"Hey Eren. I wanna do just one more thing." Annie tells him, humming lightly.

.I.

"Levi, no, listen to me." Eren laughs softly, pulling back from shorter man. The raven growls in frustration and turns around to face his husband.

"Eren, just stop it. I can't play the piano. My fingers don't work like that. Yours are just…fucking magical."

Eren raises an eyebrow delicately, holding his breath to calm his laughter. "Magical fingers?"

Levi nods, shrugging. "Not just on the piano, but on my body too. Do you know how turned on I-"

"OKAY LEVI." Eren interrupts the man quickly, cheeks dark with a girlish blush.

The older man just smirks. "What's the matter, Jaeger? Embarrassed that you make your husband feel good?"

"Well…" Eren stutters, trying to form a coherent sentence. "I-I mean…I'm glad I make you feel good…but you really don't have to-"

"Just shut up and play brat."

"O-okay." Levi slides off the bench gracefully and Eren sits down in the warm spot, fingers ghosting over the ivory keys. "What do you want me to play?"

Levi shrugs, leaning back in the white loveseat, eyes closed and face relaxed. "Rhapsody In Blue. You always play that so nicely…"

He smiles softly and nods, turning back to the baby grand that Levi had given him for their first year anniversary with the promise from the younger man that he would play it at least once a week.

He closes his eyes and lets his fingers take over, already knowing the song by heart, since it was his mother's favorite. With a flourish, his fingers tickle the keys and glide up gracefully, coaxing the advanced song from the instrument.

Levi watches his husband, a soft smile on his face. His heart leaps with this thing called love and he leans forwards to rest his elbows on his legs.

"Eren." He murmurs, tugging lightly at his collar as he swallows hard.

The younger man stops, fingers hovering over the keys. He doesn't turn around, knowing by the tone of the man's voice what exactly he wants.

"Yes Levi?"

"Come here…"

Eren smiles softly and nods, finally turning around to meet the gaze of his husband. Levi holds out his hand, pinky outstretched, and Eren slowly stands, swaying his hips as he walks over.

He links his pinky with the other, kissing it gently before sitting down on Levi's lap, smiling softly.

"Hey you." Eren breathes, resting his forehead against the shorter man's.

"Hey yourself." Levi laughs softly, resting a hand on Eren's hip, the other on the nape of his neck.

The two stare at each other for a quiet moment and Eren gently strokes Levi's cheek, smiling softly.

"I love you." He murmurs before lightly pressing his lips to the older man's. Levi hums slightly, his grip tightening as he opens his mouth, moving to deepen the kiss.

Eren tangles his lithe fingers in Levi's orderly hair, messing it up in an instant. With a growl, Levi flips Eren and pushes him into the plush cushions, the two of them in a dangerous war, harsh pants emitting from the two of them.

"Tonight, I'll fuck you so hard you won't even be able to walk." Levi growls, a hand tracing down the younger male's chest to ghost over his crotch. Eren groans and bites Levi's lip, an obvious message between the two.

Two can play at this game.

Levi forces Eren's head back with a tug of his unruly hair and Eren submits, moaning as Levi continues to abuse his lips, hips jerking when Levi slips a hand down his pants.

A harsh ringing jolts the two out of their lustful haze and Eren looks up at Levi, eyes blown dark because of lust, cheeks flushed dark and lips swollen and bleeding. The two stare at each other, obviously wanting to continue, but Levi swallows hard, trying to control his harsh breathing as he answer his phone angrily.

"What the fuck do you want now, you fucking walking eyebrow?" Levi snarls, leaving Eren's lap to stand, for the temptation was too much for the older man.

"Nice to talk to you too Levi." Erwin sighs from the other side, and Levi's small wick of patience shortens further.

"What do you fucking want, you dipshit? I was in the middle of a wonderful make out session with my lovely husband, and I'd like to continue that if all this is is some stupid call."

"I just wanted to let you know that Mrs. Norman is going to be moved from ICU to regular monitoring and that she'll be-"

"Under my watch, I know the drill Erwin. Couldn't this have waited until tomorrow? It's our fucking anniversary for fucks sake."

"Correction, no it is not. Not for another…" Levi hears some rustling from the other end and Erwin comes back. "Month and 3 days."

"You have. A fucking calendar. THAT TELLS YOU THIS?!"

"Of course not. I had to write it down. Calendars can't talk Levi."

"I swear to God Erwin I will torture you so fucking slowly that you will beg me to kill you."

"Love you too Levi, but I'd advise you to love your husband more."

"Fuck you too you piece of shit."

