Forgive me, kohai, but this needed to happen.
-the Mastermind.
So there was Cubi, walking down the hallways of Flitza Hut and approached the generic faceless lady at the counter whom was reading a magazine, not even paying attention to the angry line of Spongebob Customers in front of her.
"I'm here for my job!" He announced through copy and paste from that one chapter. The generic faceless lady didn't give any shits and flipped her magazine of Meme Monthly, Len-kun on the front in a "Draw Me Like One Of Your French Girls" pose. This made Cubi really mad, like 10 mad. He, whom worked himself up to be the not meme he was now with his own Urban Dictionary entry, I'm not lying, look up "Cubi" on there, was furious that Len-kun was a meme. Damn u, Len-kun.
"I don't care," The generic faceless lady said in her Kirigiri abridged voice, "now you have to deliver all these flitzas to some fucking moron. Look the flitzas have magically poofed into my hand. The customer is waiting out back. Now leave and hopefully these customers will kill me." So Cubi took the flitzas and went out back to see nothing but a dumpster with a bunch of flies floatin around it. Cubi raised an eyebrow and opened the lid. A heavenly light flashed out of it and an angel chorus was sung from the heavens. Inside was... Komaeda!
"Ey, yo, it's the season of giving, Cubi Brown." He said, blowing a giant smoke ring into Cubi's face from his pipe. U see, he was smoking hope. He reached up and took the flitzas from Cubi and then slammed the lid. Cubi opened it up to get his money and then saw that no one was there! Whatever. Now that he was done with his 5 minute job,he could go home and play Pokememe. Then Cubi turned around and saw that... Flitza Hut was on fire!
"This is a load of barnacles!" He screamed, actually using a meme for once in this surprisingly not-meme filled fanfiction, and then dashed around to the front to see a bunch of little meme shit weeaboo fangirls crying and screaming like the little meme shit weeaboo fangirls they were, because Len-kun was trapped in Flitza Hut! Yes, there was Len-kun, sitting casually in a window as the building burnt. All the little weeaboo shit meme girls were crying over Len-kun.
"Len-kun r u okay?" One little meme shit weeaboo fangirl yelled.
"We'll save you, Len-kun!" Another cried.
"Len-kun, burn in the depths of meme hell." Cubi muttered, thinking of Len-kun gaining fame on Tumblr. Then one of the little weeaboo shit meme girls turned around to face Cuubey.
"Excus u, Len-kun is the closest thing to God and u need to save him!" She said.
"Everyone knows that God is Chuck Norris. It's common outdated Meme 101 knowledge." He stated, acting like he actually learned something in the two classes Meme School had to offer. "And I'm not saving that dank meme."
"If u don't then this fanfiction will be seen by Yohio and Sartika." The weeaboo little shit meme girl said. The author and Cubi both didn't want that to happen so Cubi dashed inside of the burning building, seeing the generic faceless lady casually reading among the flames, and then went up the stairs to see Len-kun filing his nails.
"What the hell are you doing, idiot? Get out!" Cubi yelled.
"Ye, but tell me this, what... is the answer to number 7?" Len-kun stated while a Metal Gear Rising soundtrack played over the dramatic scene.
"We're not answering any que-" Cubi caught himself. "Oh, my God. I can't believe I fell for that."
"I hear you want to be the meme sempai, and I can't allow that. Memes are fleeting and worthless things that come and go, but I, Len Kagameme, am eternal. My memelihood cannot be overrun by some... B list meme." He spat.
"But aren't you a B list meme?" Cubi asked, remembering what the author slapped down in one of the earlier chapters.
"I'm not a meme, I'm THE meme. And I'm going to win the place of Prom Meme and become the ultimate Meme. Not even low memetards like Reddit can take me down." He then stood up in his spot from the window. "I must depart now. My future as the Meme King awaits." And then he jumped out of the window into a net that the little meme shit weeaboo fangirls constructed while this author spat out so much text. Cubi just stood there in the flames, pissed because this fanfiction sucks that Len-kun had the nerve to call him a b list meme. That was it. He had to become a meme just to show the world that he, Cubi, was even more of a meme than the damnation of Len Kagameme.