Yes, I did the second one! Now I'm caught up. Got a bit side-tracked on this one too, but oh well. Prompts are only prompts.
Italics are for English, and bold in the story for jabs at Kido's femininity.
Invisible Woman
Kido sometimes wondered if she had too much time on her hands. That or Kano was trying to get on her good side for something, she couldn't tell. Still, a little time to herself wouldn't be a bad thing, Kido supposed.
Kido, using her privileges as the official leader of the Dan, forced Marry into going on a walk with her, for exercise reasons. Even if Marry's metabolism was permanently perfect in ways that Kido envied, the fluffball still needed some physical activity. After a generous amount of dragging and arguing, Marry agreed, but only if Seto came in case she needed to be carried.
With that simple announcement, Seto, her brother and Marry's knight in shining green, jumped onto the bandwagon, as did Kano. It was almost like a family outing, the ones that happy families would do from time to time.
But even in such a simple setting, Kido still needed to use her powers. Marry was a rather… what was the word… unique sight, a young girl with fluffy white hair cascading down to way past her waist.
Although Marry was kept hidden and walked right in the center of the group, Kido could feel the stares raining down on her from all sides.
No, they weren't exactly at her, but rather, at the suspiciously brightly clad trio of hooded teens. Kido didn't blame them, she knew the Dan was a little… funny-looking.
Just by hair colour, they stood out. Kido had green hair, and Kano blonde. One commonly stereotyped indication of a rebel or maverick was dyed hair. Sure, Seto had black hair, but practically everyone Kido met assumed that she had dyed her hair. Didn't they understand that she was a natural green?
Even ignoring hair colour, their long customized hoodies would stand out just as much as luminous green hair. A tall boy bright green top to bottom, light purple and green pants, to a black and white hoodie, what was there not to suspect?
Kido wondered what would've happened if she wasn't hiding Marry. Would they have been stopped under the suspicion of doing bad things to Marry? The innocent little fluffball in contrast to their sketchy apparel would spell bad things. Maybe it would've been better for Kido to hide all of them?
Still, it was far too late now. Besides, the crowded streets of downtown Mekaku were a rather hard place for a group of four to navigate without bumping into anyone.
Before they knew it, and luckily without being questioned by any police forces of any form, the Dan had made its way to a familiar park. Marry had already given up and let Seto tote her around the playground, while Kido and Kano took a seat on the bench.
"It's like we're a family," Kano said idly, "Marry's the daughter, I'm the useless uncle, Seto's the mother, and Kido's the father."
"Kano, no." Kido warned.
"Kanyes."
Did Kano just go there? Did he really?
"Kano, are you insane?"
"Kanyes I am." Kano smirked, his grin stretching annoyingly wide.
"I'm going to-"
"Shh." Kano pressed a finger to her lip, startling Kido into silence.
"Wh-"
"There are children in this park." Kano shushed her.
Kido sighed, and slumped back on the bench, watching the kids play. Seto was pushing Marry on the swings. Tons of other kids roamed the area.
"I'm Supaa Min!" One boy posed, majestically fisting the sky.
"Well, I'm the invisible man." The second boy countered.
"I win! Supaa Min is invincible! I have heat vision and light rays and super speed and strength and flight and everything!"
"But I'm invisible, you can't see me. I win, because Supaa Min wouldn't make everything go boom just to catch me."
"That's cheating!"
"No, I'm the invisible man. Supaa Min can't compare, right?"
Kido listened in on their conversation more attentively than she'd realized. Why was she paying so much attention to the America-filled thoughts of elementary schoolers?
"Wassup invisible man," Kano nudged her, laughing with his attempts at English.
"Shut it."
"Hey, but do you think we'd be heroes if we revealed our abilities?" Kano nudged her again.
"Just think about it: Kido, the invisible man, saves the day with his amazing partner, Kano the hero of a thousand faces."
"Hah, that'd be a thing as soon as you actually read Joseph Campbell." Kido snorted.
"So never?" Kano remarked lightly.
"Yeah."
A silence settled down as they watched the two young boys battle out their fantasies, now as mecha warriors. After a few minutes, Kano got up to find a public bathroom, leaving Kido to stare at younger males.
"Kido-san?" A voice called out from behind her. Kido whipped her head around, catching a glimpse of a familiar face.
"Koki-san?"
"Ah, yes, what a coincidence right?" Koki laughed a little.
"Mhm."
"Ah, Kido-san, I've been meaning to ask this for awhile, but…" Koki trailed off, glancing from side to side as if looking for something.
"Yeah?"
"W-would you go out with me?" Koki's face reddened like an apple, and Kido froze like a stone.
"What."
"I mean, would you go on a date with me tomorrow?" Koki squeezed his eyes shut, as if afraid of Kido's response.
"What what what."
"That's a no." A silky voice cut in sharply. A blonde girl dressed in a summer dress strutted up to the awkward group. Her face looked like something out of a magazine, her clothes just as beautiful.
"W-who are you?" Kiko asked hesitantly.
"Kido's girlfriend. Now scram." The blonde waved dismissively.
"What are you doing?" Kido hissed, watching Kiko run off through the park.
"Shhh." Kano hushed her again.
"Why did you do that? And of all things, why my girlfriend?"
"Because it was fun." Kano said lazily.
"Really."
"Yep. Who would've known our little Kido was so popular with the guys? Maybe after Kiko talks to a few of his friends, you'll be even more popular with the girls, hmm?"
Kido stared at Kano, making a split-second decision. She turned invisible, hiding her annoyingly red cheeks.
"Invisible man has returned to save the day!" Kano triumphantly cried, knowing Kido could hear him.
PROMPT – If I were invisible, I would…