From the Notebook of Sirius Orion Black:
I repeat, what kind of name is ORION?!?!
I dunno.
Very smooth back there. With you spazzing and running in circles as if you were, I'm finding this next part hilarious, chasing your tail like a dog. I was the one who transfigured the notebook into a frog, which I may add, effectively hopped away so we could be excused.
I hope that jinx I just sent is effective.
Ooohh! Lollipops, rainbows, unicorns, fairies are my friends…
Eww, Remus you just drooled on me!
Pink, candy, fluffy boas-WAIT! What the hell am I thinking?
Good, I should tell Jamesiepoo that his new curse does work!
He made this up?
Yup!
Whoa. And don't ever say that word in my presence again.
What? Yup?
No! The other word!
What?
The word you said 8 lines from this line.
Wait…one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight…you don't want me to say Jamesiepoo?
Argh!! I thought I told you not to say that!
Okay…I think that curse also happens to have a side-effect, temporary insanity.
Pads, I gave up my sanity the day I met you guys.
Yeah, yeah, details. Anyways isn't my awesome idea great?
What idea Sirius?
The one that will get James and Lily together and ever!
The one that you didn't tell me about yet and sit back down Sirius, you're causing the poor innocent people in the library to gawk at your horrible attempts at singing.
…
Why the bloody hell are you singing anyways?
Be quiet, you're interrupting my solo!
You are messed up.
…
…
PADFOOT!
What?
What the hell is the idea anyways?
Oh? You want to know now? Well, too bad, you're not going to find out! So, nyah!
WHAT?!?!
That's right; you're going to have to beg for the plan!
You know what, I'm actually going to back away from you, you crazy person!
But…don't you want to find out what my awesomely great plan is?
No.
I'll tell Tina what happened…
Fine, I'll hear it, just don't Tina anything-please.
Okay. Now this is my plan: We're going to charm all the mistletoe at the Christmas Ball to follow Lily-flower around. I bet the boys are all going to try to free her from the spell, but this time, only Jamesiepoo-
DON"T SAY THAT!
Okay, okay, James will be the only person to be able to free Lady Lily from the horrible spell.
Is that every detail? Have you forgotten the time when you only told me part of a plan and we messed it up?
And James will have to kiss Lily on the mouth once for every charmed mistletoe we put over her head and we are going to be charming a LOT of mistletoe to follow Lily-flower. I think that's it.
You don't think at all-period.
I blow a big written raspberry at you.
I'm not going to ask, I'm not going to ask, I'm not going to ask.
Sooo, what do you think of my wicked plan?
Surprisingly enough, it seems okay. For now.
What do you mean?
I mean, right now, when it isn't being executed, it seems to be okay, but the second we carry it out, trouble will happen.
So? We'll just improvise. That's the Marauder's motto.
I thought it was All for one and one for pranks on slimy Slytherins.
That too.
CG: There. I hope you liked that part.
Remus: Why do I have to hear, or see, the word 'Jamesiepoo'?
CG: Cuz I wanna torture you.
Remus: groan
CG: Because of the reviews, I posted a second chapter and if I get even more reviews, there will be lots more! And I might even decide to post three chapters at once. hint hint.
Remus: If I were you, I'd just review.
CG: Thanks Remus! Bai for now peeps!