I Could Neurotoxin That

by Floof The Fabulous

A parody of "I Could Pee on This (And Other Poems by Cats) by Francesco Marciuliano, done in the style of Portal characters we all know and love. Because we all know cats love to sit and judge us just like GLaDOS does ;P

2. I Shine My Optic

I Shine My Optic

-GLaDOS

I shine my optic in your eyes

I shine it in your eyes again

I hear guilty people are startled easily by loud noises-

[Insert foghorn noise here]

Oh you're up? Time to test