So Cubi heard that the next day, there was going to be a pep rally! yay. He was like really excited and everything. He hoped it was about being a meme. Suddenly this author decided to spite her Creative Writing teacher and give some character development to Cubi. So she made him a wangsty little shit.

"I'll never be prom meme now. Who am I kidding? I'm just like other girls!" He said, crying. He wished he was Hatsune Miku, who was popular or Gumi, who was likable and got free food, and was the idol of chubby chasers everywhere. Heck, he'd even settle for V Flower. At least people debated her gender. "I'm nothing!"

"What's the matter, Cubi sama?" Ruko Yokune said out of nowhere, stepping from the shadows.

"Where did you come from?" Cubi said, sniffling.

"I came out of the shadows to tell you to stop." Ruko said, putting a yaoi hand on Cubi's shoulder.

"Where did you get that?" Cubi said, pointing at the hand.

"I stole it, but that's not important. What is important is what's in here." Ruko pointed at Cubi's heart.

"In my heart?" Cubi asked.

"Actually, in your arteries."

"But I don't have those."

"Okay, in your SD card, which, by the way, holds DMMD on it. That's why ur so gay." Cubi was offended.

"Hey just because I was listen to Boys Who Cry doesn't mean I'm gay."

"It's not about that Cubi. It's about that your heart is literally gay. Now come on, Cubi, it's time for our," she paused, "pep rally."

"Pep rally for what?"

"U'll see." Cubi and Ruko made their way to the gym and Cubi sat down. The pep rally started. Perchu walked up to the podium.

"Nyoom. I mean, welcome, Meme Hell. Thanks for coming to our pepe rally."

"Our what?" Cubi said as everyone burst into applause. Suddenly the Pepe mascot, the rare Pepe mascot, came into the gym, waving his frog arms.

A weeaboo shit meme girl said, "My snild (snail child)."

No 1 had told cubi about this. He was confused. He stood up

"Rare pepe isnt a good meme!" He shouted. "I'm better than any meme we could celebrate in this school!" to prove his point, he ripped off the costume head of the rare pepe mascot. Everyone gasped. Underneath was Cool Cat!

"Cool Cat?" Cubi asked, then shook his head. "this can't be right. You're my favorite meme, so you must be..." he ripped off Cool Cat's mascot head. This time no one gasped, for everyone knew who was underneath the mascot head. It was Len Kagamine!

"wat." Cubi said. Everyone started booing and yelling at him.

"How dare you touch Len kun!"

"How could you!"

"Why?!"

"My leg! Myyy leg!"

Cubi was very confused at why everyone was yelling at him, until Ruko grabbed his arm and pulled him out of the gym.

"What did I do?" Cubi asked.

"Well Cubi," Ruko started calmly. "Everyone loves Len right?"

"Except for me." Cubi said.

"Yes, except for you. Well, you see, Len is secretly a furry, and everyone, because they love him so much, supports him. They support him so much, the let him wear his fursona at school. Len is secretly Cool Cat."

"But...but..." Cubi's heart could be heard shattering. Or that's what he thought, in actuality in the other gym there was a Jewish wedding going on and people where throwing plates on the floors. "that's... That's my favorite meme..."

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