"More kits." Announced Ferncloud. Everyone gathered around the six new kits; Kitkit, Catkit, Dogkit, Puppykit, Kittenkit, and Kittykit.
"Let's announce it at the gathering!" Said a voice and a rainbow coloured cat fell for the sky.
"Awesomestar!" Lionblaze said, his eye's big rainbow hearts. Cinderheart attacked him, but Lionblaze couldn't get hurt cause he's super awesome like that.
"I'm awesome too." Said Foxleap.
"And I'm the leader, not Awesomestar!" Blossomstar meowed. Everyone shrugged.
"All in favour of Awesomestar being leader say 'Pie'!" Lionblaze said.
"Pie!" Foxleap meowed.
"Pie!" Bumblestripe mewed.
"Pie?" Piepaw asked.
"Pie!" Snowblaze and Snowpaw said.
"PIE!" Cloudtail and Graystripe screamed. They looked around, "Where?" Awesomestar made lots of pies appear, which made everyone say 'Pie'.
"I'm the leader now." She said. "And soon I'll be the leader of all the four clans, and the tribe, and SkyClan MUHAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAW!"
"Yaaaaaaaay!" All the kits squealed.
"Let's go to a gathering." Edwarkit meowed.
"Okay." Said Ivypool, already on her phone texting everyone. Then a white limo appeared driven by Billystorm and his son Harrykit and it took them to the Gathering place. Bathtubstar, Chipstar and Fluffystar were sitting on the branches of the tree, so Awesomestar flew up to the very top and hovered above it.
"I shall now be the leader of you all HAHAHAHAHAH!" She cackled. Everyone was silent.
"Kay." BreezeHOWDAREYOUHATELIONBLAZ E shrugged after seven point six two minutes.
"I have six new kits!" Ferncloud told everyone. Then she had another one, "Wait no, seven. I'll call you Pikit."
"Pi equals three point one four one five nine two six five three five…" Everyone watched in silence as Pikit meowed six thousand, eight hundred and nine digits of Pi.
"EPIC!" Dustpelt screamed, "GO PIKIT! WOOOO! OH YEAH!" Everyone stared at Dustpelt.
"Pikit, you're so awesome you can be an apprentice. You are now Pipaw!. Oh and all those mentors Blossomstar named yesterday? They aren't your mentors anymore guys. You all share one mentor; Berrynose!" Awesomestar announced. All the apprentice stared at her open mouthed, while Berrynose did a victory dance.
"BERRYNOSE?" Graypaw screamed. Awesomestar nodded.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Fluffypinkuniciornsdancingon rainbowspaw cried.
"But Fluffy!" Berryynose meowed, "I am your father." His voice went all Darth-Vadery.
"Noooooo…"
"FINE!" Awesomestar screamed, "You can all be mentored by Toadstep, because he's my fifth favourite cat! Here's the list of my favourite cats." And Cleankit handed out a list.
1) Lionblaze – He's AWESOME
2) Foxleap – He's EPIC
3) Bumblestripe – He's… cool?
4) Molepaw – Weird name but YEAH!
5) Toadstep – Another weird name but YAYAY
6) Hawkfrost – Epically evil…
7) Cherrypaw – Crazyyyy
8) Graystripe – Hilarious fatty
9) Cinderheart – Amazing
10) Cloudtail – Funny, lazy and super greedy
Everyone read the list, interested. Lionblaze, Foxleap, Bumblestripe, Molepaw, Toadstep, Hawkfrost, Cherrypaw and Cinderheart did an Irish dance to express their happiness. Graystripe and Cloudtail pouted. Berrynose, Brackenfur, Swiftpaw, Tallstar, Crookedstar and Whitestorm (who was in the clouds), burst into tears.
"Graystripe, Cloudtail, its true." Awesomestar said, "And Berrynose, Brackenfur, Swiftpaw, Tallstar, Crookedstar and Whitestorm, don't worry. Here's the extended list." Cleankit handed out another list,
11) Tallstar
12) Brackenfur
13) Crookedstar
14) Whitestorm
15) Berrynose
16) Swiftpaw
Tallstar, Brackenfur, Crookedstar, Whitestorm, Berrynose and Swiftpaw did a victory rain dance. Feathertail pouted.
"I used to be your absolute favourite ever!" She exclaimed. Awesomestar shrugged.
