I Could Neurotoxin That

by Floof The Fabulous

A parody of "I Could Pee on This (And Other Poems by Cats) by Francesco Marciuliano, done in the style of Portal characters we all know and love. Because we all know cats love to sit and judge us just like GLaDOS does ;P

12. No Hard Feelings

No Hard Feelings

-Turret

I'm sorry I shot at you in the corridor

I'm sorry I shot at you on the platform

I'm sorry I shot at you on the stairs

I'm sorry I shot at you on the catwalk

I'm sorry I shot at you around the corner

I'm sorry I shot at you in that blind alley

But GLaDOS paid me five grand to kill you