Hello everyone how's it going
It's been awhile I know, a couple of months since I uploaded this story and have yet to updated. I apologize for taking so long with this, haven't been able to keep my concentration on this story
Well anyways, I made this chapter all about Sarge, from his random comments, to his calls, checks, folds and even his Theme along with the special eliminations that come along with it. He will also have conversations with the characters, this by all means doesn't qualify for the other character's chapters, they will have their own conversations with him in their own way.
Sarge random comments
"Ever get the feeling we're being watched all the time. No, just me, alright"
"This reminds me of a time where I bet my life when I was captured by the enemy. I had shit cards but thankfully the cyanide I put in their drinks worked perfectly"
"Did I leave the door to the base unlocked again, wait we don't have doors"
"*Snore* ah uh what?! Oh, fell asleep"
"I just wish Grif was dead~, put a bullet in his head~"
Sarge's drink
Mad Moxxi brings a tray with various drinks on it and walks over to Sarge's part of the table
Moxxi places down a highball glass of 'sex on the beach' cocktail
"Thank you kindly" Sarge said as put a straw in the drink and took a drink from a port in his mask
Sarge winning the hand (Good hand)
"Of course I win"
"Hehehe, didn't think I had that did ya"
"I feel like dropping some sick beats for some reason"
"That in the military is what we call, an unadulterated beat down"
Sarge winning the hand (Bad hand)
"I can't believe I won with that hand, that's like Grif not being a failure"
"How the bloody hell did I win?!"
"Honestly, either you guys suck or I'm the luckiest man alive"
Sarge losing the hand
". . . Well shit"
"Dammit, I blame Grif for this"
"Where did you get those cards, did you steal them. If so tell me where"
"I feel like shooting something"
"Where's my shotgun"
"Oh the humility"
Sarge Betting
"I raise"
"Time to raise the roof. . Do people still say that?"
"Just like Church's chances of being team killed, I raise"
"Seeing as everyone else is raising, I ca-Raise, ha you thought I was going to say call didn't ya"
Sarge Call
"I call"
"Well seeing as that what we're doing, call"
"Well the only reasonable thing to do is, call"
"*Grumble* Call"
Sarge Check
"Check"
"Checkaroo"
"Checking like Simmons checks our supplies, endlessly"
Sarge Fold
"I fold"
"Dammit, got nothing"
"These cards are shit, did Grif cut the deck"
"I feel like I'm seeing Déjà vu"
"I'm not giving up, this is just a strategic retreat"
Sarge going all in
"Consarn it! I'm all in"
"hehehehehehe, huh? Oh! I'm all in"
"Hm~ What would my men do in this situation. . . Ah screw it, all in"
"Lady luck is on my side you vagrants"
Conversations
Sarge and Lelouch
"So, you're a prince" Sarge asked the rebellion leader
"Actually I denounced my position when I was a kid" Lelouch replied calmly
"Why in the sam hell would you do that for? Think of the money and opportunity to build a robot army" Sarge asked while slamming his hand against the table
"Technically we have a robot army. Just in the shape of giant mechanical constructs called Knightmares that people can operate inside of them" Lelouch stated as Sarge stared at him quietly
". . . . Do they come in red" Sarge asked hopefully
"I know of one but I don't think she would like it if you took her Knightmare" Lelouch said slowly
"Nonsense, the woman probably wouldn't even notice" Sarge said waving him off
"You say that but that girl cares more about her Knightmare than other people so don't be shocked if she pulls out a gun if you try to take it" Lelouch said dryly with a small smirk
"Oo~ Feisty" Sarge said intrigued
"She's underage" Lelouch deadpanned
"And like that I'm ending this conversation" Sarge said as they turned back to the their cards
Sarge and Lelouch 2
"So in your world Britannia kicked America's ass huh" Sarge asked in a dry tone
"I wouldn't word it like that but yes. We kicked your ass" Lelouch said bluntly as Lelouch could tell behind the helmet Sarge's brow was twitching
"Your country cheated didn't they" Sarge demanded hotly
"In a way, yes. We bribed Benjamin Franklin into helping us" Lelouch explained calmly
"That dirty traitor!" Sarge shouted in rage before slamming his fist on the table causing everyone to jump in their seats "Once I finish my time machine I'm going to strangle that bastard" Sarge shouted before he paused in thought ". . . But not before I abort Grif" Sarge explained calmly
"Uh~ you do know that it's my history and not yours right?" Lelouch inquired calmly
". . . Right. . Ah well I guess I could just use the machine to go back and kill Grif. Still a win win" Sarge said while humming to himself as Lelouch stared at the red soldier
". . . You're building a time machine?" Lelouch asked unsure what to make of that comment
"Yep, I already had my robot companion Lopez build my holographic testing room, so I might as well get started on my next idea. Time travel, oh~ the possibilities" Sarge said maniacally with a chuckle
Lelouch stared at the chuckling Sargent before shaking his head as he didn't want to be part of this conversation anymore and went back to his cards as Sarge did the same when he noticed the conversation was over
Sarge and Kumagawa
"So, Kumasawa" Sarge began
"Kumagawa" Kumagawa corrected
"Kukawawa?" Sarge tried again
"Kumagawa"
"Kurapika"
"No and I actually like that character"
"Sosocasa"
"Now you're making up words"
"Buso renkin?"
