I Could Neurotoxin That

by Floof The Fabulous

A parody of "I Could Pee on This (And Other Poems by Cats) by Francesco Marciuliano, done in the style of Portal characters we all know and love. Because we all know cats love to sit and judge us just like GLaDOS does ;P

9. Busy, Busy

Busy, Busy

-GLaDOS

It's 8 AM and time to scheme

It's 10 AM and time to plot

It's noon and time to plan

It's 3 PM and time for intrigue

It's 6 PM and time to conspire

It's midnight and time to strategize

It's 4 AM and time to hang upside-down from the ceiling of the A.I. chamber

singing opera to myself