REPLIES TO REVEIWS:
Tina – I'll never die! Never! Never never never never never never! NEVEEEER!
Symonybaloney – XD THanksssssss. But you never know, some random kit with a name like that MIGHT just pop up somewhere… dun dun duuun. And yes, here's another chapter XD
Blossomstripe – I shall! In about three point one four one five nine two six five three five nine seconds. Meheheh
"I name you Berrystumpytail because of your tail AHAHAHA!" Bramblestar announced.
"AHAHAH!" Graystripe laughed.
"AHAHAH!" Sandstorm laughed.
"AHAHAH!" Daisy laughed.
"You're just a big fat Meany-head." Berrystumpytail grumbled. Daisy burst into tears.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" Poppyfrost laughed. Berrystumpytail attacked her.
"Bramblestar!" She shrieked.
"Ok ok, you can be Berrynose." Bramblestar woofed.
"Hey everybody, Brambleystar shouldn't be leader!" Foxleap meowed, in a slightly awesome way.
"ITS BRAMBLESTAR!" Shrieked Brambleystar.
"I vote Snowkit as the new leader!" Amberkit meowed.
"Me too." Said Snowkit, and Dewkit. Lilykit and Seedkit nodded.
"Everyone in honour of Snowkit being leader mew 'Pie.'" Sorreltail howled.
"Pie." Said Piekit.
"PIE!" Said Tenniskit.
"Pie!" Said Boringkit. All the kits said pie, and there were so many kits Snowkit became leader.
"Let's go to the moonstone now!" Jayno-eyes meowed. So they went to the moonstone and Snowkit got his nine lives and became Snowstar. Suddenly a dark gray limo appeared to take them back to ThunderClan camp.
"Ewwww." Snowstar meowed, "Yucky colour."
"RIGHT I HAVE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH YOU BEING MEAN ABOUT MY FUR COLOUR!" Jayno-eyes said and killed Snowstar eight times. So Snowstar became Snowkit again and Brambleystar kept being leader.
"MY NAME IS BRAAMBLESTAR!" Bramblestar tweeted.
"Pfft I don't care." Said LionblazeFoxleap. "I want Lionblaze to be leader cause he's awesome. All in favour of Lionblaze being leader say 'Pie'." Everyone was silent, and you could hear it when Squirrelflight dropped a pin.
"BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEP!" Could be heard from the warriors den. Ferncloud sprouted 406 new legs and covered the kits ears.
"Fine, Firestar can be leader." LionblazeFoxleap grumbled.
"Yaaaaaaaaay." Said Sandtsorm and Graystripe.
"Yaaaaaaaaaaay!" Said Spottedleaf. Sandstorm attacked her.
"Ladies, ladies, stop fighting please. I know I'm amaz-" Spottedleaf and Sandstorm attacked Firestar.
"BRAMBLEYSTAR, YOU SAID WE WERERENAMING THE CLAN!" Came a very deep voice. Everyone looked round to see where the cat was, but then they realized Ferncloud had had another kit who said it.
"Who are you?" Brambleystar asked.
"Blossomkit." She said, her voice suddenly sweet and kit-like.
"Then we shall be BlossomClan!" he announced. "And you can be leader."
"Ok." She meowed. Jayno-eyes took her to get her nine lives, and they went in a pink limo, so he didn't kill her eight times.
"Let's go to the gathering." She said.
"But its half-moon." Freakishlyscarykit said.
"EEK!" Blossomstar screamed, "THAT'S FREAKISHLY SCARY!"
"Not to worry, I'll text everyone." Ivypool texted all the clans to go to a gathering.
"Hey, Ivypool, let's have kits." Said Toadstep.
"Ok." Ivypool said and she had five kits, Lucykit, Susankit, Peterkit, Edmundkit and Narniakit.
"Hey, Ivypool, let's have kits." Said Foxleap.
"Ok." Said Ivypool, and she had some more kits, Edwardkit, Jacobkit, Bellakit, and Bananakit.
"Hey, Ivypool, lets-" But Bumblestripe didn't finish, because Dovewing attacked him.
