A/N: Okay you're all probably wondering what the hell ig going on? Am I right? The answer is 1) no skittles, 2) no toblerone and 3) A momentary lapse in creative talent... I'm quite sure the little little problem is okay now! Now I'll attempt to clear everything up for you! Hopefully...

The two young demons bounded through the forest, startling animals with their miniature thuds as their tiny clawed feet hit the leaf covered ground...

"Think we've lost them?", Daimen asked Suki as they rounded the path... She shook her scaly head and looked up at the moon.

"Mum and Dad will be looking for us soon, actually they probably are already seeming mum's all paranoid remember...", Suki said, still staring ,unbliblingly up at the moon. Daimen nodded.

"What if we roared? Would Mum and Dad hear it?", Daimen asked her after a while...

"Depends where we are...If we're near Konoha uncle Naruto and Kakashi will hear us, If were near Suna then Mum and Dad will hear us ,but if we're in the middle...no one but those Akatsuki will..."

"I doubt they'll be able to fubction properly with so many members down. The only one I missed was that blonde haired woman...", Daimen said smirking with his devilish, demon grin. Suki huffed, exhaling a vapour into the cold night air. The desert was known to get quite cold, by cold they ment anything from ten to zero...

" Uhhh, Daimen. That wasn't a girl...", Suki said slowly. The smile slowly dissapeared from his face as she began to smirk.

"Was too!!!", Daimen argued.

"Was not! I heard his voice!!!", Suki argued right back. Daimen shifted to human again, walked over and poked her in the chest.

"Was too!!!", he said, pronouncing each word with a hard poke. She brought her arm up over her head, (luckily for her she'd gotten some of Sakura's jutsus.) and slamed it down into the ground. Daimen was thrown backwards by the sheer force of the punch. A huge hole ran down the path, creating a hazardous ditch for other hikers.

"Was not!", she sneered as he regained is balance. A whistle in the treetop made them look up. A young boy, about their mother's age was staring down at them.

"Now what do we have here?", the black-haired boy asked them both. Daimen stepped forward placing himself infront of his little sister.

"I am the Fourth Kazekage's son! Beware!! Hurt me and I guarantee my father will have your head!", Daimen screamed at him. The man in the tree jumped down and walked into the cascading moonlight. Sharp, pale features were highlighted by the soft glow of the everecent moon. Shiny black hair, katana securely tied to the back of his white dobok with a purple rope of some kind...and those eyes...red, evil and glowing... The sharingan symbol clear as day against the glow of his red iris. Daimen stepped back, almost treading on his little sisters foot.

"Ohh so you're Gaara-sama's kids...who is your mother then?", he asked quietly. Daimen returned to his normal abnoxious self immediately...

"Sabaku no Sakura!", he said happily. Sasuke stopped and took in the children's features... Orange hair, obviously Gaara.. Green eyes, definately Sakura and...he smelt the breeze carefullytesting it with his tounge like a snake... DEMON? It can't be! I thought all demons were sterrile!!!! And Sakura coudn't be a demon, could she? He closed the distance between them and grabbed the little demon children's hands.

"I can take you back to your mother. I know her from my childhood...", he said carefully.

"Are you an Uchiha? You've got cool eyes!!! I want them too!!!!", Daimen shouted at once. Sasuke nodded.

"Really? Are you willing to kill your best friend? Or maybe an innocent person? Or maybe even...your sister?", Sasuke growled. He wasn't exactly the best beabysitter there was...but he'd have to put up with it. Daimen huffed and puffed till Sasuke asked,

"So what are your names?".

"Umm...I'm Daimen and my sister is Suki...", Sasuke faked a smile. It hurt his lips and cheeks but he managed.

"Okay then, my name is Sasuke...", he said still trying to smile. Daimen looked a little confused.

"Wait, mum said you were dead!", he chimed in. Sasuke stared at him.

"Well obviously, i'm not am I?", Sasuke said sarcastically. "Come on we need to get moving, Deidara is't far behind!", he said as the sound of approaching wing beats came closer. Daimen made a run for it with Sasuke but little Suki didn't move.

"Suki, come on!! Do you want to get caught!", he hissed at her. She frowned and started to cry, little tears making their way down her tanned cheeks.

"Suki! What's wrong?", he asked her. She pointed to her ankle, it was at a very distressing angle... " Daimen slow down!!! Suki's broken her ankle!!", he yelled after the little boy. Daimen stopped and cocked his head. His sister's cries seemed like a lure for him, wanting him to be brave and fight off the attacker, to impress. Sasuke threw his sword at just the right time, pinning the suddenly charging demon to a tree.

"Daimen? What's wrong?", he asked, focusing on Suki's ankle. She cringed as she heard it pop and snap. That deinately wasn't a good sign! She attempted to stand as Sasuke moved away only to fall like a toddler to her knees. Daimen looked away, slightly annoyed...

"Okay, Suki I'm going to have to carry you...and Daimen, don't EVER charge at me like that again...understood?", Sasuke barked like an army sergent. The two little ones nodded guiltily and Sasuke hauled Suki onto hos broad, muscled back. If he wanted to get them out of there alive, he'd have to hurry up. He ran straight past Deidara and into the thicker undergrowth. From running errands for Orochimaru and training with Kabuto he basically knew this forest like the back of his hand, not to mention the training with dear Kakashi sensei. They stopped shortly at a small pond so the two little ones could have a drink while Sasuke thought. With the two little ones I can't take too long to get to Suna. Judging by where I think we are, we're nowhere near Suna! The closest vilage is...Konoha Sasuke shivered. As a missing nin from Konohagakure, that was the least place he wanted to go to...especiallly if that ment facing the Hokage... He'd abandoned it all, long ago to search for his power, to get rid of the seal and find a wife sutable enough to bear an Uchiha son... So far only one of those dreams had come true. The seal had spread, thanks to Orochimaru to now envelope his lower stomach and shoulders. Well, I don't have much choice now do I? I have to go back...If I get even one scratch on these two, Sakura will kill me. I need to find a way of contacting them though...

You know I can hear you...

W-W-What!??!?!?!

Do you really talk to yourself like this all the time or just now?

Now I know why I hate kids! And to think I wanted one!!!

What's that ment to mean?

I'm risking everything for you guys, I have to go back to my old village and no doubt face my old friend in the Hokage's quarters...

You mean Naruto?

Why?

Tsunade is taking over for now. He's expecting another child. The little tanuki settled down on a large rock, resting his small arms in his lap. Sasuke groaned.

Great! As if it isn't bad enough that I had to face Naruto but now it's Tsunade!! She'll litertally rip me apart then she's ask what I dod to Orochimaru... The little tanuki on the rock shifted slightly and snuggled closer to his injured sister...

You just think and ponder about that uncle Sasuke...

Fine, just shut up and go to sleep...

Nightie unkie Sasuke!!!!

Shut up!

A/N: Ohh how cute!!!! Sasuke's bonding time! Heheheheheahaha LOL "Shut up and go to sleep...", in other words Sasuke's version of goodnight sweethart... ROFL!!!!!

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