Chapter 3: The Finale
MK pulled out a water balloon. She was going to have fun. She poofed into Ryo Hagane's office and soaked it with paint and water. She giggled as she used glitter paint to write: GALAXY WAS HERE! She disappeared. Ryo blinked in surprise, then sighed. MK appeared outside the office and giggled as she walked in.
"Oh no." She faked. "What happened?"
Ryo sweatdropped.
"Galaxy was here?" MK read. "I'll go find her and make her clean it all up." MK disappeared. Ryo sweatdropped harder.
***AT GALAXY'S SUPER SECRET LAIR***
"GALAXY-NEE!"
"I thought you were calling her Senpai." Gingka sweatdrops.
"Well, I changed it. She is my Senpai, but she is also like a big sister so...hush up. GALAXY-NEE!"
"What? I'm busy!" Galaxy called from the ceiling, where she was occupied duct taping an annoyed Arashi Hikou to a Dalek.
"Nami-Nee wrecked Ryo's office and said it was you." MK flies up there. "Why are you taping him to a Dalek?"
"Because I can." Galaxy replied ominously. "And it wasn't me. Wait, Nami-Chan? I thought she was busy on the plotline set with the characters?"
"I need to get back there." Arashi sweatdropped.
"Nope." MK shakes her head. "She wrecked his office...maybe it was a shadow clone? I don't know."
Galaxy frowned. "She doesn't use shadow clones to my knowledge..."
MK gulped..."She started to recently. She got...jealous...yeah, jealous of your awesomeness so she started using them."
Galaxy paused and raised an eyebrow at MK, frowning slightly. "Really?"
MK rubbed the back of her head. "Really! Would I lie to you?!"
Galaxy frowned further. "She's as awesome as I am if you ask me... If not more so..."
"That's not the point though...the point is that she wrecked his office and said it was you." Galaxy raised an eyebrow, looking suspicious. "What?!"
"Show me a video of her doing it and I'll believe you."
"Um..." MK looks down and inhales sharply. "BYE!" She disappears.
Galaxy smirked slightly. "Thought so."
MK reappears at her lair.
"Dang it." She sighs as she plops down in her evil looking chair. "I couldn't do it...oh well. Maybe I'll just go do it to Nami." Suddenly, something moves behind her.
"WHO'S THERE?!" MK jumps to her feet and summons her scythe.
"Exterminate!" the word sounded out of the darkness as pudding was fired.
"Wh..." was all MK could say before pudding struck. "GALAXY-NEE!"
"Problem?" Galaxy's voice echoed, the authoress giggling.
"YOU KNOW I HATE PUDDING!" MK pouts before shoving pudding back at the authoress.
"Missed me!" Galaxy taunted, poofing into smoke.
A single pair of red eyes appears in the back. MK laughs.
"Ha-ha. Galaxy-Nee, really?!" Nothing happens but the eyes get closer. "Galaxy-Nee...I get it." MK said more seriously. "You can go give Ryuga his Stormflight suit back."
The eyes get closer and all the lights go out.
"Galaxy-Nee..." MK's voice wavers. The pair of eyes appears in front of her and hands grab her.
"AHHHH!"
"Exterminate!" The Dalek reacted, but could only fire pudding, thanks to Galaxy.
The red eyes destroy the Dalek and take MK away.
"Um, GALAXY!" Gingka screams as he runs to get the authoress.
Galaxy frowned as she lost communication with the Dalek. "Someone go figure out what happened at MK's lair?" She called. In mere seconds, she was surrounded by a swarm of the small yellow creatures known as Minions, all volunteering to go.
***Somewhere in the Middle of Nowhere and Everywhere***
MK's body thumped as it hit the ground. She didn't move as Red Eyes had knocked her unconscious after her fifth escape attempt.
"Good job." Doji's hologram appeared.
"Yes..." Dr. Ziggurat came into the room with a wicked smile. "I suppose your idea wasn't bad, Doji."
Gingka yelped as the Minions flooded MK's lair.
"Galaxy, why'd you send Minions?!" Gingka shouted to the air.
