The next day at school, everyone was so hyped up about Cubi's good job as a pizza delivery guy.

Not really 'cause he's a loser and no one actually remembers him.

Instead they were talking about Miku's party which Cubi had delivered pizza to. Miku was a cool chick and people actually remember her sometimes. Who are we kidding.

So Cubi was not noticed because he's not senpai.

"Why don't you enlist the help of the all-mighty school shaman?" Yukari asked him.

"Who's that?" Cubi replied.

"You know, that one guy? With the hair?" she waved her hands around her head to empathize the point.

"Ah yes I remember him." Cubi said, even though we've never actually introduced him. "We should go talk to that guy."

So Cubi and Yukari walked like that episode of spongebob that was nothing but in of the words of the pirate fanboy guy that I can't remember the name (Patchy the Pirate I think?) "a bunch of cheap walk cycles." They walked into the bathroom. Which bathroom? The gender neutral chibi thing bathroom of course. In there was Chihiro Fujisaki. He was wearing another pair of shades and a t-shirt said "Wanted-Ur number" on it. He also wore balck ripped skinn jeanz that had 666 on it in red die (geddit). this fic asol turnd in2 My Immortal.

Anyway, so Cubi said, "Oh mighty high schooler, please tell me the location of the all-mighty school shaman."

"Okay but first you need to put these t shirts on." Chihiro gave them ugly Christmas sweaters. They were like red. They also cost like 122 bucks on Tomadachi Life like they are absolute shit why would I pay that much for a sweater. I have like twelve on there.

"Why do we have to wear these?" Yukari asked as they put them on over their clothes.

"Because I need these for my Christmas greetings cards." Chihiro said taking a picture with them who had also suddenly put on a sweater. He was going to photoshop it later to say Greetings from Dashcon! and put them all in the ball pit from Dashcon so he could send it to Junko to get back at her for trying to kill Alter Ego and make her feel despair b/c she didn't get invited to the most despair inducing event in history.

Chihiro turned back to them. "So now we need to hold hands and gather around my laptop as I summon the all mighty school shaman." And so they did.

"I feel like we're summoning the devil." Yukari said and this fic was suddenly pumped full of Hetalia references.

"Even worse," Said Chihiro and suddenly his voice went really deep. "Oh dear school shaman, may you come and do the thing!" he said, clicking the skype icon for the the school shaman. Suddenly on the computer screen appeared Gundham Tanaka. Oh u were expecting Hagakure? no one cares about him.

"Greetings, I am Gundham Tanaka." He said, probably in character. "What is it you seek, insects?"

"I'm actually not sure." Cubi said. "Uh, can u tell me, will I become a meme?"

"Hmph, is that all you need my great talent for?" Gundham asked. "Let me consult my four dark devas." This story was apparently a talentswap as he pulled not one, but four magic 8 balls from his scarf. Would that mean he had a magic 32 ball? "DARK DEVAS, TELL ME THE FUTURE!" He shouted. He shook the table they were sitting on.

"They all say "The future is uncertain." Gundham said. "This is my farewell because the author is lazy." The author cried meanwhile because this story is trash and this is the end of the chapter.