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Sirius came out of the washroom where he had just finished washing his poor tortured mouth of the hot sauce, only to run back when he saw Tina and Remus making out on HIS bed. HIS BED!

"Oi! You know I sleep on that bed, try not to make it dirty!" shouted Sirius, sticking his head out from behind the bathroom door. He barely escaped from the hex Tina shot at him, the second he showed his face. Sirius crawled towards the mirror and looked at his reflection and screamed like a little girl.

Outside, Tina and Remus heard the scream and jumped up to check what was going on in there. They were greeted by the sight of Sirius curled up on the cold bathroom floor, sucking on his thumb and hiding his face in his lap. Tina looked at Remus, who just shrugged.

"Hey, Sirius, are you okay?" Tina gently shook Sirius, who wailed dramatically. Remus stuffed his fist in his mouth to keep from laughing. Sirius looked up at Remus and pouted.

"Hey! You'd cry too if you found out that you got a pimple on your face!" cried Sirius indignantly. Tina backtracked a bit.

"Wait, wait a second, you mean, you screamed like a girl because you found out that you have a PIMPLE on your face?" spluttered Tina disbelievingly. Sirius nodded. Tina fainted in shock.

From the Notebook of Sirius Orion Black:

Who names-

Yeah, yeah, who names their poor innocent baby Orion, whatever, let's just skip that crap okay?

Fine. Let's discuss the plan. There's what we've got so far: we have 2 hours until the Christmas Ball. Lily is currently on patrols in the dungeons. We need to get down to the Great Hall and round up all the mistletoe. Then we need to charm them to be invisible, so we can put them over Lily's head, then we need to find a charm to allow only James near Lily to free her from the spell.

I don't like how it looks so complicated on paper.

Too bad. Stop bawling. Now, let's get down to that Hall, because we got 2 minutes to get there and 3 to round up all the mistletoe before anyone comes in.

Kay.

Sirius and Remus raced down the staircases and out of the common room. They skidded to a stop inches from the fancy French doors of the Great Hall. Just as they slipped inside, Remus grabbed Sirius's arm.

"Damn it," Remus swore and dragged Sirius into a corner. Sirius stared, appalled. Then he regained his senses to ask what had happened.

"What happened?" Sirius asked.

"Keep your voice down," Remus whispered and pushed Sirius into a corner.

"I'm sorry, Remus but I just don't feel that way about you," Sirius pulled his arm free of Remus's grasp, but Remus grabbed it again and shushed him.

"I have no clue what you're talking about, but you were about to get caught by McGonagall," Remus motioned towards the tall intimidating professor. He turned back to Sirius.

"So, what were you saying about not feeling that way about me?" Remus asked. Sirius blushed and waved it off.

"Oh, nothing, nothing, it was NOTHING!" Sirius panicked. Remus blinked.

"Okayy, sure, let's just pretend this never happened," Remus said slowly. He peeked out of the corner and saw that McGonagall had left the Hall. He waved Sirius over and pointed towards the enchanted mistletoe over their heads.

"Kay, you take those on that side of the Hall, and I'll take the ones on this side," Remus pushed Sirius towards the Slytherins' side of the hall while he sauntered over to their own side. Obviously, Sirius wasn't very pleased. Okay, he wasn't pleased at all. OKAY, ALRIGHT, HE WAS VERY PISSED, happy; you got the truth out of me. Meanies. Anyways, Sirius charmed all of his mistletoe to go into a small box, then stomped angrily over to where Remus was getting ready to put the invisibility charm over the captured mistletoe.

"Gosh, Dumbledore sure made this mistletoe aggressive!" grunted Remus as he struggled to get his last mistletoe into his box.

"Why did I have to go to the slimy Slytherins' side of the Hall?" pouted Sirius. Remus gave him a look and shoved the crazy Christmas plant into the box with the others.

"Okay, now that we got all the mistletoe rounded up, the spell to make them invisible isinvisioccaeco," said Remus, demonstrating on his mistletoe filled box. There was a flash of silver light, and then when Sirius could open his eyes, the mistletoe in the box were gone, but when he put his hand in to check if they were still there, he felt a bite on his hand and jumped back.

"Boy, you weren't kidding when you said they were aggressive! Okay, here goes," Sirius closed his eyes and muttered the spell at the general direction of his box. Key words here, general direction. He felt the light sting his eyes again and when he blinked them open for the second time, his mistletoe was still very visible, and Remus was nowhere in sight.

"Remus! Where are-" Sirius called frantically, waving his hands around and he felt something block his hand. He turned to see his hand trying to push aside something he couldn't see. This just happened to be next to his box of mistletoe. And just happened to have a mouth and a voice that sounded like Remus's.

"You moron!" came the voice of Remus. Sirius cringed. This wasn't going as he had planned it to.