A/N: Okay, if this seems a little rushed don't blame me! I've had to pack really quickly and say goodbye to all my buddies, most of all my b/f. Enjoy it!! and fan girls of Hidan...If you REALLYYYY love him I would skip a certain section in this chapter...please don't bite me!!!
Hidan gets nailed...guess where...
Gaara looked over to his fretting wife... she paced the entire room before calling to her kits with a loud bugle. Gaara shook his head and walked over to her, gently placing his arms around her delicate waist.
"They'll be fine... don't worry! Kakashi, Iruka, Naruto and everyone else are looking for them. They've probably just run too far into the forest...", he said quietly.
"I know! But I can't help but feel like something bad has happened... It's like a tingling feeling, nagging at the back of my head. I think something's gone wrong Gaara...", she said sadly, as few tears making silvery blue paths down her cheek, making her green eyes sparkle with moisture. Gaara turned her around so that she was facing him and gave her a sweet kiss on the lips.
"Wow! What have you been drinking? It smells like butterscotch...", she said inquisitively. He smirked, definately a way to keep her mind off the kids...
"It's Tsunade's new sake. She gave me a few bottles last time she visited and I've had them in my stash-cellar for ages... Like some?", he asked. She nodded and followed him down to the cellar. Picking up a small orange-brown bottle he held it up to the light... Little floating bits circled the bottom when he swirled it. He smiled.
"This is definately a good bottle...here you have this one, and I'll have one of my other ones", he said offering Sakura the bottle. She held it carefully as Gaara pulled out a blue bottle. It shined as he moved around to face her.
"Come on, i'm sure the other secretary wants some company", Gaara said firmly as he took Sakura's hand and led her up the cellar stairs.
Deidara gave Hidan daggers all the way to the next camp as Tobi tried to make conversation, blabbing on about almost everything.
"Hidan, keep your gay eyes to yourself!!!!!", Deidara shouted at the white haired man.
"I am not gay!! Your the one that sleeps in the same bed as Sasori!", Hidan yelled back. Deidar
a huffed.
"It's not that way with him! He's a puppet!! What's he going to do?", Deidara argued. Hidan laughed.
"Give you a splinter in you gay ass!!!", Hidan yelled over Tobi's insistant blabbering.
"Ohh really? At least i'm not the one that does it with a half-dead mummy!!!", Deidara said. Hidan looked angry now...he reached for his scythe chain, ready to swing at Deidara.
"You guys! How come you have to fight so much?", Tobi asked the angry couple, "Does sexuality really matter these days?".
"Yes", both of them said in unison, adding a knife-sharp glare at each other.
"Really?", Tobi said, hiding a growing smile under his mask.
"Of course it does!! Gay men are just...ewwwwwww!!!!!", Deidara said childishly.
If these two don't stop fighting i'm going to have a fricking laughing fit!!!!!! Tobi said to himself.
"I'm tired! Are we there yet?" Hidan said, mimicking Deidara's childish voice. The clay-master glared at him.
"Hidan shut it, you dumbass.", Tobi growled, trying to make his voice seem calm even though he was just about to laugh himself to death...
"So now your telling ME to shut up!!! Shut up yourself, asshole!!!", Hidan retaliated. Tobi stopped walking and turned around, making Hidan crash into him. He bared his teeth under his mask.
"Pein-sama left ME in charge. Therefore I am the new leader! That means you are now my subordinate, which means...", he didn't need to finish. The message soon passed thorough Hidan's tiny little brain when Tobi's knee planted itself very forcefully into his groin. Hidan fell onto the floor yowling in pain as Deidara tried to contain a smile.
"Gee...I guess the only part of Hidan that's not immortal is the least protected..." He said as he smiled evilly at the white-haired Jashin rolling around on the floor... Deidara just couldn;t contain himself anymore, he burst out laughing, crashing into a tree before falling to the gorund clutching his stomach as he giggled like a school girl... Tobi sighed and walked away.