"Ok, let's go to the gathering!" Blossomstar meowed, and they all zapped away, and zipped into the gathering place. Blackstar, Mistystar and Onestar weren't sitting on the tree, instead some other kits were.
"I'm Chipstar, leader of ShadowClan!" A yellow one said. Everyone cheered.
"I'm Fluffystar, leader of WindClan." A pink one said. Everyone cheered.
"I'm Bathtubstar, leader of RiverClan." Said a blue one. Everyone except Muddykit cheered.
"And I'm Blossomstar, leader of BlossomClan. You may know us as ThunderClan." Everyone was silent.
"WHAT?" Screamed Breezepelt, "A leader can't have a name like that! It's too normal!" Everyone attacked him.
"LETS HAVE A COMPETITION!" Bananakit screamed.
"Who are you?" Heathertail asked.
"Here's a list of all BlossomClan kits." Muddykit meowed. He passed out a list, but no one could read it because of the mud. Cleankit handed out another one for everyone.
1) Happykit
2) Sadkit
3) Prettykit
4) Freakishlyscarykit
5) Smileykit
6) Frownykit
7) Basketballkit
8) Soccerkit
9) Tenniskit
10) Netballkit
11) Waterkit
12) Polokit
13) 123kit
14) ABCkit
15) Do-re-mekit
16) Piekit
17) Sillykit
18) Meowkit
19) Funnykit
20) Boringkit
21) Thekit
22) Lionblazeisawesomekit
23) Foxleapiscoolkit
24) Bumblestripeisepickit
25) Snowblazewillappearsoonkit
26) Toothbrushkit
27) Hairbrushkit
28) Lawnkit
29) Fluffypinkunicornsdancingonr ainbowskit
30) Graykit
31) Bananakit
32) Muddykit
33) Cleankit
34) Edwardkit
35) Bellakit
36) Jacobkit
37) Twilightkit
38) Midnightkit
39) Sunrisekit
40) Sunsetkit
41) Lollykit
42) Lucykit
43) Susankit
44) Edmundkit
45) Peterkit
46) Narniakit
47) Schoolkit
Everyone read the list.
"EVERYONE IN THE FIRST THIRTY WERE BORN OVER THREE HOURS AGO, SO THEY CAN ALL BE APPRENTICES!" Blossomstar screamed. The first 30 kits cheered. The last 17 cried, died, and resurrected.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" A witch cackled. Everyone looked up into the sky.
"That's horrifying!" Kinkfur screamed.
"That's terrible!" Ashfoot cried.
"That's ugly!" Blossomstar yowled.
"That's my mother!" Snowkit yelled. But next to him was another Snowkit. There were two Snowkit's, one with amber eyes, and one with blue!
"First of all, you were carried off by a hawk, how are you here?" Firestar and Graystripe bellowed, "And secondly, YOU'RE DEAF! YOU CAN'T HEAR US!"
"Liar, liar, tail's on fire!" Snowkit with the blue eyes meowed. Anyways, the horrifying, terrible, ugly cat who was Snowkit 's (with the blue eye's) mother, jumped down from the sky.
"My name is Speckletail." She said in an old granny voice. Then suddenly she turned into a young she-cat who was very pretty, and beautiful, and perfect and blah-de-blah. Millie attacked Graystripe as soon as he looked at her. Graystripe came back to life, and killed Millie. Blossomstar lost a life. Lionblaze, Foxleap and Bumblestripe became even more awesome. Silverstream had four kits named Featherkit, Stormkit, Mistykit and Stonekit. Piepaw (he became Piepaw, remember?) ate a pie. Molepaw stared at Snowkit (amber eyes), Dewkit, Amberkit, Lilykit and Seedkit in confusion while he thought about something.
Everyone was silent. For a long, long time...
"WHY ARE THERE FOUR HOUR OLD APPRENTICES, WHEN SNOWKIT AND DEWKIT AND LILYKIT AND SEEDKIT AND AMBERKIT DON'T HAVE APPRENTICE NAMES?" Molepaw suddenly screamed. Everyone looked round to try and see the little girl who yelled, but they couldn't find her. Then they realized Molepaw must have swallowed a voice changer pill.
