It was now 6 o clock AM. Chucky crept into the dark, silent house, in an attempt to not wake his sleeping wife. He hoped he could just crawl into bed and forget all about what has happened. Soon he was only a few steps away from his bedroom, when all of a sudden, the living room lights turned on.
"And just where have you been?" Asked a furious Tiffany. She gave Chucky a scowl that would scare the lights out of anybody. Even her face was red with anger. "Nah! I'm just playin with ya." Her face softened, and the frown turned into a nice warm smile. "Glenn told me you bought some new plates and knives! How sweet of you.. Oh Chucky! I love you!"
That stupid nervous smile came up on Chucky's face.
"So? Where are they?"
Chucky hesitated. He pulled out his knife from his pocket, hoping that she wouldn't notice.
"This was all I had time to buy. It's really expensive you know"
When Tiffany narrowed her eyes for a second, Chucky thought he was totally screwed.
"How expensive?"
"Um... It's ... Worth a thousand! It's worth a thousand bucks."
"No way!" Tiffany quickly gave him a peck and went to make a phone call.
Chucky sighed, delighted that this mess was over. He was surprised when his phone started vibrating in his pocket.
Must be a prank call.
He pulled out his phone and read the caller ID, like, 10 times. It was Sasha. Chucky was so excited and nervous, he forgot to breathe. He locked himself up in the bathroom, since it was the only place you could get some privacy these days.
"Um... Hello?"
"Hi babe! Guess what? I've missed you sooo much. I was hoping, maybe we'd be able to... You know, hang out, maybe strangle a guy or two, like, tonite?"
"TONITE? I mean... Of course! You know I could never say no to you, babe!"
And with that, she hung up the phone.
Chucky went through the whole conversation again in his mind, and gasped.
Gasped at the mess he had thrown himself into.