One Day
-Wheatley
One day great words I shall talk
One day on legs I shall walk
One day your books I shall read
One day I shall dress in your finest tweed
And on that day when I talk and walk
When I know the facts
and look stunning in slacks
When I am your equal
and not under your command
I shall stride right up and fully demand,
"Uh, look… I know I've been monstrous to you,
But could you consider not killing me, please?"