Eren had moved from off the loveseat to stand behind Levi with a soft smile on his face. When Levi had hung up, he looped his arms around the other's waist, pressing a kiss to the sweet spot on his neck.

Levi shivered slightly, leaning back against him with a drawn out sigh. "That fucking bastard. He knew that we were doing this. Must have cameras somewhere."

Eren laughs, linking their pinkies together as he whispers huskily, "Well, should we give him a show then?"


"It involves this thing that helps your body from the outside. Oh, don't scream. At least not in pain. You are quite sexy though when you can't handle the pain any longer." Annie laughs softly, ignoring the screams that echo around her.

.II.

"Annie, I need help." Eren groans, resting his head on his messy desk with a whine.

"With what? If it's washing that kid's back again, I swear to God Jaeger that I won't." Annie glares at him with a gaze that could freeze seas.

Eren sits up quickly, shaking his head frantically. "No! Not that. And…it's Ackerman now." He adds with a quiet blush.

He yelps when Annie's cold hands brush his neck, yanking his collar down with ease. "Yeah…I can tell." She deadpans, a smirk dusting her dull voice.

"S-shut up!" He cries, covering the nasty hickey on his neck with a dark blush. "It's about…my ring…"

"Your what now?"

"My ring!" He holds up his left hand to show his ring finger blaringly bare for a newlywed.

"Don't tell me you fucking lost your ring, Ackerman." Annie groans, placing some files on her own desk. "I knew you were an idiot, but come on."

"Of course I didn't! And I'm not an idiot!" Eren yells. He holds up his right hand to show her the silver band sitting snuggly on his ring finger. "It fits perfectly fine on this hand, but not on the hand it should be on!"

"Then why don't you fucking go to a fucking jeweler's, you shit?!" Annie yells back, clearly annoyed at her co-worker.

A head pops through the doorway, thick eyebrows raised in either annoyance or amusement, the young workers couldn't tell.

"Mind explaining what's going on in here?" Erwin Smith steps through the doorway and leans against the doorframe, eyes boring down on the two.

Annie huffs and turns back to her paperwork. "Nothing Sir, Dr. Ackerman was just being stupid as always."

"Now you listen here, Leonhart." Eren rises to his feet, visibly fuming and ready to strike. "You don't have the-"

"Jaeger step the fuck away from her before I beat your sorry ass into Hell and back again." Levi Ackerman threatens as he steps around Erwin, glare darker than the black hair that rests on his head.

Eren freezes and growls, fists clenching before he exhales, going back to his desk to fume over patient files in silence.

Dr. Ackerman turns to the nurse next, but a large hand rests on his shoulder to stop him.

"Levi, the reason we came here was to tell them to quiet it down and stop the vulgar language and the first thing you do is swear right back at them." Erwin sighs, closing his eye for a second to keep the headache forming at bay.

He opens his eyes, clearly set on what he was about to say. "Eren and Levi, you are dismissed for the rest of the day."

The two doctors freeze in obvious shock, glancing at the other before looking back at the taller man.

"Sir, I assure you it was just a little brawl." Eren tries to back up, plastering a smile to his face. "I assure you I can keep working."

"Not while you two are still in the honeymoon phase." Erwin comments nonchalantly. "Just go to the jeweler's, fix your ring, and go home to have angry sex before coming back tomorrow with a better attitude. Understood?"

Annie glances between the flushing doctor that she unfortunately worked for and the raven haired doctor before looking back down at her papers.

"U-understood, Dr. Smith."

Erwin steps to the side to allow Levi to pass, dragging Eren along behind him. The blond then turns to the silent nurse, holding up a sponge and towel.

"You still need to help Nicholas with his daily scrubbing, Nurse Leonhart."

Annie shoots the older man a glare, but since Erwin had been around Levi enough, he wasn't even fazed.

"Don't blame me. You're the one who wanted to become a nurse."


"Oh Eren, Levi will be so happy to see you looking so nice and handsome." He jerks in pain, trying to wrench his hand from her iron grip.

"Oh now, we can't have any of that. The fun has just begun."

.III.

"Eren, put that filthy finger down before I shove it up your ass so far, you'll snort it out." Levi smacks the side of his head, jolting Eren out of his hatred party.

"Ow! Levi!" He whines, turning to glare at the shorter man. "What the hell?!"

"You sound like a fucking girl, shut the fuck up before I make you sleep on the floor." Levi rubs his temples, an impending headache already forming.

"It's not my fault Kenny is a fucking asshole." Eren growls, glaring at the man as he walks with Erwin to the faculty meeting room, obviously ignoring the two married men.

"Eren…I understand that he gets on your nerves, but you should just let it go. Everyone else is fine with us. I told you from the start that there would be bastards who would jeer at us for loving each other." Levi gently rubs Eren's arm, pulling him back into the supply closet, locking it without the younger knowing.

