CHAPTER 6: THE LIFE OF AN AMERICAN TEEN
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"So, where to next?" Kieli asked sitting upside down on the couch. After about two hours and two million dead ends later the trio decided it would be best to take a break.

"I want to learn more about the humans." Nora said not looking up from the paper airplane she was constructing out of pure boredom.

"I'm with Nora." Yoh said snatching the plane and throwing it at Kieli. The blue haired teen stuck out her tongue as Nora slapped him upside the head.

"Seems you're having fun." The three sat up straight as Nnoitra glided closer to them. "Hello girls." He gave his signature creeper grin to the girls, who leaned a bit further from him. Yoh rolled his eyes.

"Can we help you?" His son asked annoyed.

"Tsk. Is that how you treat your dad?" Nnoitora asked, looking at his son then quickly back at the girls.

"Haven't acted like one." Yoh said under his breath. Nnoitora seemed not to have noticed.

"Umm actually, can you help us out?" Nora asked her voice guarded. "We can't seem to find Gin anywhere."

"He should be in his room,"

"Cool thanks." Kieli said grabbing Nora's arm and pulled her along as the three exited the room leaving a confused Nnoitora in their wake.

"Kieli, we don't even know where his room is. Nno-" Nora complained before her sister cut her off.

"Damn that guy is a creepy pervert." Kieli stated once they were out of ear shot. "If you wanna go back there and ask be my guest."

"Hey! He's still my father." Yoh argued, feeling the need to at least say something on behalf of his father.

"He's still a perverted creep." Kieli pointed out.

"…Yeah that's true." Yoh said defeated before smiling and resting his arms on his sisters' heads. "So where are we going?"

"Gin's room." Nora answered pushing his arm off.

"Okay. Where's that?"

"No clue." Kieli answered.

Yoh sighed deeply "...Great."

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Outside his door, Gin could hear shouts of laughter. It was an odd sound seeing as how most of the residents here had little to laugh so care free about. 'They're here.' Gin thought as he leaned against the door waiting for the trio to come by.

He could see a blue head appear from around the corner followed by two more heads.

"Yo." He called gaining their attention. Kieli smiled and pointed to herself.

"Told you we would find him!" She boasted as she bounded down the hall. Gin held back a snicker. It was refreshing to watch these three.

"Come in." He waved for them to follow him. "Let's start off with this." He said sitting in a chair and pointing a remote at the large screen hanging on the wall. Suddenly there appeared a bunch of teenagers looking a little too serious.

"What is this?" Kieli asked settling in on the plush sofa. Gin picked up the DVD case and read the name.

"The secret life of American teenagers. It's fascinating how they made a show telling about the secrets. I think this should help you out a lot. And after this I have Glee, ten things I hate about you, and more." He pointed to a box sitting next to the couch.

After about thirty minutes into the show, Nora raised an eyebrow. "So you want Kieli and I to get 'totes' 'knocked up'? And Yoh has to act like an ass?" She pointed to the TV using the same slang as the girl in the video (which was dubbed).

Gin's eyes widened a little as he tried to recover. "Umm… no, d-don't do that. That would be bad…"

The kids poorly hid their laughter and failed at trying to cover it up as a cough. Gin just cranked up the volume muttering a quiet shut up.

~after watching a crap load of reality shows and 'high school' movies~

"See ya later." Kieli waved as the three left Gin and headed down to go grab a quick diner.

"Who knew kids in school broke out into random song and dance." Yoh said. They would most likely be hated at school since none of them could sing…or dance. "Is there a special class we have to take to learn all the words and moves? I think I'm going to fail that class."

"I don't think they actually do that Yoh." Nora giggled. Yoh could be so gullible sometimes, especially if one of 'the three' (Aizen, Gin, Kaname) told him it was true.

"I think she's right Yoh. But I wonder if American kids actually do any of what we saw. I can do without the love drama, but the parties seem wild." Kieli tried to imagine what life in the human world would be like. Parties she could do, advanced calculus was another thing.

"Like Omg! A party would be like totes fab." Nora laughed mocking the shows.

"Like I know right?! Like isn't it obvi we'd be the totes stars of the par-tay?" Kieli said in her best valley girl voice. Yoh rolled his eyes, resisting the urge to smack his head on the wall.

"So what are we thinking? Wing it when we get there?" Yoh asked and the two girls nodded. That seemed to be the best bet with most of this situation.

"Well I'm starving." Yoh announced as he slipped into the wide empty kitchen. Kieli and Nora gapped at how big it was. Like the rest of the place everything was pale white

"Damn" They all said together before scattering to find something good to eat.

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[A/N] No offense to anyone who likes "A secret life", "glee" or anything like that. I am sorry for the long wait this summer, I have been busy. So to make up for it I've posted two chapters and I'm working on a new one which should be posted next week. Have a great summer break everyone.

Let me know what you think and tell me what you want to see in the next chapters. Please review, I do appreciate constructive criticism.