A/N: Okay, i read someone elses marvelous work and decided...it's fun to pick on the Akatsuki!! I mean come on! What could poor baby Tobi do to make everyone laugh till they wet their pants...or maybe weasel-chan's new pet? Or maybe...Kismae's fish food? What about the apparent lack of whipped cream in the fridge? Or a piontless debate gone wrong? Mmmmmmmm...I feel and idea brewing! Ohh well, let's get on with my new chapter...i'll debate later about this little spark, while you meanwhile, take a look at the situation!
By the way...later on the character fonts are: Gaara...Sakura...and Suki...
The shadow behind Suki paused, confused as to her destination...she'd changed her path over ten times in the last two hours he'd been following her. Tobi huffed and puffed as he pulled out one of Sasori's dusty old maps. He sighed as a ghost-like apparation appeared next to him.
"What does Madara-sempaii want from Tobi now?", he asked it.
"Obito, why do you insist on using that baby-name? It only makes you look weaker...you're an Uchiha! Stand tall, and let all cringe in you wake!!", It yelled at him. Tobi sighed again and returned to his map. The tall, black haired man stared down at the younger Uchiha's map and started tapping his foot...
"Dad! Tobi told you...Tobi is UNDERCOVER. That means Tobi have to use a fake name...", he said as Madara hissed.
"Obito!! We need to get those demons now!!!! Then we need to hunt for the Kyuubi, then finally we can hunt down the last REAL Uchiha...the family's power will be restored!", the ghost of Madara screached. Tobi nodded. He looked up at the shining sun, harsh as ever in the bright-blue desert sky...
"You've forgotten something Madara...", the little Uchiha said as he stared off into the distance.
"What? What could I possibly have forgotten, brat?", Madara hissed menicingly, the marks rising to the surface of his now blood-red eyes...
"The mummy and daddy...Tobi's had dealings with both Sakura and Gaara. They're just like the babies...", Tobi (Obito) answered back, still looking out into the horrizon, anything to avoid his father's kife-sharp glares...
"But you managed to wound one of the famed twins!", Madara said, his eys slowly returning to obsidian black again. Tobi sighed again.
"Actually, that was Sasori-dana. Tobi don't know where Deidara went, but than big snake ate the rest of them...", Tobi said, finally turning back to the man in front of him. Madara stared at the smaller version of himself.
"What colour?", Madara asked, flexing his fingers.
"Black and white...the white one was Sasuke. Tobi thinks he was controlling the other snake somehow... It wasn't very nice", Tobi said. Madara hissed, the whites showing on his knuckles.
"It's Manda... Last I saw, he was with that snake bastard...He's a family heirloom. Most of the ancestor Uchiha's of the past, when we were wanderers, could charm snakes...we caught one, and raised it, but it was stolen just after we joined Konoha...", Madara hissed as he spun on his heel, cloak fanning out behind him...a ghostly print of black and red clouds.
"So...", Tobi asked Madara in a rather teenage-response. Madara glared at Tobi...
"You really are just a child! I should have done this while I was alive, but instead I trusted a half-blood Uchiha!!!!! We need to make sure Sasuke is out of the way for a while...otherwise he could attack us you fool!!!!", Madara yelled. Tobi cringed, he hated 'family time'. Now he understood why Itachi killed the rest of them...they were nuts!!!!!!
"Fine! Whatever, Tobi'll think of something tonight!", Tobi shouted at the ghostly Akatsuki member...
"Good! I'm going!", Madara said as he dematerialised into a small, red gem... Tobi picked it up and stuffed it in his pocket. Once Tobi is done here, he will make good sure that nasty Father is put away somewhere...
