Whoo! Guys, The Minecraftian - Fight of the Chosen is coming out later today! Check out my user page if you're interested in Minecraft stories. That's the reason behind the no-update period, anyway.

Also, the number of views is at 3,348 when I wrote these words. You guys are amazing! I'm going to do a special story about OVER 9000 as soon as we reach that number of views.

REVIEWS!

(Eh... I've been gone for so long there's about 15 reviews and 8 are by one person. Sorry, one person, but I'm only going to acknowledge you once. Yeah.)

Marzerin - THE PINEAPPLES HAVE PREVAILED! Also, read the chapter for Soldier Shenanigans if you want Soldier yelling at you again.

Erubbu - Thanks for understanding! I got back a while ago, don't worry.

IcedFireFrenzy - Thanks for your question - it has been submitted.

Marzerin - Yeah it was me. Sorry!

Gamerfan64 - Hm... Not bad, not bad. It's crazy. I like it.

AlithiaSigma - WALL OF TEXT! Too many ideas, I may or may not get around to all of them...

IcedFireFrenzy - WHOOOOO!

That's it for now, make sure to check out the Minecraft story later!

Challenge 12 - X10 Mod

The Frying Pan - Will make a sound so freaking huge it will blow off the enemy's headphones.

"Hm... Fish... Ham... Frying Pan! WHOOOOO!" A RED Scout says, not knowing that all their item stats were multiplied by ten.

"Let's do dis! Imma gonna pan allya!"

-Five Minutes Later-

"SCOUT!"

The Gloves Of Running Yesterday - Makes you run so freaking fast you end up warping time itself and go back to yesterday. Still gets minicrits, but ten times as much. -250% damage. (Doesn't this mean you heal them instead of damaging them?)

"It is good day to be yesterday! HA HA HA!" Heavy says, putting on his epic gloves of fire and running top speed in Badlands. In a minute though, his smile turned into a scream as he realized he had gone back to prehistoric times and killed all the dinosaurs. Dang.

The Holy Mackarel - Humiliates people 10 times as much.

"Ahhaha! Fish!" Scout yells as he runs around slapping people with fish and causing them to die of embarrassment. Yeah.

The Beggar's Bazooka - 200 ammo, 30 fired at the same time, 10X reload speed, 30 degrees random direction for each rocket. Can you hit anything?

I AM A NATURAL! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

The rest of the day was filled with rockets and not much else.

The Escape Plan - Makes you go 10 times as fast regularly and 1000 times as fast when you have 1 health. Enough to go as fast as the Gloves of Running Yesterday.

"THE GODS HAVE SAID POOTIS!" Soldier runs around as he takes out his escape plan and ends up in the same place as Heavy. Go figure.

Razorback - Blocks ten backstabs.

RED Spy snorted as he snuck up on a Sniper to backstab him.

"Oh, he has a Razorback? Hiding it won't save his back..."

STAB

"What in ze hell?"

There were nine more shields.

"SPY 'ROUND HERE!"

"Oh, please."

Jarate - Minicrits players ten times as much. Also useful for putting out volcanos.

"I AM THE MASTER OF THE PISS!"

All cosmetics - Make you ten times as awesome.

Medic runs around in his fully pimp Medic Medieval Mode set.

"Surprise, Hatless! YOU ARE NOT AMAZING!"

This is just a quick filler I wrote to get you guys interested again. It's also the first of its kind, I have too much fun making these.