PLEASE DON't HURT ME I GOT MY FIRST FOLLOWER ON HERE THAT WASN'T INFLUENCED BY SENPAI
I'M sORRY

Cubei was totes nervous b/c he was gonna go to the principal 's office! :o

So anyway he was walkin down the halls and being a little bitch when suddenly random plot twist happened and he was no longer walking down the halls and instead he was warped to the principal's in a magical plot device called a time skip because I should stop starting my chapters with "Cubi was walking down the halls."

So there he was in the principal's office, just sittin there, being a little bitch, did I mention that already, I don't give two shits, the principal's back turned away from him, handsome face obscured. Cubi had heard a lot of rumors about the principal, no one had actually seen their face, so they could probably be anything. They could probably even be a meme!

"cubi do u kno y ur here" The voice in comic sans said.

Cubi sweated nervously. "No, principal-senpai." He coughed out, using the word senpai out of context. He's really ooc in this but who gives a shit.

"well cubi u need some extra diddlyhoos so u can graduate l8ter in life b/c random need of putting u in the work force yeah" The voice was very convincing, even in comic sans. Please be convinced.

"Work force...?" Cubi asked because he's a total dumb shit.

"ye cubi the work force" The voice said because I'm trying to hit that 1,500 word limit that I have.

"But sir I'm probably not even old enough to have a job I don't even have a set age-"

"doesn't matter" The principal said. "starting this evening u will be working at flitza hut" Flitza Hut was used because of copyright laws that actually don't apply here.

"Flitza Hut...?"

"ye, flitza hut. no buts. u have to go to ur job b/c that's how it works in this fanfiction"

"Okay." And Cubi didn't question it because that's how it works in this fanfiction.

So there Cubi was, standing outside the gates of Flitza Hut like a week later. It was tall and looked a lot like Hope's Peak academy. Except it didn't. Because it's a pizza restaurant. Their catchy slogan was "Welcome to Flitza Hut! We sell Flitzas!" In all actuality, it wasn't very catchy, but then again, I'm not even trying at this point anymore. I have only like two people who actually keep up with this trash.

"So this is the famous Flitza Hut..." Cubi murmured. He was kinda posed like Naegi at the beginning of DR when he was looking up at Hope's Peak. He even kinda looked like Naegi. Except not really.

He waltz right into the fine eating establishment, not caring, and proudly told the generic faceless woman at the counter, "I'm here for my job!"

The woman just simply flipped the paper of her magazine she was reading, and said, "Please go put on your uniform. You do this every day, Cubi."

"Alright!" He proudly proclaimed and marched back to put on his apron and Flitza Hut hat.

"Cubi," The generic woman at the counter said. Her voice sounded kinda like Kirigiri's abridged voice. "You have to have a work partner now because this is a fanfiction even though you've been at this job for a week." Meanwhile the author cried because this story is falling apart.

"A partner?" Cubi asked. He was so pumped because he could probably score someone cool with his luck. "What's their name?"

Unfortunately, his luck was shit. "Ah...Namine Ritsu, I think it was."

I wrote 600+ does that count for something senpai