The sun shone down on the two demons as Suki ploughed through the sand and dirt... Her breaths were coming in little puffs now, and her lips were cracked and dry...even for a demon, things weren't looking good. Daimen's heartbeats were getting weaker by the hour...the blood had now coated her front thigh completely, creating a blood-red saddle mark where the blood ran. He'd lost a lot of blood...Suki could smell it, along with that damp, cave-like smell of the man stalking her... She could feel him, following just out of range like a waiting jackal...prancing to the left, then the right, then funnily enough, below... She just kept on moving, at a slower pace than she'd started at, but still fast. The city village gates were visible enough now...two massive cliff edges stood out against the flat tundra. Maybe I should shift back...He's probably tracking my huge amount of Chakra, or he is probably following by sound... Yes, I'll shift back and find somewhere to hide, then get hold of Dad... Stopping, she shifted. Her bright green eyes flashing like a startled rabbit's as she scanned the flat desert for a small dune-cave...
Gaara sprinted out the city gates at an incredible speed. His massive paws pounding the dry ground as he headed for the first line of dunes. The sun was cleary up now, shining like a massive lightbulb in the azure sky. Black clouds were sitting low on the horizion, a forthcoming promise of heavy rain...But that would only hinder Gaara's search. Suki didn't like the rain, nor did Daimen usually. If there's rain coming, Suki will probably head for the caves...But if she's pursued, she'll stand and ready herself... Kakashi said the Akatsuki would be after them, but why? Why would they want two fledglings when they can have two adults... Gaara thought to himself as he headed for Yashamaru's cave... He figured, once Sakura got the news she'd be on her way too...if he was dealing with the Akatsuki, then he'd need all the back-up he could get...
Sakura...
What? I was just getting comfortable...
Read the letter in my office, zip down to the cellar and bring the special mixture from behind the port...
Where are you?
No time to explain, I think i've just figured out why Daimen didn't call to us... Hurry!
Okay, i'll be there soon... Gaara stopped on a low sand dune and howled again. The howling rebounded off the cliff faces behind him and echoed into the depths of the desert... The howl resonated and fell untill it resembled more of a roar, untill it was joined by another...a younger female roar, with little breaks in between... Gaara locked onto the roar and sent out his chakra probes. Even when the kids were in human form their chakra masses were like a signature...something the two of them didn't understand fully... He sent the probes through the dunes untill the probes prodded at a two familiar chakra spots... Suki and Daimen. Gaara opened a connection immediately, still walking towards the signal...
Where are you two!!!!!!!! Your mother and I have been worried sick...
Sorry Dad, Daimen's hurt badly! You need to help me...there's someone following me...
Alright, your mother's on her way too...
Gaara? Where are the kids? Have you found them? Sakura asked, tapping into the conversation.
Yes, I've got them, but I haven't reached them yet...
Mum? Mum Daimen's hurt badly!!!!! You have to come quick!
I know sweety, mamma's coming! And so's Daddy, just hold on!
Suki can you-
Dad!! He's here!! He crossing the dunes infront of me!!!!
Just hold on sweety!!!!! I'm coming.
Gaara, i'm here! the connection faded between the three. Sakura came to a skidding hault in demon form right beside Gaara, a small green bottle between her sharp teeth.
We need to get to her quickly! Have you got a lock on them?
Yeah, did you ask for re-inforcements and medic-nin?
Yes, their on their way...I left them at the gates, their following my footprints... The Sakura-Demon laughed slightly...it came out more like a series of small grunts...
Sakura...we need to find the kids, come on!!!
Ohh yeah! Quick! Both the demons quickly sprinted along the dunes...sending little desert creatures flying in every direction...
Suki closed the connection as the stalker's shadow hit the dunes... A kinda scrawny male, about six foot stood on the sand-hill olding his hands up in surrender.
"Look, Tobi's not going to hurt you...", he said digging in his pockets and throwing the kunais to the ground.
"Ohh really! Why have you been following me then? I saw you with those bozo's Unkie Sasuke killed!!!", Suki cried and tried to wake Daimen again, he didn't shove at first but let out a small grunt as she brushed her hand over his wound... Come on Daimen! Wake up!! She thought as she watched the strange new guy cross the dune slowly.
