Hey guys! Computer battery needed replacement, so i had to wait a week before I could start writing this. In other news...
THE NUMBER OF VIEWS IS OVER NIIIINNNEEE THOOOUUUUUSSSAAAANND!
You guys are amazing.
REVIEWS!
InnocentWaffles2 - Uh... I guess we know now what your favorite fruit is...
TehOnlyNoob - MERASMUS OVERPOWERED BITCH MAGICIAN WHO THROWS DANCE PARTIES
Marezin - Oh noes! I killed a fan... Wait how do you kill a fan? I mean they're like made of plastic and steel...
IcedFireFrenzy - Why would you say that? SAXTON HALE IS GOING TO BEAT YOU UP NOW (he made me type that PLEASE TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID OH NO HES BREAKING MY NE-)
K guys back from respawning so enjoy!
No one joined my steam group yet - The Mannly Group. Please do.
Apple 1 - MERASMUS!
'Twas the day of hallows, and on that day, two teams of color were fighting away
Rockets were fling through the air, ghost were giving scary glares
They were in Viaduct, and the author decided to drop this stupid rhyme thing.
The REDs were winning by a lot, health was obtained in candy pots (okay that was the last rhyme)
When MERASMUS came.
"YOU FOOLS! YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE THE POWER... OF MERASMUS!" MERASMUS yelled as he forced everyone to get in two lines and dance.
"DANCE PARTY!"
The two scots broke out the beer and everyone became drunk.
Also MERASMUS must always be typed in all caps.
Apple 2 -
"Overtime," the Administratir called out.
"Ah screw it. Do you wanna have a baseball game?" The RED scout says to the BLU scout.
Meanwhile, the Soldiers and Demomen were having a rocket/sticky jumping contest.
"HAH!"
"BEST TWO OUT OF THREE OR I WILL BEAT YOUR HEAD IN MAGGOT!"
The Engies were having a rock concert by themselves with borrowed electric guitars from the pyros.
"WHOO! BURN THAT METAL!"
The Heavies were chewing in their Sandwiches while their medics talked about how annoying it was when your quick-fixed soldier would suddenly rocket jump.
"Dummkopfs, thinking zat vhe actually enjoy soaring through zhe air."
The pyros were staring at a rabbit bouncing around on the battlefield.
"Mmph mph mm phmm mmeh"
"Mmmmm..."
The RED Spy and BLU Sniper were smoking together while the other pair were examining pictures of the baby animals and full-grown lions that the sniper tamed.
"Zey are quite cute, non?"
"You said it, mate."
Moral of this apple?
Screw you overtime no one likes you.
Apple L - Solly and his Apples.
"MAGGOTS! I ORDER YOU TO BITE INTO THESE APPLES I HAVE SHINED PERSONALLY FOR YOUR HEALTH AND SANITY!" a Soldier screamed as he crashed into the living room, carrying an apple-loaded rocket launcher.
"Fuck! GUYS RUN SOLLY'S STARTED DOING IT AGAIN!" Scout screams.
"But it's only been seven minutes since his last bloody output, ya piker!" Sniper yells backs, already retreating to his van.
"Ah, merde. I am going to go invisible and sleep in my room for a while, wake me up when he is finished." Spy says, facepalming and tasking out his cloak and dagger.
"APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES!"
"Solly! Get back in your bloody cage!"
Erm... I have no idea what was going along in my brain as I write this.
In other news, no one has joined my steam group (The Mannly Group) or done my poll (my profile). Please do those!
Also I'm writing from a tablet so there may be a few mistakes PM me when you see one. Yeah.
NO QUESTIONS HAVE COME IN FOR THE SOLDIER INTERVIEW YET PLEASE DO SO