"Its Kumagawa and that's from Shonen jump" Kumagawa deadpanned
"Little asian boy" Sarge finally said as the smile on Kumagawa's face twitched as he held up a giant screw and was ready to end the red Sargent
". . . . . So, Kumagawa" Sarge said nervously as the rage in Kumagawa's peaceful looking face instantly disappeared as did the screw as the smile returned to its usual carefree standard
"Yes~" Kumagawa said in a sickening sweet voice
"Um. . Never mind" Sarge said nervously as he went back to his cards
Sarge and Kumagawa 2
"So you're from Japan" Sarge inquired of the schoolboy
"Ye~s" Kumagawa answered cheerfully
"How does it feel to be part of a nation that lost against the superiority of America" Sarge said proudly as Kumagawa stared at him with a blank look before his face turned into a menacing twisted smile as he snapped his fingers
"Care to repeat that" Kumagawa said confidently
"How does it feel to be part of a nation that won against the stupid Americans and their idiotic government" Sarge said in a heavy Japanese accent ". . . Wait. . That doesn't seem right?" Sarge said as his head hurts a bit
Glados came down at that moment "Misogi it is against the laws of the foundation of this pocket dimension that you cannot change the history of another world" Glados stated calmly
"Fine" Kumagawa said calmly as he waved his hand uncaringly
"Testing one, two" Sarge said as his voice was back in his original accent "Hey my voice is back to normal. . . What were we talking about again" Sarge asked as he doesn't remember the conversation they had
"Oh just that you were going to hug your subordinates when you get back" Kumagawa said in a happy voice while he was holding back an diabolical smirk
"Oh that's right! I can't wait to get back home and give each one of them a big hug, especially Grif. . . . Why do I feel like killing myself" Sarge asked monotone like
Kumagawa just went back to his cards with a snicker as Sarge scratched his helmet before shrugging as he went back to his cards as well
Sarge and Mustang
"So Mustang" Sarge began
"Please call me Roy" Mustang interjected
"Nah, Roy is such a sissy name if you ask me" Sarge pointed out
"Sissy?! Roy is a very strong name" Mustang complained
"No it isn't, it sounds like someone rolling their r's well calling someone. R'oi, R'oi. See it sounds weird" Sarge pointed out as Mustang's brow twitched
"You know what, forget it. What is it that you wanted to ask" Roy asked irritably
"I wanted to know if your military keeps a standard supply of orange juice for your men" Sarge asked simply as orange juice proved to be a useful medical option, proven time and again
"Why would you even ask. . You know what, I don't want to know" Mustang stated dryly as he went back to his cards as Sarge shrugged and went back to his cards as well
Sarge and Mustang 2
"If you must be insistent about my name, what's yours then" Mustang all but demanded
"That's confidential and no one will ever no, no one but my diary" Sarge said as Mustang gave him a deadpan look before looking up
". . .Glados, what is his name" Mustang asked as Glados lowered itself
"That information is unknown" Glados stated to Mustang's shock
"But this place is the epicenter of our worlds, surely someone knows his name" Mustang complained as he heard Sarge chuckle
"No one but my diary" Sarge repeated with a high pitch chuckle as Mustang stared at him dryly
"I'm sure one of your subordinates know your name" Mustang said confidently
"Sorry but I don't know sir" Simmons called out from the second floor
"Why would I want to know his name?" Grif stated dryly from the same place
"I thought his name was Sarge?" Donut said confused
"Si usted desea saber su nombre acaba de poner en la frase de activación , el diario El código de activación" (If you wish to know his name just put in the activation phrase, Activation code diary)
Mustang stared at the color subordinates that were on the second floor with a dry gaze "God dammit"
"Hehehe, its good to know that I have a certain advantage over people who try to guess my name" Sarge said happily
"¿Qué ventaja? Lo único que tiene es su nombre y que es-" (What advantage? The only thing you have is your name and it's-)
"Hehe, good one Lopez" Sarge said misinterpreting Lopez
"Ugh, dios mío" Lopez groaned shaking his mechanical head as Sarge just laughed again while Mustang looked completely confused as he decided not know as he shook his head and went back to the game
