Chapter 1 Awakening
A/N: I did told you about I was going to make a crossover of TF2, Touhou, and Borderlands and other crossovers that I can think of right? Well I was thinking of the main characters as scout and sniper but since this is mostly a Borderlands crossover with TF2 in it. I start adding Zer0 and Claptrap as the next two vault hunters who are not mercenary. So anyways I hope I can entertain and add humor to this story as possible.
"Ahhhh" Zer0 said as he is trying to get up and clear out the rubble.
"What happen?" He said as he observes the crash plane.
"Where are we?" He said as he observes around him.
"And how?" He said as he is trying to think on what actually happen to him.
(2 hours before this event happen)
"Are we almost there yet?" said Max as he waited impatiently for his new home.
"Were just about an hour away from Oasis, so please be patient mate." said Architect Sniper.
The two new Vault Hunters: Max a scout who has a different personality compare to the other scout. He is mostly silent when going to a new place and likes to observe and explore around the area. He's a loner and does not make friends easy. Most of the time he works alone but he gets help by Architect Sniper when things go hard on him. His skill involves dodging almost everything even from behind or far away and he runs fast like the speed of the sound. His weakness is the fear of heights and loud sound, but thanks to this new technology that one of the engineers created for him. He is now able to withstand loud noises, but still however could not withstand fear of heights even though he's tall and skinny. He's very friendly when it comes to helping them, but has anger issues when mistakes happen to him even a minor one can anger him easily.
Architect Sniper like his name really likes ancient artifacts and shares other personality like any other sniper. He's a friend to Max when he can't figure out what his work mean. He's very intelligent, strategist, and a great marksman like other snipers. His weakness is of course snakes. Don't tell him why, but he really hates snakes. His skill is focus on the enemy's weak point, such as the head.
After many training from Australia, The vault hunters were sent to Oasis for their new home and assignments. Max pretty much trains easily when it comes to hard training. Even Architect Sniper trains easily as like the obstacles or just nothing but get in the way.
Max remembers the time on how the training was exactly easy, even on first time. He doesn't get why the training is hard for others. Maybe because of his power that can dodge almost all the object and his speed. But he still can't remember on how he gets that power.
"Hey Max what's wrong." Architect said.
"It's nothing."
"You seem curious about this mysterious power you had."
"Well you're right but." He paused. "I don't understand why I can control this, and how in the world did I get this."
"Well it seems quite mystery for me."
"Yea your right, but I want to know where this comes from."
After the conversion they went silent until Architect added something.
"Are you going to make new friends at Oasis?"
"Maybe"
"You haven't make friends since you finished high school, and your grades are above average."
"Yea I know, I haven't make friends since high school and plus." He paused. "I haven't had a girlfriend yet."
"Girlfriend Hahahahaha you haven't had a girlfriend yet."
"Yea I don't have a girlfriend so stop laughing."
"Hahahaha ohh sorry mate I just have a new habit of mine when you say you don't have a girlfriend."
"Sheesh Sniper what's the big idea having a habit like-
(Alarm sound)
"Oh what now" Architect said in a surprised tone.
"It appears to be multiple missiles heading straight for us." The pilot said in a terrifying voice.
"Can you do something about this missile like flares or something?"
"Negative we have none but we can try to outsmart these missiles." The co-pilot said. "Hold tight there."
"What the uah" Max was off balance when the plane started barrel rolling, luckily he was able to land to a door on his feet trying to avoid being hurt. Then the plane moves to the left to avoid and almost hit missile, causing Max to lose balance and bump to a window.
"Shoot that was close." The pilot said.
"There is more coming to our way." The co-pilot said.
Again they barrel roll to avoid being hit, but unfortunately one missile was able to hit one of their engine.
"Dang it, were hit." The pilot said. "Engine one is down I repeat engine one is down."
"Ahhh" Architect jeered.
"Here comes another missile." The pilot said.
"Great" Architect jeered again. "Please dodge this one."
They were able to dodge it, but then the missile turn back and were able to hit another engine.
"Dang it were going down"
"Uhhhh what's going on" Max said.
"Unfortunately Max we're going down." Architect said.
"What!" He replied.
"I said were going down!" He answered back.
"What!" He replied back.
"I said!" He breathed. "WE'RE GOING DOWN!" He yelled trying to get Max to hear.
"Oh okay but where are we landing!"
"I don't know but we have to figure out later! Just hold on to something!"
Max grab the pole while Architect well same thing as Max.
The plane then crash landed on to a nearby forest causing a trail to left behind.
"I remember now. We crash landed."
Zer0 then explore around the crashed plane that he somehow survive, but when he look at the back of the plane he notice that their not the only ones that their plane just got crashed.
"What the" he takes a closer look on this other plane that just crash the same as his.
"Another plane it seems that we're not the only one that crash."
He then went closer to inspect this other crash plane. Then, he heard something moving in the rubber.
"Who's there?" He said as he looks at the moving rubble.
Out came a mysterious figure which looks to be like a teenager, with spiky hair, and dark eyes that looks to be a color of a vault. His body appearance seems to be skinny with purple t-shirt, long trousers, long socks and sports shoe that he's wearing. Other accessories include bandages wrapped around his left arm.