"Not anymore." She said. Then she grinned and everyone saw her glittery rainbow sparkly teeth, "But you can be my 17th favourite of you want."
"Excuse me." It was Pipaw and Piepaw. They were sitting on Blossomstar's head, looking up at Awesomestar, "We want a different mentor to everyone else. Toadstep's cool and all, but we want LIONBLAZE."
"WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM! YOU ARE VERY UNGRATEFUL LITTLE APPRENTICES THAT DESERVE TO BE KITS MEWLING IN THE DUNGEWONS! However, you have cool names, so I'm going to make you warriors right now. Hey StarClan, do you approve?" Awesomestar yowled. Snowfur, Bluestar, Sunstar, Whitestorm, Firestar, Tallstar, Crookedstar, Nightstar, Raggedstar, Cinderpelt, Yellowfang, Spottedleaf, Leopardstar, Stonefur, Feathertail, Brindleface, Redtail, Lionheart, Sootfur, Rainwhisker, Runningwind, Loudbelly, Sweetpaw, Rowanberry, Brambleberry, Oakheart, Mosskit, Nightkit, Mistkit, Mousefur, Hollyleaf and Pinestar nodded.
"I DON'T WANT YOUR APPROVAL KITTYPET!" Pipaw and Piepaw screamed. Pinestar disappeared. Awesomestar smiled like a maniac.
"THEN BY THE POWER OF STARCLAN AND BANANAS, YOU SHALL BE CALLED PIMATH, PIEFACE AND GRAYLION!" She woofed. Pipaw, Piepaw and Graypaw cheered.
"Why is he a warrior?" Fluffypinkunicornsdancingonr ainbowspaw asked.
"Cause I said, DUH!" Awesomestar meowed.
"It's not fair! Me and Molepaw STILL aren't warriors!" Cherrypaw said.
"FINE!" Awesomestar screamed, "You can be called Cherrybananas and Molecole."
"What's a cole?" Molecole asked. Awesomestar shrugged.
"I dunno, but it rhymes with Mole."
"Ok."
"…"
"…"
"._."
"Woa how did you do that?"
"I dunno."
"Kay."
"…"
"(o.o)"
"Woa."
"Yeah."
"…"
And then all of ThunderClan died, came back to life, turned into zombies, ate BreezeHOWDAREYOUHATELIONBLAZ E's brain, became cats again, and fell asleep.
"That was interesting." Said Brambleystar. ThunderClan nodded.
"OK ANY KITS THAT THUNDERCALLN OWN ARE NOW APPRENTICES EXCEPT CLEANKIT AND MUDDYKIT!" Awesomestar yelled. Kitkit cheered.
"Whaaaaat?" Cleankit and Muddykit whined.
"You two can become apprentices when you stop fighting!" Awesomestar said. Cleankit stared at Muddykit.
"We don't fight- EWWW! Clean that bit of dirt at once!" She screamed.
"No way! You're so stupid!" Muddykit pounced at Cleankit and hit her head.
"EWWWWWWWWWW!" She wailed, "I'M ALL DIRTY!" She glared at Muddykit. "You $&$ of a #%& #$&&% and &&$# go and %$# you &%$# # ^%$#%!"
"Where did you learn such vulgar words?" Ferncloud asked.
"Puuuuuurdy." Cleankit meowed. "He told me I was too #%$ clean to be a #$%# so I called him a #$ %%$# and he said I was a #$%$# !" Everyone looked at Purdy, who was trying to back away. Ferncloud attacked him.
"YOU'VE SCARRED MY DAUGHTER FOR LIFE!" She screamed, "YOU #$ %# $ I'm GOING TO %$ # I HATE YOU TINY LITTLE %$ # YOU $# % #%# $!" Every single cat, including Berrynose, was silent. Then everyone started whistling and shuffling their feet as if nothing had happened.
"Er… I have two new warriors." Bathtubstar announced, "Washingpowder and Stainremoval." Two very clean cats raised their heads, grinning like a banana who had just seen an apple.
"We have two new Warrioprs too!" Fluffystar said, "Squishysquash, and Sqaushysquish."
"And we have THREE new warriors!" Chipstar said, "Chocoyum, Milkyshake and Cookietongue." Everyone cheered.
"Y'know, it's a bit boring." Molecole said, "Y'know… nothing happens around here."
"What about a disco?" Suggested Cherrybanana.
