Cubi was totes pumped for Memeversity. He was like 10 pumped. So when the bus passed nearby Flurger King, he knew that they were going the wrong way. Memeversity was actually just right past the nearest FlickDonalds. He shed a single tear.
Then someone stood up and shouted out the bus window, "There he is!" It was ... COOL CAT! Cubi gasped. It was his favorite meme! The one meme he truly looked up to. Even tho he was like very new.
"Hi everybody! I'm Cool Cat!" Cool Cat shouted. And then they passed him because they never stopped the bus. Cubi shed a tear again. And Cubi heard a voice behind him.
"I want Cubi to Nyoom." The voice said. He turned around... But there was no one there! He was too lazy to look at the seat behind him. So he just kind of turned back to the window, thinking about Cool Cat. Who doesn't think about Cool Cat? The author bathes to Cool Cat. Seriously. She just gets the boxes of DVD's and puts them in a bathtub, and sits there.
And then he heard the voice again. "What did you just say about me? I'll have you know that I graduated at the top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved with numerous secret raids on Al-Queada, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but a target..." It said again. He turned around and looked at the seat behind him. It was Perchu, the wanna be meme! Cubi started at him.
"Don't you even say it." Perchu said.
"Aren't u the Moreos guy?"
"Shit." And the rest was censored due to censorship laws in the US. Pls let me move to Canada. Pls donate to .org
The bus suddenly stopped. "Here we are kids." The bus driver stood up. Someone shouted GAAAAAAAAAAAY but everyone ignored it. It was Izuru Kamakura with a fan blowing through his hair. Finally the Madoka Magica theme from chapter 1 stopped.
"Hello I am ur bus driver. I am loved by talent, so I am also a bus driver. The SHSL bus driver." The fan whipped his hair back and forth. The fan whipped his hair back and fan whipped his hair back and fan whipped his hair back and fan whipped his hair back and forth. Okay, that's enough of that.
"Nyoom." Said Perchu back there.
"Please get off this damn bus now." Izuru said. So they all exited the bus and entered a giant field. Like a giant field of grass. There was a couple flowers in there, thrown into the mix. Flubi was so confuzzled.
"What the heck." He said.
"Nyoom." Perchu replied. "Photosynthesize your worries into strength."
They stood there for 5 seconds before Izuru shouted at them, "Get on the damn bus we're leaving." Cubi walked sadly back onto the bus.
"What kind of field trip was that?" He asked. Miku, who we didn't even include into this chapter, who we all know is the main character of this story, said, "Well, this is a field trip."