"Back off!!!", she hissed, showing he pointy little teeth... Tobi backed away a little, standing back on the dune.
"Wow! Easy now, Tobi already said he wasn't going to hurt little demons...just talk...", Tobi said as he sat down on the dune.
Suki how are things?
He's sitting on the dune infront of me Mum...he says he wants to...talk. He sounds kinda young, but not like me and Damein...
Just keep him at a distance sweety...were just coming now... No more needed to be said as the echoing sound of giant footfalls came over a dune- not too far away. Suki roared, as the adults came over the dune. Running gracefully through the dunes, they looked like sand-cheetahs...the muscle in their thighs and forearms clenching and rippling as they crested the next set of dunes. Tobi's eyes widened as they came into sight, the black symbol rising to the top of the crimson sea... He made a grab for Daimen's lifeless ankle while Suki was yowling only to have his arm snapped up by a mini-monster. The boy had used the last of his strength to warn his sister. She turned on the defencless Uchiha, only to stare directly into his garnet-red eyes...
"SUKI NO!!!! DON'T LOOK AT HIS EYES!!!!!" The Sakura-Demon roared. It was enough to snap Suki out of the trance and swipe at his trapped arm with her half-formed demon-claws...
Gaara soared over the large dune to land directly behind the quivering Suki... He roared at the top of his lungs and shifted into human form again. The shouts of the guard-men and medics came from behind the great sand hills as Gaara ran at the bleeding Tobi. He sidestepped and aimed a combo to Gaara's defencless back. Gaara grunted as he was slammed to the ground with tornado-like force... Tobi laughed hysterically as he bounced off Gaara to land gracefully on a small sand mound. Gaara snorted as he tried to rid the sand from his mouth. He prepared himself mentally, acessing the long-dormant resevoir of chakra known as the great Shukaku... The beast lifted it's mighty head, laughing softly...
So you need me again?( Shukaku)
What do you think?
Ahhhhh, so you are calling me...What's the deleima?
THE KITS ARE IN TROUBLE!!!!!!!!!
Fine...here... It said. Gaara felt a huge surge of forbidden power. It completed him, made him feel strong and awakened the hunger...the blood, the kills...ohh it brought back memories... Gaara lifted his head to the sky as the sand around him began to shift and move. Tobi scoffed.
"Well you know Gaara-sama, Tobi was hoping for a better challenge...", he said sarcastically. Gaara snarled at him, while Sakura paced around her babies, sheilding them protectvely with her armour plated tail... She nosed the injured Daimen...he didn't move. She trumpeted to Gaara, who turned his head to look at her..
What's wrong?
Gaara!!! He's not moving! He's bleeding alot and his breathing has slowed right down... The medics rounded the hill with streachers vials...
Give him to the medics, and take them both home...this is something I've got to do...
Wait, I want to fight. I'll tell Suki to run home with them...She's big enough to fit them and Daimen on her back...
Fine, but hurry! Gaara screamed as Tobi launched himself at Gaara. Gaara growled and raised the sand around him, protecting himself from the powerfull kicks and punches... Gaara noticed a white-shadow like object floating near Tobi. Flicking up some sand he flitted towards the object...
"Madara! Watch out!", Tobi shouted as the object flew over to Tobi, and right through him... Gaara watched as Tobi jerked and bucked untill he finally stopped shaking... His red eyes snapped open and Gaara gasped. Suki took off, sending a little dust storm floating mistily through the battle feild. Gaara couldn't see, but felt the air move around him. He swung to his left as a punch entered from the right. He grabbed the hand and swung it in a huge circle, the body it was attached to soaring over his shoulder... Tobi grunted at he landed against a sand-hill. Gaara cocked his head and watched Tobi slide down...the sand shifted away to reveal...a rock. Gaara grinned. Sakura padded alongside Gaara once more, watching over her shoulder as her little girl strode back towards town...
