Hi guys! In the Author's Note I'll be discussing something important today, please do not skip.
I realized I had to write this, and I've been meaning to for a while. If you make stories, I hope this applies to you too, or I'm just wasting my time.
You know how I say there are a certain amount of reviews or views so far, right? I did so in the last chapter, too.
To the people who write the stories and make the videos online, those numbers actually don't sound like real people watched your stuff. That's why it feels so amazing for you to meet someone who has read your stories or watched your videos that didn't know it was you who wrote it in the first place.
So guys, if you appreciate my videos and you are already a commenter (the people who actually appreciate it a ton and feel like they want to speak to you never message you anyway because they're too nervous they'll be ignored or something), email me at this specially made email for you guys - thefanbase237 . If you have extra time and you want to contact me, send an email over. Thanks.
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Challenge 13 - Randomizer
Randomizer is a game mod where your class AND weapons for your primary, secondary, and melee are randomized. So you can be a Medic with the Rocket Launcher, Flare Gun, and Butterfly Knife or something. Or you can be a Heavy with the Rocket Jumper, the Sticky Jumper, and the Half-Zatoichi.
Believe me, that has happened.
"Let's have a go at it!" RED Sniper yells as he picks up his gun and runs out to his favorite sniping spot.
"This bloke's 'bout ta have a big gapin' whole above his neck..." he says as he is surprised that fire came out instead of a nice, shiny bullet. "Gah! Why do oi have a bloody backburnah?"
"Oh, man, Sniper! How do you freakin' aim with this thing? Jesus!" Scout says, Machina in hand and missing every shot.
"Whot the bloody hell is going on! Why do you have moi sniper?"
"Didn't you hear? Dat Admin and da hot girl Pauline put in somethin' that changes the weapons we get, or whatever."
"Argh! I don't do frontline combat!"
-5 min later-
"BURN YA BLOODY PIKERS, BURN!
"Who touched Sasha? WHO TOUCHED MY GUN!" BLU Heavy yells, enraged and about to destroy everything he sees.
Soldier is seen with the minigun.
"Screaming eagles!"
"Soldier! Why do you have Sasha?" BLU Heavy yells.
Repeats explanation RED Scout gave to their team's Sniper.
"Oh. Is that why I have POOTIS gun?"
-4 min later-
"POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS POOTIS"
"Huddah hudda mmph!" Pyro says, wondering why he had a rocket launcher.
-3 min later-
"Huddah huddah huddah huh! HUDDAH MMPH MPH MM MMM!"
(TRANSLATION: I BELIEVE I CAN FLY! I BELIEVE I CAN TOUCH THE SKY!)
Medic just about had it, being one of the weakest classes in the game on head-to-head combat. I mean sure, on good days he could get quite a few kills with his Blutsauger and its vampire needles, but those days didn't come very often.
So when he got his turn with a minigun, a knife, and a flare gun, well, you have to treasure those moments.
Moments when you get to have blood on your hands.
Moments when you get to see the carnage you created.
:P Medic can be the strongest class, you know.
Having to run around all day keeps you in shape.
It also keeps you faster than everyone else.
And if you're faster than everyone else AND you have the baby face's blaster to speed you up, then a spy knife doesn't seem too bad after all.
Welcome to Scoot Fortress 2.
Demoman was tired of not being able to shoot the bullets pretty much anyone else but Medic could. And HE got a freaking healer minigun.
So when he got a chance at the wheels with the Blutsauger, Family Buisness, and the Eyelander, well, you should fear him.
Seriously. Fear him.
Engineer was tired of having those demomen blowing up his building all the time. So when he got the Stickybomb Launcher and the Grenade Launcher AS WELL AS the Ullapool Caber, all hell broke loose.
RUN YOU SCOTS RUN!
Spy always hated the Pyros. Even with the spy-cicle and the Dead Ringer, they were a pain.
So he got the chance to get revenge.
He noticed a Pyro about to backstab a friendly Medic. He even had the Spy-Cicle and the Dead Ringer! What luck!
He thanked the TF2 gods of Pootis and resumed burning the Pyro up to ashes.
Eh, quick write about some crazy Randomizer parts. These are true stories. Most of them were on KOTH_PRO NUCLEUS and CP_BADLANDS.
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