"Needed to see what was going on." Galaxy's voice echoed.
"COME DOWN!" Gingka yelled. "OR...Out?!"
"I'm still in my lair, baka." Galaxy replied.
"Oh." Gingka says. "THEN HOW ARE WE TALKING? AND DO I HAVE TO KEEP YELLING?!"
"No, you don't have to keep yelling. I have speakers in MK's lair, but shh, she's not supposed to know that."
"Oh really." A female voice says. Cheshire jumps down and walks into the light. "I'm sure she'll be..." She stops.
"What?" Gingka asks.
"I don't know why...but...I smell Ryuga."
Galaxy appeared with a Dalek flanking her on either side. "You smell Ryuga?" She raised an eyebrow.
Cheshire nods. "Like I said, I don't know why...but he was here."
"Hmm..." Galaxy frowned.
Cheshire sniffed the air.
"Wait!" She sniffed again. "What's the smell?"
"What smell?"
"It..." The OC and Gingka fall to the ground, sound asleep.
Galaxy yelped and ducked into her Dalek shell, snapping the domed head shut over her head.
"Hahaha..." The dark laugh sounded from the room outside Galaxy's Dalek shell. The sound of footsteps tapped against the floor before something shoved the shell to the ground. Footsteps sounded, stopped, then sounded heavier as they leave.
"Exterminate!" the Daleks fired, but missed. Galaxy grunted and activated the eye stalk of the Dalek she was inside, looking around.
The man was gone and nowhere to be seen. Gingka and Cheshire were gone also.
Galaxy growled. "Daleks! Search, now!"
Hundreds of the aliens appeared at the authoress's command, fanning out with their cries of 'exterminate'.
Red Eyes watched from above. They move to the side and see a single pair of small golden eyes watching them. The two disappear as Galaxy continues to search with her Daleks.
After hours of coming up with nothing, Galaxy was back in her evil lair pouting.
Red Eyes watched as she sat in her chair and started spinning as she pouted.
Daleks and Minions surrounded Galaxy.
***Meanwhile***
"I suck as an authoress." MK wailed. "I REALLY DO!"
"And why do you suck as an authoress?" Doji asked for the fifth million time.
"Because." She sobs. "I got sick...then I got brainwashed..." She sniffled and snorted loudly. "AND NOW I GOT KIDNAPPED! WHY ME?!" She fell over and sobbed pitifully and loudly on the ground. Doji sighed as he looked on. Gingka sat next to her and rubbed her back.
"CAN WE PLEASE GET RID OF HER?!" He exclaimed to Ziggerat.
"Wait a little longer..." He watched a video screen of Galaxy's lair.
The authoress was still spinning in her chair.
"Does she do anything but spin in that chair?!" Doji exclaims.
"It's Galaxy. She's thinking..." Gingka says.
"Aha!" Galaxy suddenly stood and disappeared, along with all of her Daleks.
MK started to evilly laugh from the floor...growing louder into a crazed giggle.
"SHUT UP!" Dr. Ziggerat kicks her in the stomach but she only laughs louder.
"Dude." Gingka smiles. "If you thought i was bad...wait till you see what these two are like."
Before Gingka had finished speaking, everything was neon pink and covered in a layer of glitter an inch deep.
"Ne, Galaxy-Nee!" MK sits up. "Can I let myself out yet? The handcuffs are chaffing my wrists..."
"Eh?!" Doji turns to look at the authoress.
"What? You didn't think...Oh...you thought you had beaten me didn't you?" MK's eyes turn dark and creepy. "How cute..."
Gingka groaned. "Might wanna run for cover." He advised.
MK stands and breaks the chains as if they were toliet paper. She rubs her wrists and smiles.
"LET'S GO CRAZY!" She yells!
Everything turned an eye-hurting neon rainbow color.
MK giggled as she waved her scythe around, blasting pudding at different things.
Gingka hid behind Doji.
He got hit anyway because of Doji being a hologram.
"THIS DOESN'T WORK VERY WELL!" He yelled as pudding splattered all over him.
The room became a disco room, with flashing lights that gave everyone a headache.