"Sabaku Sōsō !!", Gaara shouted at the shadow floating just out of reach behind the still lingering dust screen. The sand around him whirled and twisted...Sakura looked down in amazement as the sand around Gaara's feet launched itself at the Akatsuki member. He screamed out in terror for a few seconds before there was a sickening crunch. Sakura squirmed as an unidentified liquid rained down on them both... Gaara wrapped his hands around her for company as the red-rain soaked them both. Gaara looked off into the distance...
That bastard's not dead yet...
It's wine...
Tobi smirked as the two demons beneith him. Tobi is a good boy! He will bring baby demons back to Madara-sempaii!!! And Papa-Madara will be happy at Tobi-kun!!
"Ohh Gaara-sama! Up here!", he said as the dust cloud cleared. Gaara looked up and snarled.
"Come on asshole-", Gaara stoped as Tobi covered his ears with his hands.
"Tobi not allowed to know swear words! Deidara-sempaii to Tobi so!!", Tobi said. Gaara laughed.
"If you act like a baby Tobi, you'll never get anywhere in life...", Gaara smirked as le lept for the hovering Tobi. A hard hit to his back and neck sent his crashing into a rock, midflight... The boy above him laughed creuelly as it dissapered. The real Tobi walked out from behind a dune.
"Ohh come on Gaara-sama! Are you really a great Kazekage? Are you going to let everyone die? By being niiave you can achieve great things you know...", Tobi giggled childishly. Gaara tired to lift himself up, only to come crashing to the floor again... He felt a stabbing pain in the middle of his spine and just collapsed... Fuck! I've slipped a disk or something!!! Where's the medic-nin when you need them!!!
A/N: Alright i'll cut it off there for now, otherwise it's gonna go on for ages! So Gaara vs Tobi hey? OMG GAARA GOT HURT!!! Wait...isin't the sand ment to protect him? WTF happened there?!?!?!?! Hahahaa Madara said BASTARD!!!! and OMFG!!!! Madara Tobi's daddy?!?!?!?!!?! AHGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! NExt chappie due soon!! Keep posted!!! Back home in 2 days thank god!!!!!!! I thought Tobi-kun's little 'no swear words' thing was funny. But Hidan and his mouth...I think Tobi already knows...
Hidan: What about my mouth? I do not fucking swear!!
Deidara: Ohh hell yes you do un!!!
Hidan: Ha! You just swore!! See Tobi doesn't learn all his bloody foul langauge from me!!!!
Itachi: Ohh shut the fuck up you to gays!!!!
Tobi: Lalalalallalalalalalalallaalalla Not listening!!!!! lalalaalallalalallalalala
Deidara: Ohh great he's up! How the fuck didn he get out of that cage, un?
Hidan: Where's kisame? He needs to find that damn book!!
Angel: He can borrow my Mickey Mouse Bedtime Book Of Fun!
Tobi: NOOOOO!!!! Tobi wants his Icha Icha book!!!!!!
Deidara: HIDAN!!!!! I thought I told you to leep them locked in you cupboard!!!!!!!!
Hidan: What?!?!?! How did he get hold of my fucking porno?!?!?!?!?!
Deidara whacks Hidan over the head with the Mickey Mouse book...
Hidan: Owwwwwwww!!!!! Deidara!!!!!!!!
Runs after Deidara with scythe, Deidara screaming like a girl...
Angel: Ooookkkkaaaayyyy...Where's my Mickey mouse book?
Tobi: Here it is Angel-chan.
Angel: Ohhhh so adorable!!!!!
Tobi: Angel? Can I sleep wth you tonight seeming Deidara-sempaii is going to be Hidan-sama's sacrifice...
Angel: Sure Tobi, anytime...
Itachi: I can't sleep either. Their making too much noise! Can I come too?
Angel: Ahhhhhh, thinks to self...mmmmmm two hotties, NICE!!!!! Yeah sure Weasel-chan
Itachi: Got my pjas already...
Angel looks down...
Angel: Oooookaay!!!! Night everyone! laughs evilly and shuts door...
END!