I Could Neurotoxin That

by Floof The Fabulous

A parody of "I Could Pee on This (And Other Poems by Cats) by Francesco Marciuliano, done in the style of Portal characters we all know and love. Because we all know cats love to sit and judge us just like GLaDOS does ;P

15. Testing Euphoria

Testing Euphoria

-GLaDOS

In all of Aperture

I am the Queen

I rule the test chambers

I reign over the automations

So kneel before me

I said, come to me

Uh, listen to me

How about just a test then?

One simple course

I'm not picky

Can you at least start with picking that cube up

and putting it on the button?

Can you at least do that?

Oh

Oh yes

You serve your Queen well