"Sir!" a Dark Nebula worker exclaimed, running into the room.
"WHAT?!" Doji exclaimed as he phased in and out, due to the disco room.
"The entire planet looks like this." The worker gestured to their surroundings.
"The entire..." Dr. Ziggurat looks over and sees Galaxy and MK smiling and waving like all is right with the world.
Galaxy giggled. "Love hidden microphones tuned into MK-Chan's voice only. Makes finding her easy as pie, which is an ironic statement because pie's not actually that easy, but whatever."
"That's very true." MK said smartly. "Pi isn't easy."
"Um, that's two different types of Pi..." Dr. Ziggurat sweatdropped.
"No it's not." MK exclaims.
Galaxy giggled. "I know it up to 3.1415!"
Steam came out of MK's ears as she tried to list of Pi. She fell over with a heavy sigh. "Let's stop with the math and go back to the insanity. This isn't school you know."
Galaxy giggled. "Agreed."
MK lifted her scythe and began slamming the blade into different objects around the room while Cheshire shot paintballs at the different workers.
"I will kill them with... SUSPENSE!" Galaxy giggled maniacally.
MK facepalmed.
"What?" Dr. Ziggurat asks.
"Galaxy's gonna kill you all with suspense so I don't get to do anything more." MK took a seat on the sidelines and pouted.
Galaxy giggled. "Look up!"
MK looked up, wary of what Galaxy was going to do.
Large menacing weapons were hanging above the heads of Doji and Ziggurat, tied to the ceiling by... Suspenders?
MK laughed manically and looked over at Galaxy. "YOU MADE THEM! YOU REALLY MADE THEM!" She began to giggle manically and jump up and down.
Galaxy soon joined in the maniacal laughter.
"Ah..." Gingka sighed. "Maybe I can leave without them noticing?" He tried to tiptoe out of the room.
However, a force field appeared around him.
"YOU NO LEAVE!" Galaxy shrieked at an ear-splitting volume.
MK covered her ears right before Galaxy shrieked. "Jeez..." She said she grabbed her scythe and stopped it from floating in the air.
Galaxy giggled and poked Gingka on the nose.
"Starshipping!" MK coughed, referring to the collab she wrote with Nami about Galaxy's marriage to Gingka.
Galaxy turned and glared at MK, her face turning pink. Gingka animefell and went to the emo corner.
MK doubled over with laughter at the Galaxy's blushing.
"I do believe that's what you call a burn?" Dr. Ziggurat looks to Doji for confirmation. He nodded enthusiastically.
A suspender-held knife appeared above MK's head as well as Galaxy smirked slightly.
"Haircutshipping." The redheaded authoress said.
"NOOOOOO!" MK shrieked, breaking all the glass in the world. "NO!" She fell to her knees and cried.
Galaxy giggled. "Gotcha!"
"I...what did I ever do to you?!" MK cried. "WHY?!"
"Starshipping?" Galaxy sweatdropped.
"THAT WASN'T MY IDEA!" MK wailed. "THAT WAS NAMI'S!"
"Still..." Galaxy said ominously.
MK hopped up and walked over to Doji and Dr. Ziggurat.
"You know. I think we forgot we're here to get back at them. I mean isn't that why we let me get kidnapped...which isn't very fun at all!"
"Right." Galaxy giggled eerily.
MK looked over at Galaxy and slammed a pudding pie in her face.
Galaxy turned red. Suddenly, her eyes were blood red as the silver streaks in her hair turned jet black.
MK blinked and pulled Nami onto the scene. She hid behind the authoress and asked what was happening.
"Considering that you helped me gain control, I will spare you." Galaxy said, although her voice now had a tinge of darkness in it.
"That would be Nova." Nami said in a sing-song voice.
"Who's Nova?!" MK asked.
"Simple. I'm Galaxy's other half." 'Nova' replied.
"Nice to meet you, Nova." MK held out her hand to shake Nova's.
Nova narrowed her eyes and swatted MK's hand away before disappearing.
MK huffed. "Fine. Be a meanie Onee-San!"
"To make things clear, I'm not Galaxy." Nova's voice echoed.
