I Could Neurotoxin That

by Floof The Fabulous

A parody of "I Could Pee on This (And Other Poems by Cats) by Francesco Marciuliano, done in the style of Portal characters we all know and love. Because we all know cats love to sit and judge us just like GLaDOS does ;P

3. Off The Rail

Off the Rail

-Wheatley

CATCH ME CATCH ME CATCH ME

CATCH ME CATCH ME CATCH ME

CATCH ME CATCH ME CATCH ME

CATCH ME CATCH ME CATCH ME

CATCH ME CATCH M-

Oh, uh, hello

I did not expect an answer

I did not expect a rescue

I did not expect Her to wake up

so very soon

So, um, goodbye