachers wonder why he has such a foul mouth," grumbled Vegeta.

"What was that!?"

"Nothing woman," he snapped.

"Well come to bed!"

"No," said Cell, "stay and fight."

"Oh shut up Cell," said Kold, "we aren't going to fight anyone!"

"Father, the whole purpose of our being here is to fight and kill them."

"They aren't giving us any reason to fight right now."

"I am," said Vegeta.

"No your not," said Bulma, "you are coming to bed or you aren't going to function tomorrow and we wont be able to have sex tomorrow night!" Vegeta growled. That insufferable woman was almost always right and was to good a fuck to pass up. He grumbled some more and stormed into the hotel.

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Goku got up earlier then usual that morning. He went outside to train when he felt the chilling presents of Frieza and Cell. He took off toward the presents and saw not just those two but Kold as well. He growled in anger, it was to early in the morning. The villains turned around to see him. Kold walked forward and smiled. "Kakarot," he said, "you would not happen to know a place of good reputation that will take us in for the morning would you?"

"Um, my house," he said a little confused, "or better yet CC."

"Father we are not staying anywhere he recommends we are going to kill him and savor the victory!"

"Frieza you are free to do what you want. I don't want to be an evil conqueror anymore! I never said I came her for vengeance you did!"

"Grrr FINE!" Frieza folded his arms in defeat.

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Aha I made you believe Goku was gonna do something brilliant instead he did something stupid and invited them to his house!

Next time:

Chichi freaks out but finds a way to make it work

Vegeta ends up helping them search for Muddy

MV is still thinking in Jail

Tung tells Mirai where Terry is

Goten proposes to Salem??!!

The Final two chapters T.T