CG: YES! Guess what? Well, you should already know is you're reading this. I snuck onto my labtop today while they were making dinner and I posted this! I might have time later on to try it again, but no promises. I do my best. MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!
Remus cleared his throat and glared at Sirius. Or, at least, Sirius thought he was glaring at him, he couldn't really tell because Remus had just been turned invisible. By him. Gulp. This was not good.
"What was the first thing I taught you, Sirius?" said Remus, still very invisible. Sirius chuckled nervously and backed away slowly from where he thought Remus was. Well, he thought wrong. Because he backed INTO Remus, who was standing behind him.
"That you should never close your eyes when performing a spell?" Sirius grinned weakly as he saw a wand being lifted by an invisible hand and focused on the space between Sirius's eyes.
Sirius kept a close eye on the oncoming wand. Suddenly Remus bursted out laughing.
"What?" asked Sirius, confusedly, taking his eyes off the offending stick, to look around blindly for Remus, who, if you still remember, is STILL invisible.
"You just went cross-eyed!" laughed out Remus and he clutched his side in an attempt to ease the stitch in his side. A tall shadow was suddenly cast over them. Remus's laughter stopped and he turned his (invisible) head to see…
"Professor Dumbledore!" gasped Sirius. This was quite understandable if you saw your Headmaster in a fluffy red and green boa. Which is what Dumbledore happened to wear. Remus kept silent, with a great idea for a prank that would make Sirius seem like a crazy lunatic. For the record, Sirius just happened to be a crazy lunatic, but, never mind.
Sirius flashed one of his most charming smiles at the Headmaster that usually got him out of trouble. Dumbledore's blue eyes twinkled merrily from behind his half moon glasses.
"Talking to ourselves now, are we, Mr. Black?" chuckled Dumbledore, knowing full well that Remus had been turned invisible. Sirius turned red again and groaned mentally.
"No, I was just talking to Remus here," he said, waving it the general direction of where he thought the unseen Remus was. Dumbledore played dumb and pretended to not know a thing about what had happened.
"I'm afraid I don't see anyone here except for myself and you Mr. Black, speaking of which, I would love to know why you have a box full of mistletoe and another box next to it, while the Hall seems to be emptied of it's Christmassy decorations?" asked Dumbledore. Sirius shrunk a bit and debated in his mind whether or not to tell him the truth, or make up a lie. He decided to go with the lie.
From the Notebook of Sirius Orion Black:
Yeah, skip the bullshit about my middle name-that was bloody horrible.
I thought it was amusing in the Great hall actually.
Yeah, you would.
I can't believe that you tried to convince Dumbledore that you were in the mistletoe stealing Mafia.
Shut up. It was the best I could come up with under the circumstances.
Okay. Who are you and what have you done to the normally idiotic and oblivious Padfoot?
I am Padfoot. And HEY! What do you mean by normally idiotic and oblivious?
I'm just stating the truth, Sirius.
That is so not the truth!
Is too!
Is not!
Is too!
Is not!
Too!
Not!
Too!
No-
Will you two just shut up?!? And if you are going to have a written conversation, try not to also talk?
Sheesh Wormtail, are you sure you aren't pregnant? You knwo, with all those mood swings and all?
You're getting off topic. Besides, Pads, you don't use long words like circumstances correctly and spell it right either.
I resent that!
Well, at least we got the mistletoe over Lily's head without her noticing.
Now all we got to do is take off the spell right before the ball.
You make it sound easy.
It is easy.
Oh yeah? How?
Simple; you go down the common room stairs-
While avoiding the mobs of people.
Walk through the corridors-
And escaping from the girls who still don't have a date for the dance and want us.
Going down the staircases-
And trying not to get caught on the stairs that always move at the wrong time.
Finding Lily-
While trying to look over the crowd of people.
Shut up. You're making it seem hard when I'm trying to make it seem very simple.
That was my intention.
That was not nice.
Too bad.
Meanie!
Let's get going again so we can take off the spell.
We got to run, or else we will never find Lily in the crowds of people.
Wow, Sirius, you amaze me with your intelligence. If it weren't for the fact that I was to one who said that earlier!
Well, let's go anyways. Lily will be hidden among the mobs soon!
There's something that we have access to called the Marauder's Map.
Oh. Right I knew that.
Right…
So.
So what?
So, where's the map?
How about in James's trunk, where he always keeps it?
Sheesh. Just one slip up.
One, my ass.
Rather not, thank you very much.
You are sick minded.
You wound me with your words.
Good.
Hey! Where's his trunk?
If you'll stand up, you'll see it.
Oh.
…
OMG! Snape is in the girl's washroom! I wanna go there!
You can't be serious, that's sick!
Of course I'm Sirius! I always Sirius!
Never mind.
Let's go and use this in the girl's washroom already!
Do you really want to get hexed into next year?
Forget I said anything.
You should wear a shirt with that phrase.
Ah, shaddup. Oh, and by the way, Snape really is in the girls washroom. Seems like allthe girls are running around in circles and are running out of the washroom at full speed.
Seriously? Let me see.
See. Look there.
That's just plain gross.
CG: You guys are the BEST!
Remus: What did we do anyways?
Sirius: Shut up. Just smile and take the compliment.
CG: You reviewers are totally awesome!
Sirius: What? You mean it's not about me?
CG: It's never about you.
Sirius: I think that just killed my ego.
Remus: Good job CG, keep on doing it.
CG: I will. Reviews please!
CG: Oh yes, I just wanted to tell you guys that even though I keep on changing my penname, I'll just use CG in my profile and author's notes. I'm changing my penname to whatever mood I'm in that day, okay? Thanks and merry Christmas again.