"But..." MK stuttered. "You look her...you talk her...you...*sniffs* you smell like her too!"
Glowing red eyes appeared in the shadows. "I... What?" Nova snapped.
"You smell like her. Do you like Honey Buns?!" MK giggled.
Nova narrowed one eye. "You're making me reconsider not destroying you."
MK pulled out a Honey Bun out of Nami's jacket. Nami protest but MK won that fight. She split it in half and offered half to Nova.
Nova crossed her arms. "Seriously reconsideing it."
MK pouted inwardly and handed the other half to Galaxy.
Nova huffed and stalked off.
MK gasped. "STUPID LAPTOP!" She bowed. "Please forgive me, Lady Nova."
Nova blinked and turned back. "'Lady'?"
"Yeah. Lady. Well, you are beautiful, and graceful...You truly are a lady..." MK felt like one of the those weird obsessives lovers in the weird romance books.
Nova blinked in surprise.
"Why are you complimenting a villian?" Gingka hissed in MK's ear.
"Cause she's not a villain. She is Lady Nova, the most beautiful person ever to live...no woman could ever be as beautiful as she is..." MK winked as she held up a sign. It read: I'm kissing up to her...help me.
Gingka sweatdropped. "She's tried to kill me before."
Nova huffed. "Flattery won't do anything for you."
MK destroyed the sign. "I don't know what you're talking about."
Doji and Ziggurat watched this from the sidelines...confused about what was happening.
Nova stalked off.
MK sweatdropped a little and went to whisper something in Nova's ear.
"Doji and Ziggerat think you look really stupid with black stripes in your hair and they totally said that Galaxy was way cooler than you could ever be."
An angry tick mark appeared on Nova's head. "Shut up, both of you. Wipe that smug look off your face, Galaxy. I don't care if it's mental smirking. Same thing."
MK continued. "They also said...that because Galaxy married Gingka...you're married to him too...AND!" She cleared her throat. "That Nova...is the stupidest name EVER!"
Nova stormed off angrily, muttering threats to Galaxy, Doji, and Ziggurat under her breath.
"Well, now that you've effectively prevented her from teaming up with them, how do we stop her from taking over the world instead?" Gingka asked, crossing his arms.
MK looked at him.
"YOU CAN DO SOME OF THE WORK TOO YOU KNOW?!"
"I said 'we!'"
"WELL YOU THINK OF A PLAN!" MK turned so when she winked at Gingka, Nova didn't see it.
Gingka raised an eyebrow. "I'm not a plan-maker, remember?!"
"Alright, then." MK thought. "I'll make the plan. You take out Nova."
"What?!"
"Yeah...but...you is not the plan maker...you is the guy who rushes in without thinking..."
"I can't beat her." Gingka hissed.
"You beat Nemesis but you can't beat Nova?!"
"Nemesis couldn't turn my face to pudding with a snap of his fingers!"
"True..." MK thought again. "Lady Nova."
Gingka sighed.
"Lady Nova...if you would...please..." MK kneeled on the ground. "Help us to destroy Doji and Ziggurat. They are terrible people and stand in the way of you ruling the world. We can't give you everything...our lives...everything you could ever want until we get rid of them. Please, Lady Nova. Only you can do this."
Nova raised an eyebrow.
"Are you crazy?!" Gingka hissed.
"No. Lady Nova is the only one who can do it." MK teared up. "See, she is the best evil authoress ever...and I...I couldn't never be as good as she is." MK fell to the ground. "Please..." A couple tears fell down MK's face.
Nova looked confused.
"I..." MK stopped.
Gingka was sweatdropping at her. Nova looked ever so slightly annoyed.
MK wiped her tears and stood. "Forget I said anything." Her bangs covered her eyes. "I don't care anymore."
"Where are you going?" Gingka asked as MK started to leave.
"I'm leaving FF...for good. Goodbye." MK ran out.
Gingka gasped in shock. Nova blinked, then growled and grabbed her head, falling to her knees.
Doji blinked..."She's gone?"
Gingka blinked in surprise, watching MK.