That was wierd... and suprisingly funny as well... He thought as he walked off leaving the two idiots rolling in the dry dirt...
Sakura took a deep swig of her drink and swished it around a little...
"Mmmm, it kinda tastes like caramel...", she said licking her lips. Gaara smiled.
That ought to dull her instincts a little...
"Really? I thought it tasted like butterscotch...", Gaara pushed on. She was on her third bottle, there was now way she could get by without a hangover tomorrow...
"Maybe i shouldn't drink anymore...I feel kinda sick...", Sakura moaned, pale faced.
"Yeah, maybe you should go to bed early... I'll wake you if there's any news...", Gaara said rubbing her back. She got up, very shakily off the chair and toddled off towards the bed room. Gaara smiled, at least she was getting some sleep...she hadn't slept for a few days... He picked up his comic book and started reading, it was going to be a long night...
Sasuke stopped at dusk, the cicada noises dying down to only a few chirps...
"Unkie Sasuke, what are we going to eat?", Suki asked him. He turned around and hugged her, placing her gently in his lap. She looked up at him with beautifull glowing green eyes...just like her mother...
"Well, I can't go anywhere untill that ankle is fixed... I'm guessing you demons heal faster than people?", he asked them. They shrugged their shoulders.
"Okay then, Suki. Can you move your toes?", He asked her. She wiggled ten little pink toes at him. Since Orochimaru took him on, Sasuke had developed quite a foot fetish... The sharp little toe nails dug into the sand as Suki flexed and relaxed her foot. Sasuke smiled, finally he could eat!!!
"Alright, now Daimen, you have to look after your sister while I go get food. I'm probably going to do a little scouting before the sun sets fully as well...try not to atrract any attention to yourselves okay?", He said as he grabben his sword and sandals...
"How come I can't come?", Daimen asked him suddenly. Sasuke turned his head towards the young demon.
"Why do you think?", Sasuke said stonily... Daimen cocked his head at him...
"But I really know how to hunt!!!! Dad taught me!!", the little one squealed.
"You know, you really are like your dad...stubborn and annoying. What do you think? Someone has to stay with Suki, she can't move around yet, her ankle is still weak... Stay here and keep hidden! Understand?", Sasuke said to the kid. Daimen climbed the nearest tree and stared down from the leafy branches... green eyes glowing omniously... Sasuke sighed and walked off.
Daimen fingered the small tattoo on his left ankle...the same mark his mother had. Suki never developed it, she never had a real trait for killing...but neither did his mum. The tattoo glowed red before it faded back to black...They were trying to find them... Daimen latched onto the signal and opened his mental gates...
Mum?
Daimen? Where are you? Your mother's worried sick!!!!
Dad! I don't know, ummmm, this Sasuke guy is looking after us. He said we're near Konoha, sort of...
Okay, tell him to walk towards Konoha...Uncle Kakashi is looking out for you guys. There was a low bugle in the distance...
Was that mum?
Ummm, yeah. She's been calling all night for you...
Okay...
Just make sure your home soon okay...she's really worried. Daimen closed the father-son connection and hooked on to Sasuke's lone brainwaves...
Sasuke
What? Why are you bothering me? Have the Akatsuki captured you again?
No, I just got hold of dad. He said walk towards Konoha...Kakashi's waiting for us.
There is NO WAY I am walking throught those gates! Those people hate me!!!
Deal with it, and hurry up we're hungry...
Go eat bark... Sasuke growled and closed the link. Daimen smirked. Now what could he get up to before Sasuke got back...
A/N: Okay guys, i'm sooooooo sorry!!! I couldn;t finish it, i'm just sooooooo tired. I'm basically falling asleep on my keyboard... I leave tomorrow at about 10:30, but i'm sleeping in so I MIGHT get the next chapter up when I get there...IF THERE'S INTERNET...
By the way there's a new poll open for you to test. I'm going to count the votes after a few weeks and decide on a new story... It's all in your hands at the moment!!!!!!!
Remember to read and rate and visit the poll!!!!!!!!
Cyas!!!
