So I finally got around to doing Krulla Chief's idea that Isaac Newton is 'the deadliest son of bitch in space'.
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I've been playing VS. Saxton Hale recently (when everyone goes against SAXTON HALE) and I decided to replace him with Isaac Newton. Saxton Hale, if you're reading this, please don't kill me. OH SHIT HE'S BREAKING DOWN MY DOOR!
Oh wait it's just some guys in suits THEY HAVE GUNS HE-
Disclaimer- (some guys in suits are forcing me to do this) I DON'T OWN TF2 NOW CAN YOU GET OUT OF MY HOUSE
One day... the REDs were laughing at the blown up bodies with BLU clothing that looked like exact replicas of themselves.
Team Fortress 2 logic. That's all that is needed to explain why all this is going to happen.
WARNING WARNING IF YOU READ THIS YOU MAY BE BLOWN UP WARNING WARNING
"ISAAAC NEWTON!" AN EPIC VOICE FLIES OUT OF THE SKIES AND SLAPS ALL THE REDS IN THE FACE
YES THIS STORY WILL NOT HAVE PROPER GRAMMER AND/OR MOSTLY CAPS BUT IF YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT GO BACK TO YOUR WIMPY MLP FANFICS MAGGOTS!
"Aw what the FUCK was that!?" Scout yells, shaking in fear of the AMAZING ISAAAC NEWTON!
"ISAAAC NEWTON!" He screams again as he jumps out of the sky and flattens the shovel that the Soldier was about to pick up!
"HOLY SHIT!" Scout fires his Force-A-Nature as he uses its propulsion to blast himself back. "That'll teach ya! I'm a force in nacha, baby!
Isaac Newton looks at Scout with a glare SO TERRIFYING IT FREEZES HIM IN PLACE!
And takes off his frilly white wig...
TO SHOW A FULL MANE OF BLACK HAIR THAT LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE THE WIG!
"I INVENTED FORCE, PUNY MORTAL!" He screams! Newton sucks in all the air in a five mile radius and screams: "NEEEEEWWWWTTTOOON'S THIIIIIRDD LAAAAWWW!" AND BLOWS PUNY SCOUT BACK TO RESPAWN!
"Doktor, now!" The Heavy says, as the Medic deploys an Uber on him. SADLY, HE DOESN'T KNOW THAT NEWTON CAN DEFLECT BULLETS WITH HIS FISTS!
"ISSSAAAAACCC NEEWTOOON!"
BOOM! THE MEDIC AND HEAVY FLY BACK TO RESPAWN AS WELL!
"Huddah huddah huh!" The Pyro yells, taunting with his phlogistinator and (trying to) FLAMING THE CRAP OUT OF OL' NEWTON!
WHICH OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T WORK BECAUSE IT'S ISAAC NEWTON! HE'S THE DEADLIEST SON OF A BITCH IN SPACE!
(SHIT HE'S HERE I'M SORRY MISTER NEWTON I WON'T SWEAR AT YOU AGAIN "YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT WON'T!" MAKE IT STOP!)
Isaac Newton PUNCHES THE AIR AND KILLS THE PYRO JUST BY BEING SOOO AWESOME!
In the meantime...
RED Sniper and Spy were trying to get critical hits on him while Soldier and Demoman shot explosives and Engineer built his sentry. WHEN SUDDENLY!
THE BLU TEAM RESPAWNS TO LOTS OF SHIT HAPPENING OUTSIDE THEIR BASE!
"Uh... What the bloody 'ell's 'appenin', mate (That is a lot of apostrophes)?" The BLU Sniper says, puzzled, as the rest of the BLUs slowly come out with their weapons drawn only TO COWAR IN FEAR FROM THE GREAT MIGHTY ISAAC NEWTON!
HE SHOOTS LAZERS OUT OF HIS EYES (BECAUSE LAZERS WITH A Z SOUNDS COOLER THAN LASERS WITH AN S) AND DESTROYS EVERYONE BUT THE BLU SOLDIER WHO THROWS AN APPLE AT NEWTON'S HEAD!
"NOOOO MY ONLY WEAKNESSSSSSssssssss..." HE SAYS AS HE BLOWS UP INTO A FORCE WAVE SOOOO HUGE IT DESTROYS EVERYTHING IN A 100-MILE RADIUS!
And that is how Apples are different from oranges.
Just some more random stuff here. Yes, I am doing a one-shot called apples and oranges which will be a mix-up of stupidly satisfying hilarity clumps. See you then! ALSO! I FORGOT TO DO REVIEWS SO WHY NOT DO THEM NOW!
REVIEWS!
Krulla Chief - Your ideas are crazy and impossible. I like them. Which is why I just wrote it.
TexanSpy - :D Thanks!
Holy-Miracles-21 - Thanks! Also, that could be a story as well as a interview question... if Scout was female... Hmm... NEWS ON THAT TO COME
Marezin (3) - Wow. You reviewed sooo many times! Also, I am a boy, when I read girl first I went all WTF MAN COME ON SERIOUSLY and then I read the next word. You question will be answered.
IcedFireFrenzy - I HAS MAH SCAREE HAT ON BOOOOO! Your question will be answered, though expect a ridiculously long reply...
KG7X000 (2) - Tank you! *Blows up your house with a tank* No but seriously thanks.
The Queen of Spade - That would be an... interesting... idea... MORE TO COME LATER
LeFrenchSpy - Maybe I'll put it in the APPLES AND ORANGES but I used your idea to maybe make a story depending on how the poll shows up.
SEEYA LATER FOR NOW I'M GONNA CATCH SOME SNOOZES IT'S 3 A.M.