"Oi! I'm not done with you yet!" Galaxy's voice yelled as her hair and eyes returned to their original colors. She stood and ran after MK.
MK was already gone. Never to return...
Galaxy disappeared to look for her.
MK sat in her lair after blocking it so none could enter. She sniffled and pulled her knees close.
Daleks were soon banging on the outside.
MK covered her ears and cried as the banging got louder.
"Oi! You've got some explaining to do!" Galaxy called.
"Go away..." MK sobbed. "Please..."
"MK-chaaaaaan, doushita noooooo?" Galaxy whined. (AN: Doushita no is how you say What's Wrong in Japanese.)
"I..."MK whispered. She stood and walked out to the door. She opened it and hugged Galaxy.
Galaxy hugged back.
"Arigatou..." MK thanked her.
"Ehh? For what?" Galaxy blinked, rubbing MK's back. A second pair of arms wrapped around the two girls.
MK sniffed as she looked at the second person hugging her.
It was Tsubasa. Gingka joined the group moments later.
"Why are you guys hugging me?"
"You needed a hug, so... I brought them along." Galaxy said.
"Thanks." MK wiped her tears and sniffled once more. "Come on. We got butt to kick."
"Why were you crying in the first place?" Tsubasa asked. Galaxy and Gingka giggled.
MK wiped her tears. "It doesn't matter..."
Tsubasa tilted his head. Gingka and Galaxy had managed to disappear.
"REALLY?!" MK said to the air as she wiped a falling tear.
Tsubasa blinked. "Huh?"
"They came up with this shipping for you and me..." MK sniffed. "Since we both got big haircuts...I just didn't say anything about it on here... They call it HaircutShipping." She blushed a little.
Tsubasa blushed as well. "O-oh...'
"And Galaxy said she wanted to end this chapter with us getting married..." MK sniffled. "But that's way too fast and..." MK turned away as her voice broke. "I don't think I can right now."
"What's wrong?" Tsubasa asked.
"It's okay." MK's eyes were covered by her bangs again. "You wanna make me feel better, then let's get this back to an insanity story and finish this up." A small smile filled her lips.
Tsubasa shrugged. "Alright."
"GALAXY! GET OUT HERE SO WE CAN KICK BUTT! THAT'S WHAT I WANNA DO!" MK shouted.
Galaxy and Gingka reappeared.
"Where have you been?" Tsubasa asked.
"Right here." Gingka replied with a sweatdrop. "Galaxy wanted to see if you guys would kiss."
MK blushed and punched Galaxy's arm. "STOP IT!"
Galaxy rubbed her arm and pouted. "Dat hurted. Gingkie! Avenge meh!"
Gingka sweatdropped.
Red eyes appeared. "Aren't you forgetting about me?"
"Ryuga." MK looked at him. "We all know it's you. I told you Gingka would battle with you as much as you liked if you helped us...you can drop the act."
"DANG IT!" Ryuga smirked before looking at Gingka. "You own me some battles."
Gingka blinked. "Okay."
Galaxy giggled maniacally.
MK giggled too. "Let's finish this up cause I have a lot to edit now..."
Galaxy giggled. "Fourth wall breaking much? Careful, you'll create a paradox and then we'll have some Reapers to deal with."
"That's a Doctor Who joke, isn't it?" MK sighed. "I'm just starting that show. NO SPOILERS!" MK wacked Galaxy on the head with her scythe.
Galaxy pouted. "Yes, that's a Doctor Who reference." she groaned, rubbing her head.
"You know something..."
"Ehh?"
"I think Doji and Ziggy got away."
"We'll find them." Galaxy giggled.
MK pulled a laptop out of nowhere and started to type. "They're...still at the place...waiting for us?"
Galaxy blinked.
"I know right?!" MK resisted the urge to facepalm. "WHAT ARE THEY THINKING?!"
****MEANWHILE****
"Should we leave since they are gone?" Doji asks.
"But that will make them more mad." Ziggy said. "Galaxy threw me off a cliff last time. If we wait here...maybe they'll be nicer to us?"
"They're Bakas." Galaxy giggled, teleporting to the two.
