Pursuit of Baby Poof
Chapter 1: Incompetence of Jorgen von Strangle
It was quite a scene at the Fairy World Academy, as Jorgen von Strangle was on trial by a fairy military tribunal for his failure to take the newly born Poof, son of Cosmo and Wanda to the Fairy World Academy. Poor Jorgen was quite nervous on what was going to happen to him, as a three panel of fairy judges presided over the case.
"Jorgen, we're quite disappointed in your work being with the Fairy World Academy" said the judge sitting in the center, "give us one reason why we shouldn't revoke your membership of the Fairy World Academy altogether for your failure of acquiring the newly born fairy Poof."
"But your honors" said Jorgen as he got up from his seat, "it's not my fault. I thought this fake doll was the real thing."
"Not good enough" said the fairy judge on the right, "I'm afraid we're going to have to revoke all of your honors from this Fairy World Academy. This is even worse than the day you were training Cosmo."
"So give us the final word, and we'll give you the sentence" added the fairy judge on the left.
"I have hired one of the greatest hunters in the world that would be able to apprehend and bring back the baby fairy known as Poof back to this academy" said Jorgen.
"And who just might that be?" asked the fairy judge in the center.
Suddenly the door for the entrance to the tribunal busted right down with two fairy guards being unconscious right on the floor. As the dust cleared, it was none other than Skulker, the infamous hunter from the Ghost Zone entering into the scene.
"Ah, my old cum Skulker, he'll be the one to apprehend the newly born baby Poof and bring him back here to the academy" said Jorgen.
"And I'm quite proud that my newest client is the most powerful fairy in the entire universe" said Skulker, "with the possible award of acquiring some powerful weapons so that I can go back hunting my original foe."
"Wow Mr. Von Strangle, looks like we had it all wrong with you" said the fairy judge at the center, "if your friend over here from the Ghost Zone could apprehend the baby fairy known as Poof, and bring him back here to the academy, we'll also grant you, your five stars back you lost during your training with Cosmo."
"Now this is the result I was hoping that you would promote" said Jorgen.
"Tribunal will be adjourned for now, unless if you fail at this too Jorgen" said the fairy judge in the center as the hammer truck down on the table, the three fairy judges vanished.
"Well, now that's out of the way" said Skulker, "so where would my target be located at by any chance?"
The scene then immediately switches to Dimmsdale, where poor Timmy Turner was dealing with the newly born Poof who was becoming quite troublesome. From waking Timmy up by crying quite a lot during the middle of the night which Wanda was responsible for changing Poof's diapers, to Cosmo trying to cheer him up by doing his usual stupid things.
"I have had enough of this!" cried Timmy as he was woken up by Poof's senseless crying to which Poof was a little gold fish in the bowl with Cosmo and Wanda.
"Sorry sport" said Wanda as she was trying to calm Poof down, "but we're really new at this."
"Yeah, it's not like there's some sort of off switch on Poof to make him stop crying" added Cosmo.
"Well, please keep it down with Poof, if he cries any louder that he already is, my parents will find out about it, and you two will go away forever" said Timmy.
"I think he's quiet down" said Wanda as Poof was more relaxed.
"Don't forget about Poof being a barfing machine either" added Cosmo as Poof then literally gave poor Wanda a good barf right in her face.
"Timmy, what's going on here, I heard crying" said Timmy's mother as she came into his room, "and your fish are a mess."
"Uh, that was me" said Timmy, "I was, er having a nightmare."
"You want to come into our room?" asked Timmy's mother.
"Sure" replied Timmy.
As Timmy left his room, Skulker had arrived right onto the scene outside the Turner house.
"This looks like the location of where that super fairy told me to search for this Poof" said Skulker as he began to scan the entire house with his x-ray vision, "but where the heck is that baby fairy, all I see is three fish in a bowl and the godchild they're assigned to heading back into his parents room. I have to probably follow their godchild around, and perhaps when those fairies of his appear with their baby Poof, I can finally apprehend him and take him back to the academy."
Skulker then turned himself invisible and waited until mourning. When mourning finally came, Timmy then got up for breakfast and headed downstairs. Cosmo and Wanda had disguised themselves as cats, with Poof as a purple kitten following them.
"Mourning, did you two sleep alright?" asked Timmy to Cosmo and Wanda who looked really tired.
"No, Poof kept us up all night" replied Wanda.
"Yeah, I tried to be as funny as I could ever be to also calm him down from crying and also trying to stop him from messing up our fish bowl even further" added Cosmo.
"Say, Timmy, looks like your pet cats had a kitten" remarked Timmy's dad as he sat down for breakfast, "though I don't remember getting you pink, and green cats either. Oh well, hope you can take better care of them like you're doing a lousy job with your three fish with their messy fish bowl."
Suddenly instead of barfing, poor Poof then threw up quite a large hairball right on the floor.
"Timmy, I'm shocked" said Timmy's mother as she noticed the large hairball on the ground, "that purple kitten threw up a hairball. It's your responsibility to clean it up."
"Fine, I'm getting to it already" sighed Timmy as he picked up a trash bag and also a dust pan and began to clean up the mess.
After Timmy had breakfast and cleaned up the hairball which Poof provided, he walked right onto the bus which stopped at his house. Skulker then noticed that there was something quite strange about the three cats whom were following him.
"Those three cats are oddly suspicious" said Skulker as he began to scan them with his x-ray vision, "I can't put my finger on it, but they remind me of that beaver kid's three gold fish. Perhaps I better observe them when they arrive at the local education center."