"I know that Levi, but do we really need that kind of abuse?!" Eren shouts, kicking the rack of lab coats, gripping his messy locks hard in his hands, silver band glinting dully in the sickly yellow light.

"Eren…" Levi sighs, pulling him in for a hug. He rubs Eren's back, trying to calm him down, but Eren grabs his arms and slams him back against walls so hard that Levi sees stars.

"Levi…I…" Eren pants, thumping his head against Levi's delicate shoulder.

Levi sighs, knowing all too well what Eren was feeling.

"Do it Eren. I give you permission."

Eren breathes out sharply, freezing as Levi's legs trail up his side to wrap around his waist.

"Let's make a mess he can never erase." Levi whispers, kissing the shell of his ear. "Show him what comes from our love. Hmm?"

Eren angrily gropes at Levi's belt before ripping it off, pulling his pants down with no hesitation, the anger making his eyes burn brighter than before.

He takes Levi painfully and hard against the wall in the supply closet, which do little to nothing from covering Levi's cries.

Hanji laughs at the face Kenny makes as the three, Kenny, Erwin and Hanji, walk past the closet and she leans close to Kenny, twirling the spare key round and round her middle finger.

"Sounds like they don't give a flying fuck about you or your opinions." She laughs, Levi's scream of 'Dear God Eren, right fucking there!' adding to her statement.

Kenny leaves without a word, although his face is a slight shade of green as he steps into the afternoon sun.


"Just how many memories are in your little mind, Eren?" Annie wipes her bloodied hands before moving on.

"I so desperately want to you know better."

.IV.

"Eren, you shitty brat, I will-" Levi pauses when a tanned finger kisses his lips, and he shoots an annoyed glare at the man before him.

Eren sends him a pouting look, dazzling eyes drooping with a whining gesture.

"Levi please just let me stay in the kitchen by myself for another ten minutes. I'm almost done I swear!"

"Okay one. Stop putting that fucking finger on my lips. Who knows where all that nasty shit has been."

"Only inside you, Sir." Eren winks, paling after as he realized what he just said.

Levi was not amused.

"I will let that slide just because you are my husband and I don't know how I'd explain your death to the police. Second. Just give me some medicine and a fucking HOT cup of tea and I'll leave you alone for an hour." He rubs his forehead with a grimace, and Eren looks at him worriedly.

"Are you still having those headaches Levi?" He turns around to get the medicine and place a kettle on the stove. He tosses the bottle to Levi, who takes it with a grunt.

"I've always had these headaches, nothing new."

Eren bites his lip and nods. Soon the water is at the right temperature and he pours a cup before placing a tea bag in it, gently setting it down on the coffee table, where Levi rests next to on the white couch, a dainty arm flung over his eyes.

"I'll wake you up when dinner is ready. Feel better soon." Eren gently kisses Levi and heads back into the kitchen, where he works for another hour before setting the table.

After lighting the last candle, he smiles and nods, heading back to his sleeping husband, who was curled in a tight ball in the corner of the couch, peacefully sleeping. Eren felt a slight twinge of guilt as he bends down to gently shake the man awake.

"Levi…Happy Anniversary." He smiles when Levi slowly sits up, rubbing his eyes groggily.

"Don't fucking tell me you made a dinner for us."

"Yep!" Eren smiles, pleased with himself.

Levi sighs, leaning forwards to grab his cellphone. He dials a number, and Eren frowns, watching him.

"Yes, I'd like to place an order for two sandwiches." Levi frowns, rolling his eyes. "As long as it's edible, just fucking put it on there."

"Levi!" Eren shouts, hitting his husband upside the head. "Are you seriously buying dinner?!"

"Of course. I can't eat anything from you for surely I'll die, and I thought you loved me." Levi looks up at him innocently.

"LEVI!"


"Why do you love that murderer so, Eren?" Annie questions him after a long while. "Many of my loved ones have left after learning that I kill for fun. But why are you so different?"

. V.

"Levi, I swear to God, if we are late for this, I won't have sex with you for a month." Eren hisses as they bolt towards city hall, where a steady stream of people are filing in. Levi rolls his eyes, loosening his tie slightly.

"So? I can always just ask Erwin."

The look Eren gives him is enough for Levi to shut his mouth until they are seated at the front of the hall, where two podiums stand, the owners nowhere to be found.

"So why are we here again?" Levi mumbles, leaning close to Eren.

Eren just sighs and sits back in his chair, running a hand through his messy locks.

"Armin is running for governor and I said I'd be here for the final debate. Does it hurt you to remember one thing about my life?!"