"Ok but first I have to say something." Blossomstar said, "Someone gave Molecole a warrior name and then gave him a different one. Well no, LIONBLAZEFOXLEAP DID BECAUSE SHE IS SO STUPID SHE FORGOT WHAT SHE WAS WRITING!"
"So am I Moletopsyturny or Molecole?" Mole, er, asked.
"MOLECOLE!" Awesomestar screamed, "AND MY NAME IS AWESOMESTAR, NOT LIONBLAZEFOXLEAP!"
"And me too." Fluffypinkunicornsdancingonr ainbowspaw said, "Someone told me I was Fluffypinkunicornsdancingonr ainbowsaresupercoolandsuperf luffy, but then someone else said I was an apprentice again."
"Whoopsy daisy…" Awesomestar said, "That was me. But you'll remain an apprentice anyway. You have to be as awesome as Lionblaze to be a warrior. Wait no, cause then only Lionblaze, Pieface, Pimath and Graylion would be warriors. Ok. You have to be cool enough.
"Oh and you did another mistake too!" Came a small voice. It was Silverstream's kit, Featherkit, "You completely forgot about me, Stormkit, Mistykit and Stonekit."
"AND YOU FORGOT TO ADD ME TO THE STORY WHEN YOU PROMISED YOU WOULD!" Screamed Brackenblaze, "Wait…" Awesomestar smirked.
"AND IN CHAPTER TWO, I SUGGESTED A COMPETITION, AND YOU FORGOT!" Screamed Bananakit.
"I DON'T CARE!" Screamed Awesomestar, "AND BECAUSE I HATE YOU ALL EXCEPT PIMATH, PIEFACE, LIONBLAZE, GRAYLION, TOADSTEP AND FOXLEAP, YOU ARE ALL GOING TO BE EATEN BY HUNGRYKIT, WHO ISCINDERHEARTS NEW KIT ALONG WITH THIRSTYKIT, WHO WILL DRINK YOUR BLOOD AND YAYKIT."
"And in Chapter One, LOLkit, ROFLkit, Pineapplekit, Facekit, Discokit, Boogiekit and Rapkit were born, but you forgot them too!" Ferncloud cried.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO!" Facekit screamed.
"Ok you guys can be warriors 'cause I forgot. LOLhaha, ROFLMAO, Pineapplejuice, Faceface, Discodance, Boogienose, and Rapman." Said Awesomestar, "Oh I just had a kit. It can be called Starkit." It was rainbow and it had silver stars all over it which were sparkly and glittery.
"I VOTE STARKIT AS LEADER!" Pieface said. Everyone threw pies at him.
"I VOTE PIEFACE AS LEADER!" Pimath said. Everyone threw books at him.
"I VOTE LIONBLAZE AS LEADER!" Awesomestar said. Everyone threw Lionblaze plushies at her. "OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH EVERYONE!" Awesomestar cried with happiness. Everyone threw Squirrelflight and Hollyleaf plushies at her.
"ARGH!" She screamed, and died.
"She didn't have a deputy…" Lionblaze meowed. Awesomestar woke up.
"My deputy shall be…. Shall be….. be…" Awesomestar looked around. There was no worthy cat, "Willowshine."
"But she's in RiverClan!" Foxleap said. Awesomestar shrugged.
"Pfft I don't care." And then she died again, and Willowshine became Willowstar of Blossom/ThunderClan. Then all the clan leaders died, and we got new ones. Twostar of WindClan, Foggystar of RiverClan, Whitestar of ShadowClan. No one became leader of Thunder/BlossomClan.
"I VOTE AWESOMESTAR AS LEADER!" Everyone said, so Awesomestar came back to life, and became leader.
"I have a new list of my favourite cats!" She exclaimed, "Here they are!" Cleankit handed out a list.
1) Lionblaze (of course)
2) Foxleap
3) Bumblestripe
4) Toadstep
5) Brackenfur
6) Molepaw
7) Cherrypaw
8) Tallstar
9) Crookedstar
10) Thrushpelt
11) Hawkfrost
12) Thistleclaw
13) Berrynose
14) Cinderheart
15) Sandstorm
All the cats on the list did a victory dance.
"And here is my new deputy!" Awesomestar said, "They are…"
At the end I kind of realized all my errors and mistakes and stuff I forgot xD. OPh an I just remembered about Dogkit, Catkit, Puppykit etc…
Now, who should be Awesomestar's new deputy? Pieface, Pimath, Lionblaze or Graylion…?