Sarge and Glados
"So Gladdy, who built you exactly?" Sarge asked as Glados lowered its head down from the ceiling
"I have no know records who built me. I don't know why but that makes sad for some reason. . . . . And don't call me Gladdy" Glados explained calmly before snapping at him
"Really? Shame I would've liked to shake their hand as a fellow roboticist" Sarge said proudly at his own tiltle
"You build a robots?" Glados inquired
"Yep, good ol' Lopez is a fine companion whenever I want to rant about something and he always make these funny one liners hehe" Sarge said proudly with a chuckle
"Esos no son los trazadores de líneas maldito idiota, sólo me construiste con un idioma que nadie entiende aquí en absoluto" (Those aren't one liners you damn idiot, you just built me with a language no one here understands at all) Lopez replied back from the second story
"Good one Lopez" Sarge responded cheerfully to his mechanical sla-. . companion who sighed and went off to the side
Glados stared at the mechanical being before returning her gaze to Sarge ". . . I'm sure I could come up with a witty retort for this but for my nonliving existence I can't think of one" Glados stated as she went back up into the ceiling as Sarge shrugged at her response and went back to the game
Sarge and Glados 2
"Hey, Glados" Sarge called out as Glados came down
"What is it?" Glados asked calmly
"You have two mechanical helpers that help you out with tests, correct?" Sarge inquired
"Yes, they are useful in some regards" Glados stated calmly
"Really, I wanted to know if I could borrow them for awhile" Sarge asked of the mechanical construct
"What on earth could you possibly need those two for?" Glados inquired
"Well I have some tests that I need some help with, hehehe" Sarge said with a chuckle as Glados just stared at him
". . . . Does it involve putting harm into another living being" Glados asked after a moment of silence
"Maybe~" Sarge said with a so-so gesture
". . . . Be sure to record the data and give me a copy when you returned" Glados stated calmly
"Will do" Sarge said quickly as Glados retreated back to the ceiling as Sarge went back to his cards
Sarge Elimination
"The player wins the hand, Sarge is out of the tournament" Glados stated as it lowered itself from the ceiling
"Well shit, now I know what Grif feels like" Sarge said with a shake of his head
"An inadequate member of society?" Glados asked
"That and a failure" Sarge said getting up and walking over to the bar
Sarge Elimination 2
"The player wins the hand, Sarge has eliminated from the tournament" Glados stated
"Well shit, I was going to use the money to build an orphanage" Sarge said sadly
"Really?!" Lelouch asked
"Hell naw, I was going to build a death laser see how massive the death radius is" Sarge said ecstatically before getting up and walking over the the bar
Sarge Elimination 3
"The player wins the hand, Sarge has eliminated from the tournament" Glados stated
"I honestly didn't expect this to happen" Sarge mused as Glados lowered itself from the ceiling
"How did you see this happening?" Glados inquired
"I imagined I lose a game where I was taken captive and tortured where the only way out is to win a poker game. . . . . *Sniff* Reminds me of my training days" Sarge said with a sniffle as he wiped an imaginary tear from his face plate as Glados just stared at him before returning to the ceiling as Sarge got up and went to the bar
Sarge Elimination 4
"The player wins the hand, Sarge has been eliminated from the tournament" Glados stated
"I'm not eliminated from the tournament, the only way that'll happen is over my dead corpse!" Sarge shouted as he let out a war cry while pulling out his shotgun as Kumagawa pulled out a screw, Lelouch pulled out a silenced pistol and Mustang put on his glove about to snap his fingers
"None of you have ammo and your attacks won't be able to harm others" Glados stated as it lowered itself from the ceiling to stare at each individual who looked at each other and put their weapons away
"Well there goes the fun of going out in a blaze of glory" Sarge grumbled as he slung the shotgun on his shoulder and went over to the bar
Sarge's bounty challenge and RvB theme room