Levi just shrugs, clapping politely when Armin and another man walk out.

The debate lasts for a fucking long time, and Levi taps his foot impatiently, already knowing halfway through that Armin was definitely going to win. Eren pinches his thigh as a warning and Levi sighs, stopping the noise to sit back into his chair and watch it continue.

Finally, after three hours, the debate is over, and Armin looks nervously over to Eren, who smiles brightly and flashes him a thumbs up.

And it's there that Levi realizes just how kind a soul Eren Jaeger has.


"Why do you bite your hand so much?" Annie laughs, tracing the scars by his thumb with a cool object. "Does he rape you so much that you just bite and bear it?"

.VI.

"Oi, Eren." Levi says one lazy afternoon. Eren looks up from the book he was reading to look at the older man in question.

"Why do you have scars by your thumb? Those look deep and nasty."

Eren's breath hitches and he subconsciously hides the scarred hand, heart pounding wildly.

"…Dad always said to stay quiet and be a good boy…so I had to…"

There was a tense silence.

And then Levi snapped.

"Eren fucking Jaeger, are you telling me that you were abused as a child?!"

He flinches and shakes his head, not wanting to meet his husband's eye. "No…I got punished because I was a bad boy. I deserved it."

"Eren." Levi's voice is low, dangerous, and slow. "What did you do."

"I-I'd spill water…or trip…" Eren bows his head, fists clenching. "I was such a bad son…"

There's a tense silence in the room and Eren flinches when he hears Levi stand up without a word. He hears the older man quietly walk over next to him and Eren sucks in a sharp breath when a gentle hand rests on his knee.

"Eren. Look at me." Levi whispers, only touching the man's knee, careful not to set him off.

"I can't." Eren's voice is soft, dejected.

"Yes you can. You're strong Eren, so very strong."

Eren chokes back a sob and bites his lip before looking up through his tear-stained lashes.

Levi smiles softly and leans forwards so he can see Eren's face better. "Hey."

Eren swallows and closes his eyes, breath shuddering as he tries not to cry. Levi sighs and rubs his knee, staying silent as Eren quietly cries before him. Brushing his lips gently against Eren's, Levi whispers gently, "I'm so sorry Eren…"

"L-Levi…can you hold me?" Eren whimpers, eyes screwed shut tightly, one of his hands clutching the sleeve of Levi's dress shirt desperately.

Silently Levi slides up onto the couch and he wraps his arms around his young husband. Eren silently cries out, burying his head in Levi's chest as he sobs ugly cries. Levi gently rubs his back and lets him cry, gently holding Eren's hand in his own before stroking the garish scars.

Eren freezes. "L-Levi?"

He gently tilts Eren's chin up, kissing away the tears before gently kissing him. Eren sniffles and kisses Levi gently back, pulling back to lay his head on Levi's collarbone.

"I'm sorry Levi…" Eren chokes out, hand tightening on the warm fabric.

"Brat…it's not your fault…"


"Tell me Eren. What would happen if I cut off your finger? Would you be sad? Because your husband was laughing when he cut off my father's fingers."

.VII.

"Oi…brat…if you don't stop poking me, I'll be forced to take…drastic measures." Levi growls sleepily, but the yawn that cuts through his threat softens the blow tremendously.

Eren laughs softly and burrows farther under the covers, smiling as he takes in his sleepy husband. Levi groans, rolling to his side to turn away from Eren. Eren pouts, but he isn't complaining as his eyes travel down the rolling muscles of Levi's back, and the way the sheets cling to the older man's legs, baring that delicious-

Okay, maybe he was just a little horny in the morning.

Scooting closer to his husband, he drapes an arm over his waist to spoon the smaller man. Levi whines, yes whines, in protest and kicks Eren hard enough for him to roll back slightly, his hand still resting on Levi's naked hip.

"You look beautiful this morning." Eren whispers huskily, and Levi looks blearily over his shoulder to glare half-heartedly at the other.

"Shut your (yawn) fucking mouth, because you aren't touching this ass for a loooong time."

Eren pouts but nods, resting his head on Levi's shoulder. Levi's gaze softens and he presses a kiss to Eren's forehead.

"Morning Eren."

"Good morning Levi." He smiles softly, poking Levi in the cheek. The older man dully stares at him before tilting his head back down to the pillows.

"If I don't get to sleep until 9 I swear to God Eren that you will be forced to clean the floors with a toothbrush."

With a joyful laugh Eren agrees and turns to lay on his back, eyes fluttering shut once more.

"…love you, you shitty brat."


"Hey, Eren? Do you hate me?" Annie asks in the same voice Levi did, so long ago. "Because I completely understand if you do."

