"I have arrived!" Cubi announced as he waltzed into gym class. Sure, he skipped his 6th period, but no one cares, because he's not Hagakure.
"Who the fuck are you?" Teto asked the now "human" Cubi.
"Who the fuck are you?" He retorted, taking his seat on the bleachers as all the len fangirls whispered around him.
Ritsu snapped his pencil. "Oh no, we are not doing this again. Ever again," Ritsu added, breaking the fourth wall. Even though we probably will. "Answer the fucking question or perish under my missiles."
"I'm Cubi." Cubi leaned back on the bleachers. He was so happy to be human.
"No seriously, who are you?" Ritsu was getting p impatient.
"I said I'm Cubi."
"Cubi is a fucking cube thing about yay high and ye wide." Teto said, everyone completely ignoring how much Teto cursed in this chapter even though it was against the author's headcanon. She held up her hands in those kinda motions when you explain how big and wide something is.
"But I am!" and everyone went along because I'm very tired.
Suddenly!...An announcement came on!
"will cubi plz report 2 the office plz." A voice said in comic sans. Oh what little Cubi knew about what would happen in the next chapter.
2 be continued maybe