CG: YAY! Nine reviews! Goodie! Oh yeah, for this chapter, I couldn't think of how to put the entire thing in notebook format, so some of it will be plain story. Okay? Okay. Good.

Remus: You don't give them much choice do you?

CG: Nah. 'Sides, if they're reading it that must mean that they like me!!

Remus: And I thought James had a huge ego.

CG: James does have a huge ego.

Remus: But, I, but-

CG: hehehe. I'm sorry if you were expecting three chapters this time, but I demand 15 reviews before that happens. That's 15 total reviews. Thanks.

From the Notebook of Sirius Orion Black:

What kind of self respecting parent would name their poor defenseless child 'Orion'?

Do we have to go through this every single time Remus?

Yup.

Since when was your name Remus, Wormtail?

Never, but you still have to go through this every single time.

So, since Wormy here just answered for me, I'll just say that I just spotted a flaw in your so called 'brilliant, awesome' plan, how-

You forgot 'great'.

Fine. That just makes the flaw seem bigger then: how then hell are we going to charm all 50 mistletoes over Lily without her seeing us?! You know that this has to be done in a time-frame of 15 minutes while she's walking to the Great Hall after one of her patrols.

Damn. When you put it down on paper, it doesn't seem so trivial.

Do you even know what the word trivial means Padfoot?

Umm…

I didn't think so.

Nyah. So how are we going to do it?

…

Remus?

Sirius looked up from trying to get Remus's attention on paper to see Remus hiding under the table. This was weird, up until Sirius looked to his right.

"Hey! Watch where you're putting your hands!" shouted Tina Fey, Remus's long-time girlfriend, slapping one of the entranced boys she was walking by. She flipped her long black hair over her shoulders and walked towards Sirius and the cowering Remus.

"Hey Sirius, where's Remus?" Tina asked Sirius who was trying hard not to laugh. His pathetic attempts failed miserably, needless to say, and he burst out laughing. Tina grimaced at the sight of Sirius's spit flying all over her.

"Eww, Sirius, you got spit all over me!" Tina nearly puked at the globs of spit on her school robes. Under the table, Remus couldn't hold in his laughter any longer.

"Dejavu, anyone?" Remus snorted between words and crawled out from underneath the table. Tina raised an eyebrow at him.

"I'm probably going to regret asking, but why were you under the table?" Tina braced herself for the answer.

"I was hiding from Sirius's singing voice," replied Remus smoothly. Sirius gasped.

"How dare you?! My singing is wonderful!" Sirius then demonstrated his talent and scared away half the people in the library. The other half was cowering under the tables with their hands over their ears to try and block out the sound. Some of them were even knocked out, lying with a broken glass in their hands.

Remus and Tina winced and excused themselves in a hurry. Sirius stared after their retreating backs and shrugged.

"So, Wormtail, don't you think my voice-"Sirius started, but faltered at the sight of Wormtail's body huddled in a corner.

"Some people just don't appreciate talents," sniffed Sirius, hurt.

Back in the Boy's Dormitories:

So what are we going to do about that flaw?

Why are you asking me? It's your plan.

Ya, but you're the genius.

That's right, dump all the work on Remus when poor little Paddy can't handle it anymore.

Hey!

But I'm right.

Nyah.

Mature. Very mature.

So. The flaw.

I was thinking to put invisibility charms on all the mistletoe before charming them to follow Lily everywhere, you know, so she won't see them until we unveil them so James can see them.

I knew there was a reason why you're my friend; you can do all the thinking around here.

I thought it was to keep me from telling James that you stole his invisibility cloak in first year.

That too.

I'll have you know that I told him anyways.

WHAT?!?!

That was why you woke up as a girl a couple months back.

DIE!!!!

I'd rather not, you know.

I'll tell Tina…

You wouldn't!

Watch me:

Sirius stopped writing and raised his head.

"Oi! Tina, get you ass up here now!" Sirius shouted down the stairs. Second later a very red and angry Tina Fey ran up the stairs and shot a hex at Sirius's mouth. Sirius tried to talk, but all that came out of his mouth was hot sauce. Remus relaxed against his bed post and laughed at Sirius's face turn red and ran for the washroom.

"So, how long is that hex going to stay?" Remus pulled his girlfriend onto the bed and kissed her lightly on the tip of her nose.

"Until he wizens up a bit and stops trying to talk for 5 minutes," Tina giggled.

"So, in other words, that curse is going to stay like that forever," Remus chuckled.

"Yeah, something like that," Tina said before Remus kissed her and that soon turned out to be a full-blown snog session.

Sirius: Let's get out of here before CG has to change the rating.

CG: I'd rather not write that. And how'd you get the curse off?

Sirius: By listening to them talk and following instructions.

CG: …I think I need a doctor. I thought I just heard Sirius say something intelligent