Tenchi: I'm sorry if I didn't post as many chapters as you expected. I can't give you any other excuse except for the fact that I've got writer's block and wayyyy too many stories to finish. So here is what I did get finished. You can expect at least two more chapters in the next week or so because it's MARCH BREAK! Isn't this awesome? Continue reading and ignore me.
Disclaimer: Don't own James, or any other Harry Potter character. All of them belong to J K Rowling. Ain't that sad?
From the Notebook of Sirius Orion Black:
We need to get to the third floor corridor because that's where Lily is.
…
Sirius! Stop drooling!
…
Sigh. Can you please stop gawking at me like that?
Sorry, it's just that…
What?
You didn't make a wise crack about my middle name.
Do you want me to?
Nah.
Good, now can we go back to business? I'm going to stop writing in this thing.
Remus threw down his battered quill and sat down on his bed, across from Sirius.
"Okay, if we get there five minutes from now, then we'll have 3 minutes to charm all the mistletoe back and put on the other charm. Sirius, remember to get James and a whole other bunch of boys at the end of that corridor," Remus said, pointing to various parts of the map.
Sirius nodded. Remus raised an eyebrow.
"Are you sure you understand?" Remus asked dryly. Sirius pretended to look shocked and clasped his hand to his chest, feigning hurt.
"How can you ask such a thing?!" Sirius sobbed loudly. Remus grinned evilly; this was his department, as Charms were James's department, and loafing was Sirius's.
"Like this; you open your mouth, and using the muscles in your mouth and throat, you make noises and form them into words. Like this: are you sure you understand?" Remus said slowly, as if talking to a two year old and went back to studying the Marauder's map.
Since it was Sirius who he was talking to, he might as well have been talking to a two year old.
Remus heard a noise and looked up to see Sirius tearing apart James's trunk.
"What are you bloody doing?!?" Remus asked loudly. Sirius looked up from his rampage.
"Looking for James's cloak," Sirius answered as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. Remus rolled his eyes and stood up from his bed and strolled over to James's bed and picked up a large shimmering piece of fabric.
"Could this possibly be what you're looking for, Padfoot?" Remus asked sarcastically, tossing the offending cloak into Sirius's face. Sirius, being a second too late, was blinded and stumbled backwards into James's insanely large trunk.
He fell in with a muffled thump, and with a resounding clunk, the lid locked. Remus, who was on his way to the bathroom, turned at the sound and saw no Padfoot killing the room.
"Padfoot?!" Remus called, and was answered by a muffled voice that seemed to be coming from…James's trunk?
DUN DUN DUN DUUUNNNNN
Tenchi: If I were a mean and evil author, I'd just leave you guys here at this mini cliffy. But since I'm not, continue on.
Remus cautiously stepped forwards, taking his wand out, if necessary, and unlocked the trunk. Suddenly a wand was flung so close at his face, that Remus could've sworn that it was up his nose for the briefest of moments.
Remus opened an eye slowly and saw Sirius looking pathetically hilarious, one foot in the trunk and the other stuck under James's bed, and waving his wand at Remus. Remus blinked and used his wand to slowly lower Sirius's pointing stick thingy.
"I don't really want to find out the answer to this, but what the heck were you doing in James's trunk?" Remus asked slowly. Sirius blinked and shrugged his shoulders.
Remus backed away and tripped over the mess that Sirius had made, while trying to find the cloak which was right in front of him. He just so happened to be positioned in front of his own open trunk and he fell in backwards, his foot hitting the lid, thus, closing the trunk.
Sirius snapped his fingers with realization.
"That's why I was in the trunk!" Remus could hear from inside his cramped trunk. Eww. It smelled disgusting; he's going to have to clean it out after this fiasco was over with.
After Sirius had finally figured out how to open Remus's trunk, and they both struggled to get Remus out of said trunk, they grabbed the invisibility cloak and the Marauder's map, and raced out of the boy's dormitories.
"Finally, we can start on phase three of our plan!" grumbled Remus. Then he smiled.
"But at least everything is going right so far!" He spoke too soon. Sirius caught sight of a pretty Ravenclaw, stumbled, and pushed Remus and himself onto a moving staircase.
Which was going away from where Lily was.
Which was towards the dungeons.
Which was were Snape and Malfoy was.
Which was not part of their plan.
Which was definitelyNOT good.
Tenchi: Remeber to review! Or flame. But only flame if you really think its horrible. But it'll be your fault if you hear on the news that I commited suicide because my reviewers were too mean. Also, try and guess what will happen next. A lollipop to the closest guesser!