AN: Okay, when I began this story I was like 12, so that explains the absolute ridiculousness of it all. I'm going to continue the story in this style, but say hello to an actual storyline! I love all of you who review/follow/favourite - even you guys who simply just read my story 3 Please feel free to leave a review with feedback, and if you give me a short character description, you might just see your OC in this story!
Anyway, enjoy!

"TheClan!" Blossomstar announced. Everyone gasped in fright except Jayno-eyes.

"TheClan?" He asked, "SO ORIGINAL OMG!" Blossomstar waved her paw in the air and Jayno-eyes died of magic. Everyone waited for him to come back to life as usual, but he didn't. Jayno-eyes was completely dead.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Tallstar screamed, running into camp, "BAE R U OK?" He knelt beside Jayno-eyes's body. Blossomstar cackled.

"No-one can defy my power!" She laughed maniacally.

"Omg what Tallstar did you just call Jayno-eyes your bae?" Lionblaze asked. Tallstar nodded.

"It's true. Jayno-eyes and I are lovers!" He said, tears streaming down his face. Lionblaze growled like a tiger (but not like a lion that's way too cliche).

"OMG THATS MY BROTHER NOBODY GETS TO JUST RANDOMLY BE IN LOVE WITH HIM!" Lionblaze roared like a cheetah, pouncing on Tallstar. Blossomstar waved her paw in the air and the two toms were blasted backwards.

"No cat will be hurt today!" She said, "Unless I hurt them!" She cackled evilly again, looking at Jayno-eyes's body.

"HOW DARE YOU HURT MY BAE!" Tallstar screamed, running towards her. Blossomstar used her magic and killed Tallstar, who landed dead beside Jayno-eyes.

"ooh just like Romeo and Juliet." Freakishlygorgeousdude said. Foxdude smiled at him and they kissed. Blossomstar magicked a deathberry out of the air and forced it down Foxdude's throat, who died.

"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?" Freakishlygorgeousdude screamed.

"I shall now leave you to bury your dead or whatever." Blossomstar said to everyone, "But I'll be back, and you're going to see just how powerful I AM!" She disappeared, and so did her friends.

"omg" said Brambleclaw, appearing out of nowhere and looking at everyone.

Jayno-eyes, Tallstar and Foxdude were all buried next to a big statue of Firestar.

"Guys I'll call Hollyleaf." Lionblaze said, realizing Hollyleaf had been absent completely from this story. He pulled out his phone (an iPhone 6 because he was a snazzy dude).

"Hey Hollster." Lionblaze said, "Yeah. Nah. Yeah. Uh-huh. LOL! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! Btw Jayno-eyes is dead. Yeah pretty sad. Omg really? REALLY? YOU'RE KIDDING?! OMG AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA LOL ROFLMAO!" He ended the call.

"What a funny chic." Lionblaze said happily, "Maybe I should invite her around for tea."

"YEAH!" Said all the cats. Brambleclaw shoved a pile of dirt into the final grave and ran over.

"Let's send her a special invite!" He said, pulling out a sparkly purple pen and pretty paper. He began to write.

Dear Hollyleaf,
Haven't seen you in ages omg do u want to come to our clan and have tea with us I've forgotten what our clan is called now because we keep changing the name but u should so come okie bai
From Brambleclaw and Lionblaze
And Freakishlygorgeousdude. And Pimath. Oh, and Firestar I guess.
xoxo
PS - sorry about ur bro dying and stuff

"Looks good." Lionblaze said, "Let's send it!" Bramblawclaw let out a super loud noise and a blue limo drove to the camp.

"Take this to Hollyleaf." Lionblaze told the driver. The driver nodded and drove away.

"Now what." Said Ferncloud.

"Now, we wait."