"Shrek is love. Shrek is life."
-God
Cubi floated down the hallway to his 6th period class, dancing b/c he had just found out that there was homecoming coming up in a couple months! He totally wanted to be the Homecoming Meme or Queen. But first, he needed to become the most popular gir-erm, the most popular meme in school. He knew just who to ask for advice about this. He'd spend his time skipping sixth period, the same period I said he was floating off to, but instead he headed off to the bathrooms.
He went to the bathroom but instead of finding the people he was looking for he found a guy with a weird lookin piece of hair stickinging up on his head that was not pointed at a natural angle screaming, looking at a blue haired girl who had a knife in her stomach and was covered in a pink substance. No one noticed him however as he just kinda hovered there wondering what kinda drugs he was on. Suddenly a smiling, black and white toy-looking bear popped in front of him, shouting "Get out of here! Can't you feel the despair? This is a private moment!" it said as he turned around and laughed as the weird hair guy fainted. "This is going on my youtube channel!" it said. Cubi left because he felt rlly weirded out and decided he might come back later to see if that shit stopped hitting the fan.
So he decided to enter the girls bathrooms because obviously there were gender specific bathrooms and he didn't rlly know why the people he was looking for would be in the boys bathroom, perhaps the author felt like living up to her username and try to confuse the fuck out of the two people reading this. Minus the moe of course. No one can be as kawaii as me.
So Cubi went into the girl's bathroom, feeling no guilt at all b/c he's neither a mademoiselle or a dudefella. And there he found Brittney Mathews, Trisha Cap-whatever, and MaKenzie Zales all being their cheerlealeading selves. He decided that was also not who he was looking for and left the room.
So the author decided to pull another fuckup and add a gender neutral bathroom into this story, which is where our story stops having ten second cameos and has instead a cameo that should last until this chapter ends, but who knows, this is unbeta'd and I'm not taking the time to actually go and change things.
Inside the gender neutral bathroom was not a bathroom (surprise!), but instead a tent. it there was funky sounding sitar music playin and it was kinda foggy looking from all the incense that was burning. And the person sitting in the midst of all this was none other than...Chihiro Fujisaki!
"What the hell are you doing, you motherfucker?" he asked, wearing some sick ass shades and a weed hanging from his mouth as he played Danganronpa on the computer in his lap. He wore a T-shirt that said super high school level fuck you programmer on it. No one cares tho. "I was just about to find out who murdered me!"
"State." He replied simply. "State state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state state stATE STATE STATE STATE STATE STATE STATE STATE STATE STATE STATE STATE STATE STATE STATE STATE STATE STATE STATE STATE STATE STATE STATE STATE STATE STATESTATE STATE STATE STATE STATE STATE STATE STATE STATE STATE STATE STATE STATE STATE STATE STATE STATE STATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATESTATE-" His head then proceeded to blow up. All was left was his arms, legs, and his dream to become a meme.
ding bong dong bing
The monitor of Chihiro's computer screen cut to black, and he started to complain, while Monobear's little classy photo of him drinking some red liquid out of a wine glass showed up. "A body has been discovered!" it exclaimed. "After a certain amount of time, which you may use however you like, a class trial will begin!" it then went back to Chihiro's DR game. He shrugged. "I didn't do it." and then continued the second trial.
Thanks senpai for fucking spamming me