"Hello." MK waved.
"Ah, feeling better?" Dr. Ziggurat asked. MK punched him to the moon.
"That helped."
Galaxy giggled and grabbed a large rocket out of nowhere. "Oh Doooojiiiii!"
Doji squealed a little as Galaxy called his name.
Galaxy snapped her fingers and tied Doji to the rocket with a sparkly jump rope. "Bye!" She giggled.
"You know...we can do this just because it's an insanity!" MK giggled.
"Yush!" Galaxy whooped, kicking the bottom of the rocket and causing it to take off. Gingka laughed at the authoress as she found herself caught in the fiery blast of her own rocket and was covered in soot.
MK giggled and then spot neon paint balls all over the room.
Galaxy blinked, looking down at her now black-spotted-with-neon-paint self. A tick mark appeared on her head, slowly growing bigger.
"Oops." MK giggled. She continued spraying the room with paint.
"She's gonna blow!" Gingka yelped, diving for cover behind Tsubasa.
MK and Galaxy continued their insanity till the early hours of the morning after many things had been done to the evil lair, you couldn't call it an evil lair anymore...
Galaxy, who was now a literal neon rainbow, looked around in satisfaction at the lair that she blended in with.
MK fell to the ground. "Now I'm tired..." She yawned.
Galaxy sat down, nodding. "Me too."
"I'm surprised you weren't tired hours earlier." Gingka sweatdropped, swiping paint off of them.
"Starshipping..." MK coughed as Gingka wiped paint off Galaxy's cheek. MK used her powers to make Gingka fall forward and give Galaxy a kiss on the lips.
Galaxy shrieked and fell over backwards, then disappeared.
MK giggled and stood again.
Gingka was beet red. Galaxy was hiding her face in her jacket and rocking back and forth.
MK giggled again at the fact that she had flustered Galaxy.
Galaxy raised her head slowly, shooting a heated glare at MK before slowly raising her fingers and snapping. Before the sound of her snap had faded, dozens of copies of Tsubasa were standing around in various outfits.
"AH!" MK squealed/screamed. "WHY YOU DO THIS?!"
A purely malicious grin appeared on Galaxy's face. "What goes around comes around." She said ominously.
MK squealed as she joined all the Tsubasas and danced around with them.
Galaxy giggled.
MK snapped her fingers and the disco ball appeared again. As Doji, Ziggy and all there workers were taken away, MK danced with the Tsubasas and Galaxy with Gingka.
Galaxy whooped and threw both arms straight up in the air, then wiggled her upper body back and forth, copying the Eleventh Doctor's bad dancing.
MK smiled as a tear fell down her cheek. Tsubasa wiped it away and kissed her on the lips.
"OTP FTW!" Galaxy shrieked, jumping up and down and clapping.
MK blushed as Tsubasa put his arm around her. Gingka put his arm around Galaxy.
Galaxy poked Gingka's cheek for lack of anything better to do in her current awkward situation.
MK leaned against Tsubasa with a smile. He kissed the top of her hair and the two disappeared.
"Bye readers! We're done here... GLITTER." Galaxy's eyes went wide before she poofed into said substance.
Me: AHHH! *bows* I'm so sorry I didn't get this up before! We finished this back in Feb and I'm just getting it up. *bangs head against desk* I'm a BAAKA!
To clear up somethings that happened here:
Haircutshipping: It's a joke among Nami, Galaxy, and me. At the end of January, I got a drastic haircut (13 inches donated) and it went from touching my lower back to barely touching my neck. It was…big. Lol. So the two of them started shipping me with Tsubasa (Who's one of my favorite characters anyway) because we both got haircuts…actually I think it was about the same length haircut…no, mine was a little shorter but that's still weird. O.o!
Me watching Doctor Who: NO! I HAVEN'T SEEN IT YET! I started to watch the first episode but I haven't gotten back to watching it yet. Sorry.
My breakdown: There was a lot going on for me during that time and reading back through this…I remember why I put this in here. It's personal problems but…*sighs*
Anywho, Thanks for reading you guys and again, sorry for getting this up like 2 months later. =P TTYL.