Hey guys! It's the second blooper thing in this series! The interview with PYRO will be next. Some people were confused on what it meant.

And for the people who DIDN'T see the review I made in the last chapter, I was locked out of my account for a while. They fixed a bug on the site, which was supposedly made when they were updating some software. I dunno. I got back on Saturday and I've been working hard on this ever since.

Also, REVIEWS! (Some people said that they can't review twice on the same chapter, if you want to just review as your name with a guest account)

The Other-Ender - Thanks for the vote!

Marezin - Eh, you can vote for two more, ya know.

TheWriter237 - Oh wait, that's me.

Erubbu - Thanks for not giving up on me! I appreciate it.

I AM DOING LONGER ONE-SHOTS BUT BLOOPERS ARE HARD SO EXPECT LONGER ONE-SHOTS

Also, that last one didn't count as a challenge because it was too short so this one is challenge 10 instead.

Challenge 10 - MEET THE SOLDIER BLOOPERS

...One day, in a peaceful-ish scene...

A BLU Pyro, satisfied with his work on the opposing team, laughed and waved his flamethrower.

The RED Soldier also laughed because he had blown the Pyro into oblivion.

The BLU Demoman drunk his whiskey after a nice explosion.

RED Soldier also had a drink. A nice, long drink for kicking Demoman's ass. (Reference to the new taunt)

The BLU Heavy pretended to have a showdown with the camera.

The RED Soldier watched as he missed and blew the innocent clump of metal, plastic, and glass up.

"We don't have anything to cut, so I'm not going to bother yelling it. We only have five more cameras, you know!" the Director yelled, annoyed by how expensive it is to film nine people.

"If messing up your lines is sure to result in the Director making you practice them again then you must remember!" Soldier said as he face palmed. "Look, I know I can get it if we try one more ti-"

"CUT! Well, Soldier, looks like you have to practice them fifty more times!" the Director said.

"MAGGOT! YOU AND YOUR COMMUNISM CAN'T FORCE ME TO READ! HUZZAH!" Soldier boomed, taking out his rocket jumper and blasting away.

"Soldier!"

"If fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight! Sun Tzu said that, and I'm sure he knows a little more about fighting than you, pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!" Soldier said, actually getting it right.

"Hey, Soldier! Nice job, didn't know you had it in you... WAIT WHY ARE YOU WEARING BLUE!?" the Director screamed, completely confused.

"That's not RED Soldier, it's me! Over here!" a voice yelled from behind a crate. "I'm naked and wearing honey AGAIN!"

"Oh no. Oh nonononononononono!" RED Scout said, in denial and shaking his head back and forth. "Not again! Please don't let that happen again!"

(This is a reference to the Team Fortress 2 Comics, which you can see at the team fortress website.)

"Ahhhhhhhhh!" Soldier yells a battle cry and defeats a Demoman and Medic to goes to the battlefield. "I WILL KILL YOU ALL!"

When he gets there, he sees a formidable opponent:

A Spycrab.

A whole colony of them.

"My eyes! I CAN'T SEE!" He screamed, his hands blocking his face and his legs running around in circles. "I CAN'T SEE!"

"And then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth. And then he herded them all onto a boat, and then he beat the crap out of every single one."

WHEN SUDDENLY!

A SPYCRAB STARTED TO SPYCRAB IN FRONT OF HIM!

"Not every animal on Earth, mon ami." it said, smirking as the Soldier started running away. "YES! RUN AWAY!"

It was simple.

Soldier was to go up to the Engineer's sentry, empty of bullets and missiles, also at really low health. The he'd jump down to where the control point was and blow up the people on the point. Then the Spy was to uncloak behind him and Soldier was supposed to kill him with a shovel.

*Take one*

Soldier running up to a sentry.

In a few seconds, the janitor came by to scrape his guts off of the set.

"Sorry, fellas! Forgot ta take out the missiles an' all that." BLU Engie said.

*Take two*

Boom! Successful rocket jump on the sentry. Now he just needed to blow up the people on the point...

Whirr...

"Sorry! Forgot not to shoot tiny baby man!"

*Take three*

Blew up all the things (MEME)... Now he needed to shovel that Spy...

"Ha! That'll teach you communists not to mess with AMERICAN TERRITORY!" Soldier yelled, staring at their mutilated bodies. "Wait, wasn't there a final part to this scene?" Soldier wondered.

STAB

"My apologies, mon amies, he was too much of un idiot to not stab."

"Heh heh heh... And from that day forward every time a bunch of animals are in one place it's called a zoo!"

The scene had gone well enough. But suddenly, Medic's head fell off the fence.

"Don't cut yet! He's doing something..." the Director said.

Soldier had bent over to stare at the head. And growled - "Unless it's a barn."

A righteous laugh earned righteously from a righteous man, if I do say so myself.

I was going to end it here but I realized why not do the Soldier interview here so yeah.

Q: Hey Soldier! We're gonna have you answer some questions... I'd appreciate it if you don't blow up the studio this time. We already lost one to Scout, ya know! First question is from IcedFireFrenzy, and he says... What's more fun, rocket jumping or teleporting bread?

A: Both at the same time! I would rocket jump over a teleporter and throw bread in for three more days if I could!

Q: One from Marezin! What are you favorite type of Apple? I can't actually eat Apple's so also... what do they taste like? Is your cage fabulous?

A: Golden Apples! BECAUSE I ACCEPT NOTHING LESS THAN GOLD! THIS IS AMERICA! And... You can't eat apples? My... head's starting to hurt... ARGH! APPLES! APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES! I HAVE YOURS CRISPY AND GOLDEN, MAREZIN! GET YOUR AMERICAN OR NON-AMERICAN ARSE HERE RIGHT THIS INSTANT! I WILL SHOVE IT UP YOUR THROAT IF I HAVE T-

Eh, I did it again, didn't I. Well, to your last question, un-applizer, I am unconscious most of the time so I don't know!

Q: Why do you use a rocket launcher? From PizzaSpagettios.

A: Why don't you use a rocket launcher? From Soldier.

Q: So. You're one of the most played classes in the game. How do you feel about that?

A: I FEEL AMAZING!

And it's over! Don't forget to search TheBestSpy or blue_dragon237 on steam and add me!
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Also, I still need beta readers! Tell me if you want to be one.