Weeks passed and it was now time for midterms. This story has gone on so long that we need some semblance of time in this place. Cubi was excited like usual. He got all D's on his report card. That means he got the D. Finally.

So as he was walking down the halls, he was stopped by Yuzuki Yukari.

"Stop." She said. Thank you, Yuzuki, for saying what I said. "Cubi, don't you know that there's a school assembly that we have in a few minutes?"

"No?" Cubi said. He shed a tear.

"Come on, Cubi." She said. She grabbed his hand, how romantic. They ran. That's it. That's the chapter. They just ran. I love to run.

No, they actually ran to the assembly. The meme principal was there in the middle of the gym turned around so no one could see his face. Yuzuki and Cubi quietly sat down. She never let go of Cubi's hand.

"in other news," the principal said, "we have the votes in 4 hte nominees 4 prom meme & queen." he cleared his throat. "the nominess for prom queen r... miku, miku, sakura miku, yakane miku, miku dark, miku light, ah, then we have rin kagamine, gumi-"

The auditorium crowd stood up and clapped proudly as everyone looked upon the beautiful face of Gumi. She was sitting on her usual forklift because she was too fat to get up. She weighted several tons. And it showed. She shoved a cupcake into her mouth and waved.

"eheeem. yes. then we have namine ritsu, barney the dinosaur, gakupo, aaaaaaand yuzuki yukari!"

Everyone clapped for the beautiful girls who would hopefully win prom queen.

"moving on we have hte prom memes. kaito, akaito, taito, kaiko, geico, and then we have ritsu namine, komaeda, dio brando, Len-kun, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand" the principal sama looked at his smudged hand, "cube."

Cubi shed a tear. "Dangit. I thought that it was me." Yukari nudged him.

"That is you, Cubi!"

"o." Cubi said. He cheered. "I'm going to be prom meme!"

"Yea right." Ritsu said behind him. "It's meme. I've already won three times in a row, or how many times it was."

Anyway the principal cleared his throat once again. "now its time for our vice president of the school to give his inaugural speech." Then Perchu walked up to the podium and straightened his tie. He gave off like a really long pause and then spoke tru words of wisdom.

"Nyoom." He said. Immediately the crowd burst into tears and applauded him. Someone walked up to him, handing him a dozen roses with a card that said "aren't you the moreos guy."

"Nyoom." He said once more. And he walked off stage. The principal rolled back over there.

"now its time 4 wat this assemblys rlly abt." He said. "Pls welcome our guest speaker, cool cat."

Cool Cat walked in. Cubi cried tears of joy. Cool Cat waved.

"Hi everybody! I'm Cool Cat! And I'm here to talk about bullying! Bullying isn't cool! And I'm here to stop bullying because I love aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall the memes! Except for the fat and friendless memes."

"Dat me." Cubi said. He looked like that forever alone meme. Suddenly, a dank meme burst through ceiling. It was... Johnathan Lovecraft!

"Damn cliche children's stalker!" He yelled out loud, cape blowing in the breeze. He then ran up to Cool Cat and kicked some sand from a random sandbox into his face.

"He kicked sand into my face!" Cool Cat yelled back. Suddenly the Kid Kicked Sand in Cool Cat's Face played as Johnathan lunged onto Cool Cat and began wrasling him to the ground. All the meme students began buying popcorn to watch the fight and taking bets. Cubi bet on Cool Cat. After all, Cool Cat is his favorite meme.

The principal sama blasted them both with the force of the 420. "thats what u can do when ur a kool meme." He said. Everyone applauded. "thats hte end of the assembli. now leave me out of this tasteless fancition." And this is da end of hte chapta. Done.

Johnathan Lovecraft is property of Squiggles senpai. U can read her story on her account.