Hey guys! I am still alive! Yay!

Anyway, I wanted to get this out for a while. There are a lot of bugs in Team Fortress 2, as you'd expect. Let's just go over the most funny ones.

Usually this was just going to be named bugs, but I've seen soooooooo many idiots in this game that I decided to write them down. Amusing for you and me and a longer distraction for you. Let's begin.

Some more notices first - No Beta Readers yet. And about that... I'm working on that story too so maybe slower updates for about a week. Sorry.

Just had to get that out.

Before we begin, guys, let me just tell you this. Go to the steam community market and find the Strange Professional Killstreak Australium Sniper Rifle. It should be around 150$. If you go in the history though, you will see that someone had sold it for around 58 cents. And guess what? I got that too. I was browsing through the cheapest stranges, wishing I had more than a few bucks in my steam, when I saw it. Yeah. THAT PERSON IS AN IDIO- anyway I sold it on the market for 100$ and it actually got sold in about five minutes. This happened a lot of times. On a completely unrelated topic, I have five hundred dollars in Steam without paying any money.

Go figure. Apparently games ARE good for you.

Bug 1 - The Bread Win on Upward

(With the new love and war update, teleporters now fire bread out. You can use this by building a teleporter exit right next to the edge of the last point on upward and fire a bread in. The bread will make the bomb invisible.)

RED Engineer was bored. They'd been on Upward forever - The REDs were barely holding off the BLUs but they couldn't push the cart without getting killed by the REDs.

So he was bored. Not the regular "I'm so bored I want to take a nap" type of bored. He was bored out of his mind.

And when he's out of his mind, for some reason his mind thinks harder.

The last point's explosives on the bottom couldn't be detonated by people or anything they had on them. The Administrator warned them to never bring food to the fights... And since the Breadzilla incident, teleporters spewed out bread whenever someone used them.

So what if he measured the angle to make the bread fall in the pit?

Nah, that couldn't happen. They wouldn't let it.

But still. Standing around waiting for the BLU Spy to get him was way too boring. Might as well give it a go.

So he set up the teleporter exit next to the place and watched as the bread flew into the pit.

Watched as the cart became invisible.

Watched as the whole world suddenly froze.

When it unfroze again, apparently the BLU team had won. Soldier was going to have a field day with him.

Bug 2 - Secret Caves

(With most maps where you can fall to your death and some where you can't [i.e. Barnblitz and Cactus Canyon], it is possible to get under the ground. Obviously this is great if you're an engineer.)

RED Sniper had so many kills, he was actually starting to get bored. He hadn't let the BLU Heavy or Medic get out of his crosshair and Jarated the Spy every time the Backstabbing Frenchman got near. In other words, he was bored.

When he learned about the new place RED had captured a while ago called Cactus Canyon, he doubted that it would have a good sniping location like most other maps.

He was wrong.

When he fell over the edge after getting airblasted by the enemy Pyro, he desperately tried not to fall and catch a crevice in the cliff - Anything for him not to fall off.

He was surprised when that 'anything' was a glitch in the ground.

We fell through the floor, and apparently the Pyro couldn't see him OR shoot through, but Sniper tested if he could shoot through.

He could. And the best part was sometimes their weapons fell through as well so he had unlimited ammo.

It's safe to say that the REDs won that day.

Idiot 1 - The Golden Gun

(Story I told you guys earlier)

RED Sniper was having a good day. He was getting a pretty good killstreak on his Australium Professional Killstreak Sniper Rifle.

Then the RED Spy trolled him by somehow hacking into the spawn room of the Sniper and putting the Golden Gun on the Steam Store for fifty cents.

It's safe to say as well that it was gone in about five seconds.

That's all I have for now, keep your eyes open though, I got used to high school and I'll update more often.

Peace!