Hey guys! I got myself a shiny new youtube channel and a voice recording job now! Sorry if I haven't uploaded in a while, tryouts took AGES and we're starting school in a while so I didn't get to write as much. Yeah.

Also, some more things!

1) Poll isn't showing up for some reason - VOTE IN THE COMMENTS OR PM ME! Here were the choices (You get to choose 2)-

The 10th Class - Some young girl who was wanted and she hid in a building from the cops and got captured and got surgery and got transported into the war. What she didn't realize was that they had her twin sister on the other team and this description has too many 'and's

Pineapples - All you ever and never wanted to know about pineapples by the TF2 men. If you choose this option then you get to choose another one because this was a joke. So if you choose this then you can vote for 3 stories instead of 2

Ceasefire - What happens when there's a ceasefire and the Soldiers don't get to blow up full size maggots (hint - they blow up actual bug maggots)

A War Between Final Combat and Team Fortress - This was supposed to be a one-shot but I got so pissed that China made a cheap ripoff of TF2 that I wrote this. IT ISN'T EVEN CHEAP!

2) I am making a new story for Minecraft which I was preparing for a while now. I am accepting Beta Reading Applications - send me a comment if you want to BETA read

3) Enjoy!

One day, in the city of Thunder Mountain...

"Damnit! I said hold still!"

A BLU Sniper's voice is heard by the camera, and his face is zoomed into. He has thrown his rifle out the window.

"Rubbish," he says, shaking his head at the Soldier who moved two inches to the left when he had the shot.

Then he saw his Kukri.

Zoom in on the Kukri.

The Sniper smiles. "Stabbin' toime."

*Later*

"Heh heh..."

The Sniper is seen sneaking towards a Soldier.

"Boom!" *Scream of Soldier* "Ha ha! Oim a Spoi!" the Sniper says, with a ski mask on and his knife dripping with blood.

He suddenly drops dead... Did the air kill him? No. It's just the BLU spy.

"NO," the Spy yells and puts on a derpy face until the RED Scout tried to kill him.

A Sniper is seen with a Machina.

"WHY CAN'T I SHOOT THIS BLOODY GUN!?"

Another Sniper comes to see what the fuss is about.

"Ya need to be scoped in to use that gun, mate! Don't start yellin' at things you've started, now!"

"Bah, rubbish," the first Sniper says as he puts up a listing for the Strange Professional Killstreak Machina on Steam... For Three Cents.

WHY THE F #$ WOULD YOU SELL THAT FOR THREE LOUSY CE-

Okay just an authors note here - I'm testing out this movie scene thing so if you don't like it tell me how I can improve it.

Also that second thing happened when I was on a TF2 Valve server when this guy started raging at his mike, I told him how to do it, and he just listed it on Steam. Let's just say I'm a fast clicker, and on an unrelated topic, I got a Professional Killstreak Machina for three cents. And then resold it (I had one) for 20.00. Idiot.

Guys I'm sorry this is so short but I wanted to get this out since you guys have been waiting. Next one will be over 2000 words at least and will be up by Friday. Sorry again for the wait.