Another voice came right beside Zer0, but however got face plant upside down and started mumbling in a panicked tone struggling to get out. He seems to be wearing a pull up sleeve shirt with a vest on it, trouser like scout but with a small backpack hanging on to his pants, wears boots and others accessories including a watch on his left arm and gloves.
"Groan* what happen" He said as he scratches the back of his hair.
"Are you ok" said a mysterious alien like voice.
"Whaa I'm okay but who are you."
The mysterious figure appears who seems tall the same size as Max and skinny. He appears to be wearing a full armor and has a faceless helmet.
"I am Zer0 a Vault Hunter and who are you."
"Me, Well I'm Max I'm a Vault Hunter just like you."
"And who's that" he said as he pointed to a face plant person.
"Oh that's Architect Sniper he's my friend." Max walks over to a face plant sniper and yank out of it.
"Ohh I thought I was going to die there mate. And where's my glasses and my hat."
"I had it" he said as he holds up his glasses and his hat.
"Oh thanks mate." He put on his glasses and his hat. I thought I was going to lose them forever, and who's that weird looking guy you had with you?"
"Oh that's Zer0 he's a Vault Hunter just like us"
"Zer0" He then walks and observed Zer0's appearance "hmm not much of a human after all. He looks just like an alien."
"Well people around me called me an alien, and how do you know that I'm an alien even though I might be."
"Well I don't know, but I could say that you had four fingers on your hand, you speak like one of those guardians that I just saw, and this armor looks like it is made out of Eridian where did you get it?"
"It's a secret, but I will tell you that this armor helps me to you know survive."
"How"
"Well this armor helps me to protect mostly bullets. However I needed a shield in order to be fully protected because this armor is useless against element and explosive weapons."
"Well okay then so where are we now."
"I don't know but it seems to be that were not in the right place."
"Beats me so are you the only one here" Max said.
"No I'm not the only one here."
"Then who is it mate."
"Well if he is there."
"Zer00000 where are you Zer000000." said a mysterious robot.
"We're over here Claptrap."
"Claptrap?" both of the mercs said.
"Do you know Claptrap?" Zer0 said in a surprise tone.
"Yea we know about Claptrap but why he is here mate."
"Well Claptrap is here because he wanted to go with me to find the vault outside of Pandora. I was curious to find the vault outside of it, and it turns out that it was in this planet Earth. We tell one of the Dahl commanders to give permission to us to use one of their ships to find the vault outside of our system. He said that Earth is the only one that he knows and tells its location at the Solar System. So we went to hyperspace from our world to the solar system and find where Earth is. We were able to find Earth but we don't know where the vault is, but we do know from the commander that the Vault Hunters HQ in Earth is Oasis a floating city."
"So wait you guys came from Pandora, then found our solar system, then Earth, and then you found Oasis." Max said.
"Yes of course we settle to Oasis this city is actually pretty big and it looks more futuristic than the wasteland in Pandora and plus it flies on a ship."
"Well for us we think Oasis is a modern city and yes of course it is owned by the government in The United States."
"How much does it cost to build that?"
"Well I could say that it cost like 50 billion dollars."
"Well anyways were on a mission to find the vault and they said it is located on Gensokyo somewhere around Japan in the border of Nagano Prefecture and the Yamanashi Prefecture."
"So you guys went on a plane right."
"Yes but they said they don't know where it is since Gensokyo is isolated from themselves. We were supposing to approach at the capital of the Yamanashi Prefecture, but suddenly a hoard of missile came right in front of us. The pilot is doing his best trying to avoid the missile but however ends up being hit by one and another and we ended up here."
"Same way as us and are all the pilots dead."
"I'm guessing yea and your pilot is dead to I can tell."
"There you are minion and oh." The figure appears to be a box shape like robot with one eye and one wheel.
"Ha minion I didn't know you had friends with you."
"Minions" Both of them said.
"Yes of course this is my minion and who are you."
"Max and this is Architect."
"Why did you call him minion mate?"
"Well I met him after that train was destroyed. I thought he was dead but nooo way he's still alive. So I called him minion because I wanted him to be my minion."
"So you're the leader right." Max said.
"Yes of course I'm the leader of this and since you guys are the recruit Vault Hunters. I want you to be my minions."
"What why?" Ask Max.
"Because if you want to get out of this place and not just go random. You should just follow me and I will give you the right place."
"He's got a point Max we should follow him. We don't want to end up in a wrong place and ended up having a risky situation." Architect said.
"Yea you got a point. Fine then I'll join you guys but where are we now."
"Well according to where we are it seems like we're inside Gensokyo."
"Wait we're already there." Zer0 said.
"That's where we are we are now in Gensokyo."
"What?" Both of them said. "We're already in Gensokyo."
"Yep we're now in Gensokyo. Oh and one more thing here have this."
"What is this?" Max said.
"This is your ECHOnet. It gives out map, compass, health, shield, wireless communication and other cool feature to help you on your journey."
"Wow this is cool it shows a display of how many things I can carried." Max said.
"Yep you can carry as much as you want. Now minion we better hurried I think this may trigger the incident that is going to happen."
"Yea your right we should get moving."
"Aright then let's move out minions."
And the adventure begins.
A/N: Well that took me 2 days to finish this story. Not much of a humor but more of talking. Well pretty much I hopefully this will entertain you and like I said. I will upload this by random.