.VIII.

"Eren, don't flick off the guests. It's rude." Levi pulls his hand down, face void of emotion but steely gaze laughing in mirth. Eren makes a face down at his new husband and points with his middle finger at the man sitting next to his sister.

"Fuckface, I mean, horseface," Eren says loud enough for the man to hear. "Is hitting on my sister, and I find it disgusting. Go mate with your own kind!" Eren hollers, standing up, and Levi hisses, forcefully pulling the younger man back down into his seat.

"I swear I will divorce you right now, you piece of shit." Levi growls menacingly, glaring darkly. Eren simply smiles and shrugs.

"But you'd miss me. And!" Eren pokes Levi's nose at this. "Who's the one who proposed in the first place?"

"Me, but that's-"

"Ah, ah, ahhh~!" Eren sings, smirking down at the older male. "Wouldn't that look bad if the person who proposed is the person who filed for divorce? They probably thought you just wanted my ass until you couldn't take it anymore."

"That's exactly why I married you." Levi deadpans. The two stare at each other for a short while before bursting out into laughter simultaneously.

"Oh my God Levi!" Eren laughs, covering his mouth to hide his big smile. Levi chuckles, wiping a few stray tears from his eyes.

"I fucking love you, Eren Ackerman."

"And I fucking return that, Levi shitstain Ackerman."

The two grin at each other before Levi pulls Eren in for a loving kiss.


"We're almost done. You've been such a good boy Eren. I wish we could do this all the time…"

.IX.

Eren groans loudly, head thrown back in utter bliss as Levi rolls his hips, thrusting gently into the younger male. His nails dig hard enough to draw blood on the back that he had dreamed about for so long, and Eren lets his hands go slack to trail down Levi's back.

With a shudder, Levi thrusts in sharply, head bowed as he pants softly, a low groan emitting from his parted lips when Eren clenches sweetly around him, voice high in pleasure.

"F-fuck! Levi~! Ngh…there! Hit there again!" Eren moans, eyes rolling back as his hips jerk up wildly, desperately, to meet Levi's.

"Shit…Eren." Levi groans, forcing Eren's legs apart wider as his pace increases, the various sounds from Eren ranging from short screams to bouncing moans.

Eren runs his hands through Levi's sweaty hair, panting and moaning loudly, and he watches the ring on his finger jolt back and forth from the power of Levi's thrusts.

The two lock gazes and suddenly they're biting and clawing at each other in a desperate race to the top. Levi's thrusts become erratic and Eren can barely kiss him back, head tilting back suddenly to scream loudly as his back arches, hitting his climax first.

Levi groans and freezes, hips locking as he cums hard inside the younger male, a low groan rattling from his tired throat.

The two pant harshly as Levi catches himself on his elbows above Eren, and Eren slowly opens his eyes to look up at Levi, eyes calming from their lustful haze to loving gaze.

He catches Levi's hand with his own and presses it to his cheek, the cool of his ring cooling Eren's warm cheek. He smiles and presses a kiss to the palm of Levi's hand.

"I love you Levi…so much…"

Levi sighs, a genuine smile on his face as he leans down to capture his husband's lips once more.

"I love you too Eren."


"Say Eren…did you ever want kids with him? Why do you even think you'd be a good parent? I mean, you did kill that girl."

.X.

"Code Red on floor 5. Code Red on floor 5." Levi and Annie watch as Eren rushes past them, eyes wide and face paled in panic as he runs with the other doctors and nurses towards the little girl's room.

Levi sighs and closes his file, walking more slowly and somber as he knows what is about to take place.

Eren watches as a couple of nurses try to calm the convulsing girl and he staggers towards her bedside, tears streaming down his face. He links his pinky with the girl's and she tightens her grip on his finger, only slackening when her heart beats no more.

An anguished cry, louder than that of the parents, meets Levi from the hallway and he closes his eyes, shaking his head.

"It's a damn shame Erwin…"

Eren stumbles out of the room and into the loving arms of his husband, where he sobs harshly, falling limp in Levi's arms.

"S-she just died…in my arms…on my watch…I'm a murderer!" Eren cries, sitting on the ground when Levi gently helps him down.

"Shh…you're not a murderer…something shitty happened, and she left us too soon. It wasn't your fault."

Eren just sobs harder, shaking his head as he murmurs something that breaks Levi's heart.

"I'm such a terrible parent…"


"Hey Eren? You awake?"

.

.

.

"I'm sorry I killed her."


A/N:...sorrynotsorry

That was the fastest I've ever vomited that many words out.

Let's see if any of you understand what just happened in this chapter...