The entire room was of a futuristic feel, metal walls with glowing red lights humming in the walls. The stage however was made of stone with tufts of grass and dirt on it. It also had Mongoose on the stage next to the mic. Moxxi's bar was in the same design as the walls while the alcohol looked liked fusion cores.. The poker table was also metallic with red lights lining the edge. The felt was red with the center a blue crosshair. Sarge also had a bow tie and several medals on chest
"Swanky" Sarge mused when he saw the new interior as everyone, excluding him, put down some money
"Uh Sargent, do you have the money?" Winslow came up to Sarge as the red soldier didn't place down any money
"Sorry but I wasted it all trying to make a new poison. The most it did was give the person explosive diarrhea" Sarge stated with a shrug
"I was stuck on the goddamn toilet for nearly six hours!" Grif shouted from his spot on the second
"Shut it dirt bag!" Sarge shouted back to his subordinate
"Um~" Winslow murmured
"Huh? Oh right" Sarge said remembering he needed to pay "If I lose" Sarge said as he reached down and pulled out a pair of keys "You get my warthog" Sarge said placing the keys on the table
"Ah the M12 LRV, what a magnificent ride if I do say so myself" Winslow said before staring at the player "Whoever wins the tournament will take the vehicle as a prize!" Winslow stated ecstatically as the tournament began
Character elimination (Special) Kumagawa
"The player wins the hand, Kumagawa is eliminated from the tournament" Winslow announced
"Oh well, I am a loser after all" Kumagawa was about to stand up before his seat retracted into the ground as a Grav lift replaced it. Kumagawa fell onto the Grav lift and was sent flying towards the stage
"Whohoo~!" Kumagawa exclaimed ecstatically before hitting the wall of the stage face first. His body slowly slid down from the impact spot before popping off the wall and back onto the ground. Kumagawa got up with nary a scratched as he dusted himself off before walking over to the bar
Character elimination (Special) Lelouch
"The player wins the hand, Lelouch is eliminated from the tournament" Winslow announced
"Seems I underestimated you" Lelouch grumbled before his seat retracted into the floor and a Grav lift replaced it. Lelouch was soon flying through the air screaming madly before landing in some crates in the corner of the room
Groaning from the impact Lelouch slowly picked himself up from the crates and hobbled over to the table booth on the side before falling unconscious as his head fell down onto the table with a thump
Character Elimination (Special) Mustang
"The player wins the hand, Mustang is eliminated from the tournament" Winslow announced
"Well this isn't going to end well" Mustang said dryly as his chair was replaced with a Grav lift as he was sent straight up. Mustang flailed in the air before landing on the metal tables in the background. The table didn't break under his weight as he simply bounced off the table and fell onto the ground.
Mustang held back a hiss of pain as he used the table as leverage as he picked himself up. He then walked over to the bar and sits down on the other side of it from Kumagawa before ordering a drink
Sarge wins the tournament and takes back his bounty
"Sarge has won the hand, Sarge is the last person remaining" Winslow stated
"Yahtzee! Take that ya loser, how does it feel being on Grif's level" Sarge insulted as he tossed the keys in the air before catching them
Sarge loses the tournament and his bounty
"Dagnabbit! You win, I must admit you are a crafty one" Sarge said pulling out his keys "Here you go, just like I promise" Sarge said tossing the keys to the player
"Sarge what were you thinking betting our ride!" Simmons exclaimed hysterically as he came up to Sarge
"Oh come now Simmons, that's the point of gambling, making stupid bets and regretting it later" Sarge said waving his subordinate off
"He's right you know" Grif said with a giant slurpee in hand
"Besides we still have the spare. I'll drive" Sarge said getting up
"Shotgun" Simmons said first
"Shotgun" Grif said a moment after "Fuck" Grif said losing the spot to Simmons
"Shotgun's lap" Donut called out
"Fuck" Simmons said as they walked away from the table. The scene soon panned out to the side with Lopez standing on the side
"¿Qué soy yo, peso muerto? (What am I, dead weight?)" Lopez said to himself before following the others
There you have it, I hoped you all enjoyed this odd little chapter I made. Next will be Kumagawa's. . . . Don't expect me to update soon
Well anyways, please leave a comment, review, Pm and I'll see you all later.