"You're right, Moley!" Blossomstar said, "Okay, you five are apprentices. And cause you reminded me of that, and cause you're one of LionblazeFoxleap's top ten, you get to be a warrior! You can be… Moletopsyturny." Everyone cheered.
"Oh, and Breezepelt shall now be known as BreezeHOWDAREYOUHATELIONBLAZ E." Fluffystar announced.
"I have a complaint about ThunderClan!" Bathtubstar screamed, "Muddykit must be deleted!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO!" ThunderClan screamed.
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!" Bathtubstar and Cleankit screamed. Arainbow coloured cat came down from the sky and pressed the 'Del' button on the top right hand corner of her netbook. But then she realized readers would get confused, so she clicked 'ctrl, Z'.
"But-" Bathtubstar started.
"NOBODY DEFIES LIONBLAZEFOXLEAP, LEADER AND RULER OF AWESOMENESS!" The cat thundered. She sat there, thinking for a moment.
"Actually, I'm gunna come down and become the new leader of ThunderClan. And I'll bring Tigerstar back too. Hmm… But he can be called Tigerfluffiness, and he can be as sweet as Poppyfrost." Poppyfrost was stamping on Berrynose's head because he looked at Speckletail. "As sweet as Amberpaw." Amberpaw was eating Dewpaw's head. This carried on for a while, until FoxleapLionblaze had to settle on as sweet as Jayno-eyes, who was screaming his head off at Willowshine, because she'd said Harry Potter should have pink hair.
"Miss LionblazeFoxleapstar?" A little voice asked. It was Snowkit (with his big blue eyes and miraculously hearing ears)
"NEVER CALL ME MISS AGAIN! AND MY NAME IS AWESOMESTAR!" Lionbla- Awesomestar screamed.
"Ok." Snowkit said, "Awesomestar, I'm the same age as Brambleystar. Shouldn't I be a warrior?"
"Ok." Awesomestar said, "You can be known as Snowblaze BECAUSE THAT'S LIONBLAZE's LAST NAME!" Then suddenly Blossomstar killed Awesomestar.
"I'm leader." She meowed happily. Then she looked at her clan. "Happypaw, Sadpaw, Prettypaw, Freakishlyscarypaw, Smileypaw, Frownypaw, Basketballpaw, Soccerpaw, Tennispaw, Netballpaw, Watepaw, Polopaw, 123paw, ABCpaw, Do-re-mepaw, Piepaw, Sillypaw, Meowpaw, Funnypaw, Boringpaw, Thepaw, Lionblazeisawesomepaw, Foxleapiscoolpaw, Bumblestripeisepicpaw, Snowblazewillappearsoonpaw, Toothbrushpaw, Hairbrushpaw, Lawnpaw, Fluffypinkunicornsdancingonr ainbowspaw, Graypaw, Molepaw, Cherrypaw, Amberpaw, Dewpaw and Snowpaw don't have mentors. Their mentors will be some cats from ThunderClan SLASH BlossomClan, or random cats from StarClan. Here they are: Lionblaze, Lionhead, Lionheart, Lionfur, Lionface, Lionpotatoes, Lionhellothere, Buyme, Buyhim, Buyher, Buythem, Tigerstar, Tiggerstar Tigerfluffiness, Snowblaze, Snowfeather, Snowpotatoes, Lionfeather, jayblaze, Lionleaf, Jayleaf, , Hollyblaze, Hollystorm, Hollyfeather, Hollysausage, Doyouwantpie, Icecloud, Icehouse, Igloobrain, Mousebananas, Buffyvampireslayer, Harrypotter, Ronweasley, Lunalovegood, Mafaldahopkirk, Cloudtail, Isveryold, DoyouseewhatIsee. Okay I'm tired now." Then she fell asleep. So did everyone else except Reedwhisker of RiverClan, who threw a bomb at Mistystar which exploded and killed her. Then he fell asleep too.
Just as I write this, I heard a weird grumbling/growling sound from outside my bedroom window. Just thought I should share that…