I Could Neurotoxin That

by Floof The Fabulous

A parody of "I Could Pee on This (And Other Poems by Cats) by Francesco Marciuliano, done in the style of Portal characters we all know and love. Because we all know cats love to sit and judge us just like GLaDOS does ;P

4. Who Is That In My Facility?

A.N. What if Chell brought SHODAN to Aperture? Sheer and utter crack, I know...

Who Is That In My Facility?

-GLaDOS

There's another A.I. in my facility

One I've never seen

A much more annoying A.I.

You seem to know her name

You accidentally called me by her name

Right in front of the turrets

And your best friend, the companion cube

I've never been so humiliated

I may never love again