"I AM IN LOVE WITH FOXLEAP!" Freakishlygorgeouskit screamed. Everyone was stunned.

"But you're so BEAUTIFUL." Ivypool said, "How could you be in love with someone as stupid as Foxleap?" Ivypool was instantly evaporated by a cloud of staple infused doorways.

"What the-" Purdy tried to say, before Ferncloud sprouted yet another 394 legs and put her paws over all the kit's ears.

"LANGUAGE!" She screeched. Purdy died of fright. Ivypool came back to life, but Foxleap killed her.

"Freakishlygorgeouskit…" He said, "You're much too young for me." Freakishlygorgeouskit did puppy-dog eyes and Foxleap changed his mind, "BUT YOU'RE FREAKISHLY GORGEOUS MARRY ME!"

"LETS GO TO THE WEDDING PLACE." Jayfeather announced. Everyone followed him to the wedding place, which was a disco in the middle of an ice cream parlour.

Foxleap and Freakishlygorgeouskit got married and adopted 23 of Fernclouds kits. They couldn't count all of them so they only named one; a fluffy brown she-cat they called Fluffykittenkit.

Purdy came back to life and taught all the kittens some more swear words. Ferncloud killed him.

"I HAVE A QUESTION." Lionblaze screamed. Everycat looked at him.

"WHAT?" Jayno-eyes screamed, straightening his tutu. Lionblaze rolled his eyes.

"CAN I BE LEADER OF THIS CLAN PLEASE?" He asked. Jayfeather shook his head.

"UM, NO WAY. ONLY SEXY CATS CAN BE LEADER." Jayfeather said, remembering Tallstar.

"uhm wat" everycat said looking at Jayfeather.

"You are so weird omg." Blossomstar said, returning back to the story after being forgotten for a bit there, "I'm renaming you back to Jayno-eyes just in case someone named you Jayfeather."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Jayfeather wailed.

"Excuse me, shouldn't we be celebrating my marriage?" Freakishlygorgeouskit asked. Foxleap nodded, holding his mate's paw. Jayno-eyes nodded, wiping the tears from his eyes.

"yes yes..." He muttered sadly, "Would you like to have matching marriage names?" Freakishlygorgeouskit and Foxleap nodded

"Yes please." Foxleap said. Blossomstar sat beside them.

"I now pronounce you Freakishlygorgeousdude and Foxdude." She said happily.

"Um guys." Said Purdy, "Why the #$% is she our leader? Like, she's not even from the books." Ferncloud protected the kit's ears with her 700 arms.

"Excuse me?" Blossomstar said sassily.

"Purdy has a good point." Jayno-eye's said, "DOWN WITH BLOSSOMSTAR! DOWN WITH BLOSSOMSTAR!"

"DOWN WITH BLOSSOMSTAR!" Lionblaze agreed (mostly because he wanted to be leader).

Soon the whole camp was filled with, "DOWN WITH BLOSSOMSTAR!" chanting Blossomstar was terrified and ran away into the forest.

"Good." Purdy said, "Now who's leader?" Everyone looked around Lionblaze raised his paw excitedly Everyone ignored him

"uuummm." Everyone said.

"BLOSSOMSTAR WE NEED YOU!" Jayno-eyes screamed. Blossomstar slowly prowled back into camp, but she looked older, and stronger Besider her were two cats, a gorgeous she-cat and a handsome tom.

"It's too late." Blossomstar said evilly. Her eyes turned red, "I am now the leader of..."